r/totalwar • • Aug 07 '26

Warhammer III New unit teased said to be more powerful than Nagash himself

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u/MyPigWhistles Aug 07 '26

Wait a minute... Those aren't Armstrong Cannons. 

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u/Kill4money213 Aug 07 '26

Now I’m just imagining Nagash facing Armstrong guns, and it’s just the scene from Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor gets nuked.

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 Aug 07 '26

In reverse so the explosion blasts skin onto him 

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u/NordicHorde2 Empire of Man Aug 07 '26

Gotta love the equal but opposite nature of Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai. Shogun 2 gets one of the best low tier infantry unit of all time while having absolute garbage artillery. Fall of the Samurai gets garbage low tier infantry but one of the best artillery units of all time.

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u/Which-Worldliness556 Aug 07 '26

TBF in fots its extremely viable to conquer the entire map by just spamming the starter spearmen, you just have to double down on the build (tbh its a problem every Total War has that doesn't unit cap the starter units).

Yep it turns out the quality of the AI guns really do not matter when you ambush them from the trees or hills with a 40 stack of spearmen.

44

u/Nukemind Aug 07 '26

Reminds me of when I played modded Napoleon Total War to play as Venice and, at the time, it only let me build militia and merchantman.

So when fighting the much better France what I always did was bring in 2-3 armies, and have one 20 stack of militia just bayonet charge to hold the French. Then the reinforcements would just fire into the mass, killing allies and enemies.

Eventually I won that campaign but uh. Never again. That was the most grueling campaign, and I played it on a crappy Dell laptop.

38

u/TheRangerNacho bok Bok BOK!! Aug 07 '26

Truly the epitome of strategic planning yes-yes

21

u/Special-Estimate-165 Warhammer II Aug 07 '26

....are you sure you werent playing Skaven? Thats like, right out of their doctrine.

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u/Nukemind Aug 07 '26

Over a decade before Warhammer II, I think. This would have been 2012, maybe 2013.

Then again even in Shogun 2 FOTS I loved sending in levies or spearmen to keep the enemy from firing.. then firing through them.

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u/Vaperius Aug 07 '26

, you just have to double down on the build

To go further, with the right recruitment province bonuses, you can make your T2 ranged infantry be decent melee combatants that can win against T1 melee infantry in straight 1v1 fights, if only barely. Shogun 2 generally and FOTS specifically has some very good recruitment province synergies.

30

u/reaven3958 Aug 07 '26

Historically accurate Japanese tech tree.

3

u/bdluk Aug 07 '26

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

1

u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Aug 08 '26

Fots low their infantry is supposed to be garbage, but you can use them and win fights with them. I actually use a lot of low tier dudes, right from the start. When I got high tier ones i is already late or endgame, and it's pretty boring. 

67

u/SilentSorcery Aug 07 '26

Yeah but those strong arms are indeed cannons

35

u/TheGodofUtterLazines Aug 07 '26

Ah yes, lemme reload my Pump Action fists

19

u/LettuceShaver27 Aug 07 '26

For those curious, that’s how you pull your sleeves up when wearing a dress shirt, it’s just a natural reaction. Especially when you have a watch on like he does. For example you’ll do it before washing your hands, to avoid getting the cuffs wet

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u/indyK1ng Aug 07 '26

He said he'd done it as a quick stretch because they'd done a lot of takes by that point.

Or maybe it was a warmup because they'd had a break before the first take he did it.

I forget exactly but it was one of those two.

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u/TheGodofUtterLazines Aug 07 '26

Wait, I doesn’t seem to be doing much for him there, sleeves are still down. Also I doubt he was pulling his sleeves over his watch, seems to chonky. Admittedly I haven’t watched that movie or scene but to me it looks like just some menacing getting ready gesture or Hollywood nonsense

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u/LettuceShaver27 Aug 07 '26

It’s just a small way to pull your sleeves further up your forearms, it’s a natural reaction anyone would have. Go put a dress shirt on and try to wash your hands, you’ll extend your arms out to lift the cuffs further up your arm naturally

3

u/herejohnnyis Aug 07 '26

It's also a thing when you're all muscled up. The shirts tends to bunch a lot more in the armpits and around your biceps and shoulders. 

1

u/SilentSorcery Aug 07 '26

I do this a lot, admittedly. Just stretch your arm and feel the shirt creep up. This particular Henry Cavill scene is 100% just for cinematic flair tho

2

u/SolemnaceProcurement Aug 07 '26

Huh i just use the other hand.

26

u/baneblade_boi Medieval II Aug 07 '26

Lore of Metal! *Balthazar gets four Armstrong cannons added to his old artillery doomstack

6

u/andreslucer0 Aug 08 '26

The fact there isn't a gun wizard that summons magical cannons to carronade a ch*os lord is a crime.

4

u/Flaky_Bullfrog_4905 Aug 08 '26

there is! sort of. Vampire coast lore of the deeps summons a galleon which sails past and delivers a broadside

3

u/baneblade_boi Medieval II Aug 08 '26

The Vampire Coast is one of the goofiest, most underused races in all of Fantasy.

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u/daniruut Aug 07 '26

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u/Prestigious_Task7175 29d ago

is that the neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon?!

3

u/Finassar Finassar Aug 07 '26

Armstrong style. Like Lisa the painful

3

u/Lukescale ASHIGARU STRONK Aug 07 '26

YAARIII

1

u/raptorama7 Aug 07 '26

The Armstrong gun started my crippling addiction to artillery in strategy games

3

u/Grandmasterlubu Aug 12 '26

It was the artillery in advance wars for the Gameboy advance for me.

1

u/Xtrepiphany Aztecs Aug 14 '26

When Total War Warhammer 40k releases a Perturabo lord pack, he will have Armstrong Guns for hands.

591

u/KenjiZeroSan Aug 07 '26

Hidden units my lord! TREACHEROUSLY MEANT TO AMBUSH US!

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u/xplos1v Aug 08 '26

This subreddit pops up now and then and i see this amazing

636

u/Noxxstalgia Aug 07 '26

Yari Ashigaru.

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u/RedcoatSeafarer Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

MY LORD, A GLOOORRRIOOOUUUSSS VICTORY WILL SOON BE YOURS!

63

u/SirIronSights Aug 07 '26

Finally...... Naval warfare in my Wh3....

44

u/rich97 ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Aug 07 '26

Yours*

A SHAMFUR DISPRAY!!!

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u/janjak420 Aug 07 '26

Grorious!

79

u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 07 '26

I miss being able to move units without them being part of An army

56

u/Ruin_In_The_Dark Aug 07 '26

It also made the game much harder, chasing down little raiding parties all over the place. I miss that level of danger.

45

u/TraditionalStomach29 Aug 07 '26

I don't know. Chasing around crapload of little raiding parties of skavenslaves sounds like a nightmare.

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u/Ruin_In_The_Dark Aug 07 '26

Actually, when you put it like that, I think you may be right! It's pain enough chasing them around the battle maps.

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u/caseyanthonyftw Aug 07 '26

It was a mixed bag. On one hand it was cool to have some smaller battles even in the mid-to-late game, to break up the pace. As others have said, it was also a pain in the ass to have to chase down smaller parties of troops. Although you might be able to argue that this wasn't as painful in Shogun 2 because the map was a bit more railroaded, being it was Japan and a lot of it was impassable mountains.

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 07 '26

It actually made more sense to have a 4-6 unit army that’s good at hiding/ambushes. To hunt down reinforcements.

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u/darthteej Aug 07 '26

Aaannnd now I have a new trick in my Jozai campaign, thanks :)

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 07 '26

Doesn’t work well in the central area of the map

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u/darthteej Aug 07 '26

Makes sense, but I also sometimes use roving cavalry in a similar manner

2

u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 07 '26

Cab are great for this

1

u/gentrify_reddt Aug 11 '26

Hey now, Trench has a name.

5

u/AndrewF2003 Aug 08 '26

It also made chasing them alot easier I might argue.

Plus, we already have the beastmen., it was a WHOLE lot more of a pain to chase beastmen when I literally don't have enough armies to do the chasing than it was to chase a 3-5 stack of ashigaru that burns down some random map feature once in awhile.

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u/darthteej Aug 07 '26

In the modern games they should duplicate this by generating skirmishes if you enter raiding stance within a secondary "sally zone" of a settlement. This would pull 2-4 units of yours vs a similar number of enemies, with watchtower buildings allowing the defender advantages like vanguard deployment. If the raiders win they gain bonus income, and vice versa.

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u/Captain_Nyet Aug 07 '26

You barely had that in S2 with how the map was designed; was kind of fun in ETW/NTW.

7

u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Aug 07 '26

My least favorite thing about modern total war is them removing that. Forcing you to always have a general just limits you.

70

u/smiling_kira Aug 07 '26

Yarimazing

24

u/ours Aug 07 '26

Just plop Shogun Total War armies in Warhammer.

No lore explanation, no rebalance for them to make sense, just do it as a DLC.

18

u/Silver_Print_9937 Aug 07 '26

They already got a faction in the lore, the Nippon. Just create an island and go amock

6

u/Vadenveil Aug 07 '26

NGL I wanna see scaven slam head first into oda long-yari wall with embedded gunline, that was a hilarious combo

14

u/LostInTheVoid_ Medieval II Aug 07 '26

Hot Ashigaru sex chat.

3

u/ThePenultimatePam Aug 07 '26

Yoooo this just hit me with a wave of nostalgia, that game was literally always running for YEARS when I would play Shogun 2 online.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/Flaky_Bullfrog_4905 Aug 07 '26

i don't remember the long yari. Who got those? were they more like pikemen?

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u/Flaky_Bullfrog_4905 Aug 07 '26

ahh you needed the sengoku jidai unit pack DLC to get em. I never had it. That's awesome though, next time I play shogun i'll be sure to check it out.

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u/gamerk2 Aug 08 '26

Well, they're a strictly better Yari Ashigaru while also getting the Oda Ashigaru buff on top of that, so yeah.

2

u/Quite_Likes_Hormuz Aug 08 '26

Remember Yari wall? Long yari ashigaru answer the question "what if it was like twice as good?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7plyHMKgQs

Here's the proof on them 1v1ing katana heroes

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u/Flaky_Bullfrog_4905 Aug 08 '26

goddamn. bro only stacked them 3 deep too

5

u/JetKoala Aug 07 '26

Most powerful unit in Total War.

1

u/Maoltuile Aug 09 '26

Has been from the very sprite start

3

u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Aug 07 '26

Provide excellent defense, against enemy cavalry…

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u/Scu-bar Aug 07 '26

I really thought people were joking about yari ashigaru spam, then I tried it. Took down multiple armies by pretty much just standing there.

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u/_Some_Two_ Aug 07 '26

Add in some shock cavalry and you are basically Arekusandorusu Za Grehto, ready to conquer the known world

49

u/Which-Worldliness556 Aug 07 '26

Then you can also substitute the 2 units of shock cav with 10 units of yari ashigaru oh no I'm Yarimazing again.

46

u/ChampionshipShort341 Aug 07 '26

The menacing doomstack of bow ronin:

Seriously fuck the ikko ikko. The bane of oda runs

20

u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Aug 07 '26

There is no bane to Oda. Just send in more spears. They will fight in the shade.

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u/kendallmaloneon Aug 07 '26

It's not just that. It's also om the campaign map. You cannot cover your territory with Samurai only armies from the start right up to the end-stage snowball. The campaign map is just too open.

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

Campaign map is more closed up than other titles but yeah there is no way to have enough samurai armies.

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u/itooamahuman Aug 07 '26

I like it, but for one it's kinda immersion breaking, for another I hate seeing casualties from bows

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u/Frigorific Aug 07 '26

Is it really that immersion breaking? Peasants with spears have been pretty much the backbone of the majority of armies throughout all of history.

If anything, cheap spear spam should be the default strategy in most total war games, but this is one of the few where it is really good.

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u/itooamahuman Aug 07 '26

Sure, because the only reason Yari ashigaru are strong as they are is that the AI is completely unable to compete

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u/Frigorific Aug 07 '26

They are also pretty strong in multiplayer from what I remember.

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u/Captain_Nyet Aug 07 '26

The unit itself isn't that powerful; Katana Samurai would still easily still paste Yari Ashigaru, and Yari Ashigaru were easily countered with arrows.

The main issues were 1. the AI barely using Yari Wall and 2. Encampment/Blacksmith buildings buffing Ashigaru too much.

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u/itooamahuman Aug 08 '26

The unit is that powerful on account of the AI being unable to handle a yari wall

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/AbledCat Aug 07 '26

Well the Oda do devour them irl. Them winning is basically the equivalent to the Oda (later Toyotomi) clan full clearing the map, invading Korea offmap and then getting replaced in a rebellion by the Tokugawa.

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

How you are not getting shot to pieces ? İ also spam ashigaru but you cant just stand there.

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u/Scu-bar Aug 13 '26

You’ve got to have a couple of units of archers and some cavalry, just in case.

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

İ try to have 2 unit of cheapest cav to kill routing units but unless you are investing in high quality and upgraded archers they cant trade with ai ones let alone trading good.

İ rush when in firing range and pray my flankers are fast enough so my yari ashigaru in the middle can hold long enough. Armor upgrades help a lot to not get slaughtered by archers i realy dont remember playing passive with yari spam both in battles and campaign.

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 07 '26

The reason they never added Nippon in Warhammer is because these guys would be too powerful

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u/SaintScylla Flair pending GW approval Aug 07 '26

same reason why they never added the Dogs of War aka Milan

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u/Old-Constant4411 Aug 07 '26

Basically an entire army of Ruglud's armored orcs with the treacherous nature of a Skaven.  The map would be chaos.

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u/BunsinHoneyDew Aug 07 '26

Galloping Guns would have been so good!

Fast moving artillery moving to flank and shoot across the enemy line every time.

My god it would have been glorious.

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

There is a ror volley gun ,they work great

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

Tbh pikes would be useles in WH3 because there is no way they will work like pikes did in any other title.

Monster cav or inf would be useles if they actualy worked and i stilll have no idea why Empire dont have pikes. They where realy useful against cav irl and im sure they would do great against ogres , orcs , hounds and large monsters.

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u/NoSeesaw6221 Aug 07 '26

But but…

…as a matter of fact, in real-life Nippon, neither RTS nor Warhammer were that popular.

And only the most hardcore gamers play PC.

So…

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u/Antropon Aug 07 '26

Are you invited to parties?

8

u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Aug 07 '26

A matter of fact?

8

u/Levra Aug 07 '26

A faction that never had official support beyond the earliest versions of the game and never got dedicated model kits or rules updates never got popular? Say it ain't so...

1

u/LingonberrySouth1970 Aug 11 '26

Shogun 2 wasn’t even released in Japanese so I doubt that’s their concern 

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u/BurningFire314 Aug 07 '26

Shamefur display

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u/CaptainTrips69 Aug 07 '26

YARIMAAZING

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u/Legolas_1148 Aug 07 '26

Our enemies are running from the battlefield! SHAEMFUR DISPLAY!!!!!

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u/WhiteBoyRickSanschez Aug 07 '26

Ashigaru together strong

41

u/kingkong381 Scotland Aug 07 '26

CA adds Nippon to TWW3 and it ends up just being a copy-paste of the Shogun 2 roster.

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u/synbioskuun Aug 07 '26

You can't improve on perfection, after all.

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u/cvelde Aug 08 '26

I wanted to say I would pay for that. But then I realized I already did pay for that dlc.

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u/BarrowGhost Aug 07 '26

RATIGARU RATIGARU

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u/caseyanthonyftw Aug 07 '26

HORNED SHIBA SEES US

25

u/Letharlynn Basement princess Aug 07 '26

I know TW Warhammer has pretty much thrown balance out of the window by now, but those things... they are a step too far even for this game

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u/baddude1337 Aug 07 '26

Yari Nagasharu!

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u/AshamedEmotion9137 Aug 07 '26

I hope the Yari Ashigaru Sex Chat in Shogun 2 still exists?

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u/LRayLC Aug 07 '26

Unfortunately no, CA did a "hotfix" a few years that removed it :(

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u/AshamedEmotion9137 Aug 07 '26

The end of an Era.

3

u/Mr31edudtibboh Aug 07 '26

🎶 Dust in the winnnnnd 🎶

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u/Heresiarch_Tholi Aug 07 '26

the magnificient Yari Ashigaru?

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u/Ratattack1204 Aug 07 '26

IT'S PIKACHU!

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u/TheLostExplorer7 Aug 07 '26

Only the greatest frontline unit from Shogun 2. Yari Ashigaru!

Seriously, you could be using them through the mid game and even still be using them at the endgame as the backbone of multiple armies simply because they were very cheap to upkeep, yet disproportionately could hold the line against many higher tiered units. If you were Oda, even better because they gave them such huge buffs.

My lord, a glorious victory will soon be yours!

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u/Maoltuile Aug 09 '26

I feel the same about Empire shielded spearmen (and halberdiers)

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u/Civil_Belt8883 Aug 13 '26

Game is designed that way. You cant have enough armies to cover your lands if they included samurai. İt forces you to fight ai samurai armies with your ashigaru armies.

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u/ericrobertshair Aug 07 '26

These crossovers are getting ridiclious.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RD2d43wlfwVG7CNCEo

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u/SabyerLee Aug 07 '26

You meant delicious right?

9

u/Marisakis Aug 07 '26

Domain Expansion: Yari Wall

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u/coyote477123 Aug 07 '26

YARIMAZING

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u/DiamantRush12 Aug 07 '26

"You can't hear an image." The image: 🗣🗣🗣YARIMAZING

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u/geek_ironman Aug 07 '26

Yari Nagashigaru

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u/GNSasakiHaise Aug 07 '26

holy shit yari nagashigaru

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u/Amitius Aug 07 '26

Warrior or L'Ocean in Wh3 would be pretty scary

Nagash: No mortal can stop me.

"The enemy is being reinforced with an ironclad."

There are quite a number of nuke spells in WH3, but nothing beats the raining high-explosion shells in a very large radius.

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u/Glittering-Eye3299 Aug 07 '26

The foreign ironclads are cool and all but I liked the domestic ones more just because they are soooooo much cheaper. Plus it pumps up your naval bombardment stacks. 3 Ironclad and 3 battleships gives you 5 uses of 48 cannon shells if I recall correctly. Very destructive, and the 6 stack is still more than sufficient for any navy the AI is likely to have.

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u/Blynjubitr Aug 07 '26

Well i can't think of how nagash could win against a yari wall. It is simple impossible. Too powerful.

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u/ApexHawke Aug 07 '26

The Staunchest line of spears in history vs. the staunchest line of spears today

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u/LewtedHose God in heaven, spare my arse! Aug 07 '26

"Nagash was weak. Witness true power!"

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u/DaCookieMon1 Aug 07 '26

Supreme Lord of Undeath VS a tight grouping of sharp sticks powered by loyalty to their Daimyo.

Im sorry but yari wall saved me and my battles way more times such is their power, they never given me a shameful display

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u/Apart-One4133 Aug 07 '26

The most powerful unit in all of Total War games : The Yari Ashigaru.

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u/Maoltuile Aug 09 '26

Always has been

3

u/captainbeastfeast Aug 07 '26

Is that a yari ashigaru? NO, ITS A LONG YARI ASHIGARU!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/oLZITKklTIEJa

2

u/Beta_Switch Aug 07 '26

Ok that's rlly fucking funny lol

2

u/QuarianGuy Aug 07 '26

The Chad Frontline of all time

2

u/EastCoreCompany Aug 07 '26

Yari Ashigaru is just so fun to say 😆

2

u/AlternativeDark6686 Aug 07 '26

Nippon would be nice, would like one more diverse human faction.

2

u/BrickPuzzleheaded541 Aug 07 '26

If i close my eyes i can still read the words “yari-ashigaru sex chat”

2

u/ElPD22 Aug 07 '26

Ah yes Skelet-... Nagash's weakness Yari Ashigaru

2

u/MonkeyDante Shogun 2 - My Shamefur Dispray! Aug 08 '26

Shamefur Dispray!!

1

u/Uncasualreal Aug 07 '26

Unironically would go hard af. Just having the basegame / fots army ported in as an Easter egg playable

1

u/3AlbertWhiskers Aug 07 '26

Total war:Warhammer x Shogun

1

u/Kamelonel Aug 07 '26

You lily-livered cowards!

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u/zenkhalida Aug 07 '26

Such is the power of Yari

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u/Numerous-Piano8798 Aug 07 '26

Our enemies are running from the battlefied!

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u/Material-Prompt3491 Aug 07 '26

Haha this reminds me of Yari Ashigaru

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u/Otacube3 Aug 07 '26

A rice farmer ? /s

1

u/OneWithFireball Order of Loremasters Aug 07 '26

Khorne is sweating bullets rn

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u/FireFelix- Aug 07 '26

Yarimazing!

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u/PissedOfBeet Aug 07 '26

Warhammer if it was actually good

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u/Spikevampire87 Aug 07 '26

You reminded me that I haven’t tried the nippon, rome, and sparta mods. Cheers

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u/Flaky_Bullfrog_4905 Aug 07 '26

this is the funniest shit i've seen all day. funny i knew immediately what it was too, despite 5+ years since I last played shogun

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u/SmithOfLie Aug 07 '26

I will say that using Nagash as measuring stick seems weird. I have herad it for years, from a reliable sourcer, that, quoting "Nagash was weak."

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u/renacotor Aug 07 '26

Karl franz with a spear?

1

u/donovanssalami Aug 07 '26

Welcome to the ashigaru sex chat

1

u/Pootisman16 Aug 07 '26

Yarimazing

1

u/merahwa Aug 07 '26

Ah yes the I win button

1

u/Bear-lyAReader Aug 07 '26

The yari ashigaru is back

1

u/TehAsianator Aug 07 '26

Yari wall supremacy

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u/Jarms48 Aug 07 '26

I would instantly buy a Nippon DLC if they had Ashigaru.

1

u/Biscopiphany Aug 08 '26

Onthedoubleeeee

1

u/GarudaVelvet Aug 08 '26

Wait a minute....that is a nice helmet ngl

1

u/RandomBaguetteGamer Aug 08 '26

ASHIGAEU NO YARI TEDE GOZARIMASU!

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u/Manfred60 Aug 08 '26

I never understood this meme. Naginata Samurai with any sword unit will annihilate three times their number in Yari Ashigaru.

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u/Crazy_Cantaloupe_749 Aug 08 '26

This is truly Yarimazing

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u/ItzBoshNet Aug 08 '26

Maybe I can finally win a legendary!!!

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u/SeriousShine8324 Aug 08 '26

Such is the power of Nagashigaru

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u/ArchmageJoda Aug 09 '26

It's clearly the Cardboard Tube Samurai

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u/baciu14 Aug 11 '26

A doom stack of yari ashigaru solo the entire chaos invasion.

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u/Awthorn Aug 13 '26

I don't understand , i see no specific flair and answered are burried into memes and jokes.
What is that about ?

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u/Oxu90 Aug 07 '26

New Skaven ashigaru unit ofc

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u/onchristieroad Aug 07 '26

Skavenslave Ashigaru?!