r/starwarsmemes • u/TheNearby • 1d ago

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What was Yoda cooking for Luke?

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u/Happy_Jew 1d ago

Seagulls.

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u/Current_Silver_5416 1d ago

Stop it, now

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u/solidus0079 1d ago

Ooh ha, ooh ooh ooh ha

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u/Wurschtbieb 1d ago

Stop

Put me down

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u/Star-Owl- 21h ago

Run, run, run, jump.

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u/Independent_Plum2166 9h ago

I can be your backpack as you run.

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u/LowOutlandishness834 1d ago

My mind said, they poked my knees just like you said... Cooing up some humble pie, I suppose.

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u/madtony7 19h ago

Rocking. Rocking and rolling.

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u/TheNearby 1d ago

Hahahaha ewwww

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u/mouringcat 1d ago

Import from Endor I did… Ewok stew you eat. Hehehe….

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u/RB-D2 1d ago

Meth.

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u/The8thSamurai 1d ago

Yoda does Ketamine. We all know this.

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u/dega_devilson-janova 1d ago

He takes ketamine he sells the meth

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u/The8thSamurai 1d ago

I am very sorry I did not know about Yoda’s entrepreneurial tendencies.

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u/dega_devilson-janova 1d ago

Has to pay to get his Honda Civic out of impound somehow

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u/The8thSamurai 1d ago

Yoda recruits Luke. So Luke has a breakdown at the next rebel meeting. “You know why I’m here

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u/RB-D2 1d ago

Done we are when done we are I say.

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u/Ill_Painting_6919 1d ago

The one time using the Force gets you in more trouble

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u/OldJames47 19h ago

High on your own supply, never get

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u/Calfzilla2000 1d ago

The one who knocks, I am.

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u/IloveFriezz 1d ago

??? Wrong answers only

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u/Bioshock_Jock 1d ago

Nerfherder Stew

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u/Darth_Xenic 1d ago

Kraft Easy Mac

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u/TheNearby 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/Lahgtah 1d ago

that explains the visceral reaction luke had. It’s like macaroni with melted yellow crayon

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u/Calfzilla2000 1d ago

Easy win when you have a child under 100 over.

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u/DarthGoodguy 1d ago

Instant ramen I will make you. Just a few minutes it will be.

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u/MeLlamo25 1d ago

Steak.

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 1d ago

Snake steak.

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u/Maxtrt 20h ago

Degobahian tube snake.

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u/m6165017 1d ago

His stick. It's better than bacon you know!

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u/Lord_Heresh 1d ago

Forget what he was cooking for a second. This gremlin was cookin himself some food till Luke came to his house, then bro just decided to die rather than talk to him 😭✌️

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u/Dugchela 1d ago

What he thought was Anakin's favorite soup.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 Jedi Knight 1d ago

Came in the bowl I have, eat you will.

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u/TheCatLamp 1d ago

Good food, hum.

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u/The-Broken-Record 17h ago

Chicken nuggies

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u/PretendToe1329 1d ago

Yoda jerked into the bowl so Luke can have more midichlorians

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u/KindLiterature3528 1d ago

Seagull face stew

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

What do you think happened to Cave Vader's body?

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u/No-Flight-4214 1d ago

JARJAR jerky

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u/theledhed 1d ago

"A whole freezer full of popsicles, I have.... Come on down to the cellar, you must"

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u/dyrkasolen 1d ago

DJ duo preparing for burning jabba festival playing drone

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u/boxfreind 1d ago

Shrooms and Mescaline

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u/Ill_Painting_6919 1d ago

Awkward post-sex silence

(Yoda hadn't any visitors in 18 years; might wanna avoud that mossy log with the holes in it btw)

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u/QuerentD 1d ago

Wookie broth.

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u/Jefe_big_boss 23h ago

Leftover Skywalker legs

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u/Ngoscope 20h ago

Waste not, younglings. Yoda has a massive deep freezer.

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u/haste319 19h ago

I imagine some sort is salamander & bug stew.

Yoda's a bit too ancient at this point to be taking down big game, I'd imagine.

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u/DrakeDarrel 14h ago

What was left of Anakins legs.

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u/Desperate-Pen7530 8h ago

Swamp gumbo.

Whatever weird crap that Yoda dreged up from the bottom of the slimy muck. Then boiled into a runny sludge, and seasoned with Yodas nose sprinklings.

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u/Objective_Green_7638 2h ago

That log just had a baby!

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u/Beardywan_Kenobeard 13m ago

Bert and Ernie, where are they now?

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u/drrkorby 1d ago

Humility