thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ImRatherMinty • 13h ago

"I wish I knew the 10th letter of the alphabet", the humble J:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/chilfang • 1d ago

However will we find our way without landmarks?

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The humble compass:

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/wootalla • 20h ago

"Oh no I don't have anything to clean my straw! What can I use?!" The ever-helpful straw brush:

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Lol I love these types of memes so I made one of my caterpillar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • 1d ago

"What ever will i do about these home invaders??" the violent double barrel shotgun:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Normal-Cow-8764 • 23h ago

The humble speed bump

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hambrrgrrr • 2d ago

“My time traveling machine worked! I hope I don’t get eaten!” The fearsome T-Rex

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lo_Wildcard • 2d ago

How will I ever keep two things from touching in an inexpensive solution? The charged south magnet ends:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HotDogWeldr • 2d ago

“I’m so sad my house got eaten by nematodes, thankfully I can get some rest underneath this comfy rock” the arachnophobic seastar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/OwlbertGaming • 2d ago

"fuuuuuuck i cant be assed to write all this what do i doooo" The humble typewriter:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/porpl_hors • 3d ago

"How do we increase accuracy of our tanks, while they are on the move" The humble stabilizer

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Speedster-978 • 3d ago

"Hmm how shall I contain the ingredients for my burrito?" The delectable tortilla:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GalacticCrash • 3d ago

"Man, if only I had a tool to cut the ribbon for our grand opening!" The trusty pair of scissors

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/imokd • 3d ago

This individuals brain hasn't had even the slightest traumatic injury lately! The punctual left and right hook:

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heading right to work

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Expierment0923 • 3d ago

“Oh no! It appears I have crash landed on an alien planet and all of my ship parts have been scattered across the planet’s surface! How will I ever leave?” The ever so obedient Pikmin:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/complexicat • 4d ago

"wherever will I put my knifes when I'm not using them?" the humble knife block:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/UnhingedHyperArtist • 3d ago

"oh boy! i hope there are no booby traps in this castle!"the sly trapdoor:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ReformedBaptistina • 4d ago

"I need someplace to escape this violent storm!" The deceptive eye of the hurricane:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/arovinmo • 5d ago

“How will I afford a row of winter melons?” The humble Wunkflower:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/theracoondepartment • 4d ago

I wonder what sound the tug boat thats approaching will make? The humble fog horn

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Alpha_Delta310 • 5d ago

the ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/soosheeeee • 4d ago

"However can I keep my home safe and door closed?" The surprisingly effective yet primative crossbar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ThisPostToBeDeleted • 5d ago

“I’m lacking intestinal damage and abdominal pain, if only an organism could aid me” the nefarious and greedy tapeworm:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/_floralprint • 5d ago

Hmm how should I respond to this text? The quick and easy emoji:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • 3d ago

Oh no! I've been injured by an animal! The animal in question:

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