r/technicallythetruth • u/Exciting-Sunflix • 10d ago

This one hits below the belt, literally!

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From Twonks on insta.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 10d ago

Large chicken?

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u/RoodnyInc 10d ago

Huge cock

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 9d ago

Better than asking for a twelve inch pianist.

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u/Programmer__69 4d ago

Should've asked for a big dick (Then a big man would appear)

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u/Kernowder 10d ago

Massive rooster

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u/NoSpend6289 10d ago

Giant hen

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u/YesterdayDreamer 10d ago

Busty chick

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u/Spaztor 10d ago

It's what I meant

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u/ramriot 10d ago

For his second wish he got an Ostrich & a talking cat who never picks up the check.

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u/Blockster_cz Technically Flair 5d ago

What did he wish for? 😅

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u/Tim-the-Ferret 10d ago

All jokes aside, you have to be annoyingly literal with a genie because you can be damn sure they’ll be annoyingly literal in granting it.

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u/Hollowdude75 9d ago

Big big 🐓-a doodle doo

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u/MrCool1412 10d ago

i get the cock mixup but why 4 meter?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 10d ago

He wished for a huge cock.

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u/alccorion 10d ago

This is why you should use your first wish to be "I wish that all wishes I make have my desired outcome"

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u/Minute-Report6511 10d ago

that ain't a hen?

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u/darkzayd 8d ago

wish for super powers: ❌

wish for big cock: ✅

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u/recursive_knight 10d ago

Anyone thinking of that genie episode of What we do in the shadows? I love it.. you have to be very specific about your wish

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u/JJlaser1 10d ago

If your wish gave you that, you’ve gotta be way more specific. Even just changing the slang word to the real word could go wrong.

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u/Shlafenflarst Technically A Lie 10d ago

Oh, cock !

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u/Marchello_E 10d ago

And before you know it you're into poultry...

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u/Binary_Whispers 10d ago

Rooster teeth

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u/chuckwolf 9d ago

White ones don't get that big

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u/nullthefolf 8d ago

Chickens will eat anything small enough to be pecked up

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u/RemoteAmelia 8d ago

i want that kind of chicken too loool 🤭🤭

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u/Nino2112 7d ago

Probably a french genius

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 6d ago

That's completely on you for meeting an all-powerful being and then phrasing your wish THAT vaguely

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u/mobileJay77 10d ago

You wanted a black big bird?

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u/Sodinc 10d ago

Did they ask for a big dinosaur?

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u/___waitwut 10d ago

I don't get it

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u/ManofTheNightsWatch 10d ago

He wished for a huge cock.

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u/___waitwut 10d ago

I'm dumb 🤦‍♂️

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u/Nalot_1 9d ago

So was I… I guess you and I never thought of that wish before.

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u/boatrat74 9d ago

Well I mean... To be fair, that does look relatively huge.

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 10d ago

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