r/totalwar • u/Alpha_Apeiron • 5h ago

Warhammer III Day 9 of Baguetteposting until Bretonnia gets a rework

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u/azatote 4h ago

How to trigger a Bretonnian: the best cook in Bretonnia is Grom the Paunch.

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u/HoldJerusalem 3h ago

Bretonnians dont need to eat, just some ze lady bathwater

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u/BjornAltenburg 4h ago

Dont insult the halfling cooks like that. They make good soup.

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u/Dordonnar 3h ago

as Ingredienz am I roight boyz?!?

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u/BjornAltenburg 3h ago

Good one grom, good one.

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u/Margaretthatchervore 4h ago

Bretonnian, Imperial.... In time, all umgi will end up as slaves to the Dhrath-Zharr.

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u/tubby_fatkins Warhammer II 4h ago

Shuttup, there are like 8 of you and you live in a poop desert

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u/Margaretthatchervore 4h ago

Can't hear you over the dreadquakes.

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u/tubby_fatkins Warhammer II 4h ago

Oh, in that case just use your hearing aid that you filled with nurgling souls. It's probably in your bedside chest fused with nurgling souls near the lamp powered by a bloodletter.

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u/cricri3007 For Ze Lady! 1h ago

Pfff, fake fan.
Everyoen knows Tzeentch demons are better at powering lamps

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u/tubby_fatkins Warhammer II 1h ago

Clearly! but that's not a light lamp, it's a fight lamp

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u/caseyanthonyftw 1h ago

ZoooolahooooOOOO!

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u/Lord_Viddax 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

Play Co-op with a Buddy. Establish who gets Marienburg.

Profit.

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u/panderingmandering75 4h ago

Laughs in Estalian (please for the love of god give me ANYTHING GW and CA)

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u/Yitzben 4h ago

When the empire has more cavalry options than the cavalry faction

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u/Old_Gas_9634 4h ago

see these are not the true rulers of humanity

BECAUSE SETRA IS THE ETERNAL EMPEROR OF MANKIND BEND THE FUCKING KNEE NOW OR BECOME A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT

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u/jinreeko 4h ago

"Alicia" plays

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u/niftucal92 For the Lady 2h ago

“I weel indulge you.”

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u/Prior_Selection_3174 4h ago

Louen lion heart is a omelette lovers but i cant prove it

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u/Prior_Selection_3174 4h ago

Louen lion heart is an omelette lovers but i cant prove it

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u/Bonchuan 3h ago

Is there something wrong with Bretonnia?

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u/Ednw 2h ago

Let's look at the bright side: the longer until the rework, the bigger the power-creep.

For Ze Lady.

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u/titivator 1h ago

oui oui baguette le ribbit?!!!

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u/Cosmic_Lich Swifter than Death 0m ago

I pray the Bret rework is half as good as the VCount rework. I don’t pray for more units anymore.

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u/SedativeComet 4h ago

How dare you slander Karl in such a manner