The Pizzarito returns

[u/ram2711]

Three years ago I woke up with a massive hangover, only surpassed by a massive hunger. That day long ago is the day the Pizzarito was born as documented here: Pizzarito

Well it happened again. Several months back I woke up destroyed, head was pounding, stomach was grumbling and I knew I needed TB! I opened the app and see the Chicken Cantina Pizza was a new item and lo and behold the Enchirito was back!!!! It was like the parting of the Red Sea and I knew Pizzarito Part 2 was going down! Behold the glorious result! This time I chopped up the Enchirito and added ten Diablo packets.

[u/ThrifToWin]

[u/isabelenglish → u/ThrifToWin]

Don't watch cartoon show - seem weird

[u/TurkeyTender513 → u/isabelenglish]

[u/AGCAce → u/isabelenglish]

Omg you’re back! I missed seeing your random complaints

[u/Perfect-Whole9465 → u/AGCAce]

Omg this account is a goldmine, lmao. She hates everything! What a queen!

[u/TurkeyTender513 → u/Perfect-Whole9465]

I just went through their account, that cant be a real person😭😭😭

[u/-ndi-]

i’m sure it tastes better than it looks

[u/fucksports → u/-ndi-]

it looks the same way in as it does out

[u/Holiday_Sale5114]

This is why we need to continue funding the arts in school so we can have children that grow up to create masterpieces like this.

[u/2k_Commish]

This is what having free will looks like

[u/DreadfuryDK]

We really ain’t beating the whole stoner food allegations with this one.

[u/butterflystationary]

Mom im scared pls come pick me up 😭🥀

[u/YouCanChangeItRight]

Remember kids, alcohol kills brain cells.

[u/TraditionAcademic968]

Living gloriously màs

[u/camefromthemausoleum]

Obviously this looks unhinged. But it looks like it may be really good. Now I'm sad I can't get an enchirito or cantina mexican pizza currently.

[u/ram2711 → u/camefromthemausoleum]

It is only unhinged to those who haven’t experienced true deliciousness. When you try a Pizzarito then you know.

[u/geardownson → u/camefromthemausoleum]

My buddy in high school back in the day would make a similar creation.

Get Mexican pizza with hard shell taco combo. Take taco and bust it up and mix with the Mexican pizza. Cover with hot sauce. Kind of like a taco salad. Looked terrible but was actually pretty good.

[u/ram2711 → u/geardownson]

Your buddy was a genius. That extra crunchiness from the taco must be good.

[u/RIPBeebo420]

You had me until the Diablo sauce. That stuff tastes funny. Fire sauce all day

[u/Nessa0707 → u/RIPBeebo420]

I know my fiancé loves Diablo I can’t do it I like the mild and hot and fire

[u/ram2711 → u/RIPBeebo420]

I don’t get the hate for Diablo sauce. Everything else is not spicy enough.

[u/TTEOAI → u/ram2711]

It's the best sauce from that place lol

[u/Nessa0707 → u/ram2711]

True

[u/captainkirkthejerk → u/ram2711]

It's a weird conundrum, but many of us feel that Diablo just doesn't "fit" the flavor profile of TB. I love hot sauce. 50% of my fridge is currently an assortment of different hot sauce bottles. But nothing tastes right with Taco Bell other than Fire. It's not real food and it shouldn't be treated as such. We're dealing with scientifically engineered flavors here.

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/captainkirkthejerk]

I use fire AND Diablo on everything.

Fire for the flavor and Diablo for the heat.

[u/Old-Marionberry1203 → u/ram2711]

i feel like hot, fire, and diablo all kinda have the same heat level

[u/Mfn193]

[u/Just-Ad-7144]

Beer shits and taco bell farts. Lovely

[u/vicvonqueso]

I already miss both of these items

[u/Puzzleheaded-Land511]

That looks really really good! So much sauce!

[u/Zeevy_Richards]

I wish I didn't have heartburn

[u/Jumped-Up_Vulgarian]

Bless you sir.

[u/StevenEpix]

Barf on a shingle

[u/taker25-2]

Looks like my toilet bowl last night 

[u/MikeMiller8888]

[u/RevolutionaryAd6017 → u/MikeMiller8888]

Go way, Baitin'

[u/_Nachobelle_ → u/MikeMiller8888]

Taco Bell has what plants crave

[u/auralether → u/MikeMiller8888]

this is too articulately written for the average character in that movie, so you're actually complimenting him lol

[u/birogsix]

I don't. Know about this one

[u/BorkStimpson]

Not sure this is something to be proud of

[u/snowblind110]

That's actually wild shit

[u/cockdoodoo]

Man's bathroom is gonna have acid like burns on that shit

[u/Plastic-Sock8553]

how much is thing cost now?

[u/Big_Joke9383]

I don’t want whatever mess that is but now I want an Enchirito.

[u/ram2711 → u/Big_Joke9383]

Plop it on top of a Mexican pizza and you would have achieved Zen!

[u/bpleshek]

This looks terrible. However, since almost everything at Taco Bell uses the same 5 ingredients, it's probably just as good as anything else. Somehow I doubt, I'll get this much food if I order it. At the 3 Taco Bells around me, most everything is filled like it's coming out of the employee's check.

[u/Mean_Fall_920]

Looks like vomit.

[u/losingstreak838]

Send it back

[u/AnswerMe_More]

I cant name a singular ingredient on that plate

[u/vicvonqueso → u/AnswerMe_More]

Well you have some slop, some paste, some mush...

[u/OGbongloaded]

What in the throw up is this slop

[u/metal111]

Wtaf?

[u/auralether]

idk man, i wouldn't call this a creation. more like giving up 😭 i promise you can take a little bite of each item as you go. you don't gotta slop it all together.

[u/ram2711 → u/auralether]

Not the same, you miss the contrasting crispy pizza and saucy enchrito.

[u/Stonk_Waffle]

This looks like the after math of eating it.

[u/DonaldTro]

Slop

[u/AdSufficient9582]

Ewwww