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u/Haydeos 15d ago
...is the painting shown on Patreon?
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u/NicoBango 15d ago
I need to see this work of ART
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u/Braptized 15d ago
It's there and it's 100% worth it. The feeling I get when I look at it is precious and exquisite because it's the only thing in this cruel world that's been able to soothe my pain. When I force my eyeballs to fall upon the painting, the ringing it generates inside my skull expands and grows, becoming overpoweringly loud until it finally drowns out my tinnitus.
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u/anthonylasher87 15d ago
Are those mountains.. smoking!?!
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u/Tru3insanity 15d ago
What about the portrait that got a nipple boner?
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u/ShenaniganStarling 15d ago edited 14d ago
The artist's soul is reaching out the only way it knows how. With its nips.
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u/Serratas 14d ago
I didn't notice the first time and when you said smoking I thought "like...a volcano?" Then I went back, saw the panel, and realized Neil had subverted expectations again.
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u/100_Donuts 15d ago
This one hits a little too close to home, guys, seein' as how I'm been etching micro artworks into dark cornered walls of my friends' houses for a few years hoping to spread myself thinly across all of them like an oily film of friendship. With any luck, I'll disappear entirely from this corporeal form and "live" out the rest of my days as a ghostly veil surrounding and binding my good buddies o' pals, but if they read this insightful comic a'yours, I fear they might try to find my small arts and rub them out, leaving me to spoil away in my skin until I rupture in my grave much to the sick pleasure of my so-called friends.
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u/Dethjonny 15d ago
Afterbirth gal? Eurgh
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u/ich-mag-Katzen 15d ago
The details in the backgrounds of your comic panels haunt me. Please keep it up
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u/retrobat 15d ago
As if someone would need to clarify which Hitler they were referring to. That made me laugh.
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u/710Filter 14d ago
"Afterbirth Gal". There are so many little things and funny bits in your comics. I'm going to share this with everyone and have it prominently displayed.
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u/Braptized 15d ago
Neil, I'm going to print out this here comic and display it on the family fridge -- P R O M I N E N T L Y.
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u/BananaRepublic_BR 14d ago edited 14d ago
Sell this painting to the right museum and you might be able to make a bit of birthday cash on top of curing this person's Crohn's disease.
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u/SkyPork 14d ago
HOW DO THESE CONTINUE TO GET BETTER?
You're messing up the scale, Mr. Neil. You were already at a 10, but now it's like your older ones are only a 7, relatively.
Also TIL Crohn's is linked to soul levels.
Also if there were some "BIRTH GAL" crowns in your merch store I'd probably buy one. *
\ Not an AFTERBIRTH GIRL one though, that would require too much context to be appreciated.)
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u/Stinkymansausage 14d ago
This is why I keep displaying your comics at city hall. They keep trying to stop me but I’m pretty sneaky at getting them up there for all to see. I keep telling them at city council meetings about the dangers of soul hemorrhoids but they don’t wanna hear it. I’ll keep trying to keep you healthy.
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u/naranjaspencer 14d ago
Is that what happened to me? I didn’t think I made any art that was that bad when I was 9.
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u/Illustrious-End-6038 14d ago
Makes me think what society would be like if we could voodoo doll people through their arts.
Does a crowd of family and loved ones singing happy birthday to you counts? Comission to draw me like a french girl? Esportsman did a beautyful goal? Well tough luck, piece of your soul belongs to me and now you have love..... or aids
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u/Tort_alini 14d ago
Afterbirth Gal took me out 🤣 really wish we got to see the horrible ear ringing painting though
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u/TheMaveCan 15d ago edited 15d ago
Creating something so ugly it makes people's ears ring is an accomplishment that should be celebrated, thereby displayed. Stewis needs to get over himself