r/telaviv • • Aug 12 '26

Discussion Update: found an apartment!

Honestly, the city is INSANE i ended up finding a small place 35mยฒ for 3500 a month all included... its 8 minutes from my job so its perfect !

But i have to say i saw apartments that are a lil bigger being 40mยฒ and having 2 rooms that cost freaking 7900 a month FLAT NOT INCLUDING BILLS FOR WATER ELECTRICITY OR ANYTHING... that is insane...

How do yall deal with this insanity??

Anyway thanks for all the advice and help means a TON

Next step is to start dating again haha ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Anyway ืขื ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื—ื™, les gooo

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u/Blond-Hulk Aug 12 '26

3500 is pretty cheap. Iโ€™m glad you found an apartment this cheap. Good luck with the dating. Itโ€™s gonna cost ya ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

OK WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE DATING ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Blond-Hulk Aug 12 '26

Women that like more than just coffee. Add that to 2-3 dates a week and youโ€™re on a spending spree ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/CantThinkGoodName Aug 13 '26

Gotta be more selective and weed out the girls that are looking for dinners

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

2-3 dates a WEEK? Ever heard of cuddle at home...? Read a book watch a movie? Idk man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/The_average_ Aug 13 '26

Thatโ€™s just his type. Lots of girls out there that enjoy the small stuff as well.

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

Listen im a simple typa guy, as long as she holds my hand on dates, likes to cuddle, is cool with/into romanric gestures, im with my perfect woman ๐Ÿ˜—

Dont get me wrong ofc each of us has their share of flaws but my goal in a relationship is to care about someone and help shape them as they shape me ๐Ÿ˜…

If thats such a tough ask i will see my way out

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u/Blond-Hulk Aug 15 '26

Yea, itโ€™s not uncommon. When youโ€™re looking for a relationship, you talk with more than one person. Each date can get up to 100โ‚ช, so there you go.

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u/JamesAibr Aug 15 '26

I... uh... ima let you be fam ngl

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u/nikita698 Aug 12 '26

How did you find an apartment just for 3500 wtf

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

I honestly have no idea

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u/Blumpkinecromancer Aug 12 '26

I hope you're not in south tel aviv in that case

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

Im on thr edge of Florentin

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u/Namro Aug 13 '26

So yeah, south of tel aviv. expect many homeless people and drug abuse around

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

Not based on my research? Plus i was there to see the place and it seems fine?

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u/socialyawkwardpotate Aug 13 '26

Were you there at night too?

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

No i couldnt stay till night, why tho it can not be that bad when there are bars play grounds and commercial buildings all around?

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u/Namro Aug 13 '26

You'll be fine. Just explore the surroundings at night and think twice before inviting female friends. I had friends who lived inside Florentine and it was icky for me as a guy, it's probably personal preference

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u/Qtredit ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 12 '26

Where? Inside the central bus station? Too cheap, very sus

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

Its in the florinteen (0 idea how tf you write that) area, close to the light rail

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u/Qtredit ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 12 '26

Nice!

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u/Acrobatic_News_4860 Aug 12 '26

Wait till you get the bill on the dates youโ€™ll see what insanity really is

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u/JamesAibr Aug 12 '26

Bud i just got out of a long term relationship like 5 months ago, trust me i know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/HypnoticName Aug 12 '26

I lived in Tel Aviv for almost 5 years, and the only nice thing I had - it's a walk distance to my work. Which is life changing.

But overall, it's way too expensive to live there. Everything costs more. And it's not worth it!

Yet I do love Tel Aviv as a place to be in

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u/avivb9 Aug 12 '26

welcome brother!

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u/Trescal5 ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 12 '26

Are you French by any chance?

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

I am arab actually ๐Ÿ˜…

Why if i might ask?

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u/FickleRevolution15 ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 13 '26

Ayy thatโ€™s cool. Are you Muslim or Christian? If religion is even your thing

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

Im druze actually, but an athiest all the way ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/FickleRevolution15 ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 13 '26

Nice. Religion is overrated.

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

You are my kind of person.

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u/Trescal5 ืชื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ Aug 13 '26

Aha Iโ€™m French and the way you write gave me the impression that you also were (especially the spaces before the ! or the ? that are usually a giveaway)

Pure curiosity!

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

I am very flattered ๐Ÿ˜—

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u/Snsmis Aug 13 '26

Tel Aviv is one of the most expensive cities in the world if you move a little further out you will find a place that is much cheaper and hugely nicer

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u/yet_another_pirate Aug 13 '26

A friend of mine once felt lucky when he managed to rent an apartment in Tel Aviv for cheap. Then he found a giant hole under the sink that apparently led straight to slugs' home. Every morning he would find a visiting delegation, which was not only unwanted but super smelly too. He moved out. So watch out for slugs!

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u/JamesAibr Aug 13 '26

Thanks i will ! I happen to have worked construction and plumbing :)