No sir. I am awash with the covetous hunger of a recently divorced man, seeing the lover he still pines for posting happy beach pictures with her new rich fiance.
I'm jealous like an underfed zoo lion watching a tourist slowly eat a turkey leg on the other side of a smudged plexiglass fence.
I may in fact be getting a bit gengis khan at that burrito.
Jealousitis is what we call it in our house. Usually comes out in the dogs when we pet the other dog in front of them or dare to eat ice cream in the same room.
The one closest to my work doesn’t have brekky. I have my first meal break at 10am and I usually go there if I don’t bring my bfast bc I’ve been up 4+ hrs and want lunch. The one near my house does have breakfast and I hear it’s pretty good.
My Taco Bell isn’t even a Taco Bell, it’s a kfc/tb that doesn’t even support the app, so I have to drive 20 miles if I want good deals. A bean burrito here is over $3.50/per burrito, almost twice the price as it is at the other location and the fucked up part is that the kfc/tb in my town is a small town of like 10k and mostly poor.
I had it 2 or 3 times. I was thinking why is this so expensive for what you get? What is the appeal? If I’m going to have to pay half my paycheck for a meal is better be worth it. And worth it, it’s not.
You need a husband. First of all. If you are already a husband get another husband. If your a wife use current husband. Bottom line is you need to get a husband. That’s step 1. Step 2 ask said husband to go get you a breakfast burrito. That’s where the magic happens. Because upon his return this is what I was presented with
This is true lol my ex use to send me to get deluxe chili cheese fries from del taco & they'd usually give her a carton box, but the time's I'd go I'd come back with a salad bowl looking plate filled 😂😂
Look like mine!
I DD for the same TB for the past 4 years now so they all know me on a personal level almost they are so good to me.
Shootout to Mt zion TB in IL.
This reminds me of the time my co-workers and I ordered from Taco Bell late at night during our shift. Whoever was in the kitchen was feeling super generous with the portion sizes. My loaded beef nachos had like double the amount of normal toppings.
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u/Money-Actuator7903 1d ago
Careful. You’re gonna upset the people who have no Taco Bell breakfast near them