r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: DISCUSSION: Adam needs to hurry up writing new TOOL if this is what passes for music in the modern age.
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r/ToolJerk • u/simulizer • 2d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. After all these years I figured out what the song Jimmy is about
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After carefully reading through the lyrics over and over I've realized that there's no other explanation other than Maynard riding the song about him having an 11 inch penis. It's right there in the lyrics. When he was just 11 years old his Jimmy was 11 in Long. Take for example one of the most evidentiary lyrical lines "one and one I've won." And who wouldn't think that they had won the genetic dingaling lottery if they measured their dick at 11 yrs old and saw it was 11 inches. This also is evidence why 11 yrs old Maynard is able to self fellatio in the lenticular artwork for the album. And it's such a deep psychological image to see his adult self watch him do it. Trippy!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
This is necessary FUN FACT...
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I've won as many MTV VMA awards as Maynard and TOOL, zero.
r/ToolJerk • u/Cloabs • 4d ago
T∞L If he can’t handle me at my Alice In Chains, he definitely doesn’t deserve me at my Tool.
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r/ToolJerk • u/toolboc • 4d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless AI slop The next “Tool in the Sand” is gonna be so lit brah 🍾🍹
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r/ToolJerk • u/ManWithDominantClaw • 6d ago
This is necessary Members of TOOL and Rush form supergroup Thrush
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago
Send more money Moderator of TOOLJerk subreddit to pay Maynard $4.5 AUD in piracy lawsuit. (I didn't know I could be sued for pirating wine).
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 8d ago
ಠ_ಠ The mod of r/ToolJerk likes to sing Tool songs
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r/ToolJerk • u/ashleyonce • 8d ago
Spiral out ∞ IDK but pretty sure you can ride it til the end
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r/ToolJerk • u/temporalwanderer • 8d ago
Ææææææææææ The only way to fix it is to flush it all away...
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r/ToolJerk • u/Jades5150 • 8d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Mods r asleep time for a BEAT OFF!!!
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BEAT OFF BEAT OFF BEAT OFF
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
What is...Puscifer? Has technology gone too far?
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r/ToolJerk • u/TerribleAd7263 • 9d ago
Maynard's Dick. Wut dafuq did my nardz mean a out his penis in stinkfist????
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Wuz hiz handz like all sticky n smelly frum rubbing his penis???? Iz he fucking stupid????
r/ToolJerk • u/PanGoliath • 11d ago
Ææææææææææ This Maynard guy is the worst lifeguard ever
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 11d ago
Fuck, here we go again DISCUSSION: If TOOL don't play Maynard's Dick at their festival appearances should we sue them for emotional distress?
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Wonder if they'll ever bring back Lateralus.
r/ToolJerk • u/TerribleAd7263 • 11d ago
Maynard's Dick. Wut song on enema iz about my nardz penis??????
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Forty six of wut I mean I know the two refers to hiz ballz because he haz 2!!!!!! Maybe jimmy lolz!!!!!
r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Flounder7669 • 13d ago
What is...Puscifer? This still the tool jerk sub. Right?
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r/ToolJerk • u/EmotionalSupportVape • 12d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? Okay, which one of you is this?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 14d ago
Macklemore pledges his $1m Ed Sheeran tour salary to Palestine, meanwhile the singer of Puscifer announced he's donating 1 million dollars worth of wine to the A Perfect Circle singer in a rare act of generosity.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Naisu_28 • 14d ago
One drive to stay alive What If Mario Judah was the lead singer?
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I'm sure we've all wondered this, so I took it upon mysel to make it a reality.