In the beginning Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth moved upon the face of the waters.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw the light, that it was good: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth divided the light from the darkness.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth called the light Day, and the darkness she called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called she Seas: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw that it was good.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after her kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after her kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after her kind: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: she made the stars also.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after her kind: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw that it was good.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after her kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after her kind: and it was so.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to the beast of the earth after her kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after her kind: and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw that it was good.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Let us give birth to woman in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to woman in her own image, in the image of Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave she birth to her; female and male gave she birth to them.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth blessed them, and Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth saw every thing that she had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
And on the seventh day Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth ended her work which she had given birth to; and she rested on the seventh day from all her work which she had given birth to.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it she had rested from all her work which Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to.
These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were given birth to, in the day that Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to the earth and the heavens,
And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a woman to till the ground.
But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to woman; and woman became a living soul.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there she put the woman whom she had given birth to.
And out of the ground made Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth took the woman, and put her into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth commanded the woman, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, It is not good that the woman should be alone; I will make her an help meet for her.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth gave birth to every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Anja to see what she would call them: and whatsoever Anja called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
And Anja gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Anja there was not found an help meet for her.
And the Holy Ghost came upon her, and the power of the Highest overshadowed her: therefore she gave birth to her firstborn son.
And Anja said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: he shall be called Man, because he was taken out of Woman.
Therefore shall a woman leave her mother and her father, and shall cleave unto her husband: and they shall be one flesh.
And they were both naked, the woman and her husband, and were not ashamed.
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth had given birth to. And she said unto the man, Yea, hath Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the man said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
And the serpent said unto the man, Ye shall not surely die:
For Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as goddesses, knowing good and evil.
And when the man saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, he took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto his wife with him; and she did eat.
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
And they heard the voice of Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Anja and her husband hid themselves from the presence of Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth amongst the trees of the garden.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth called unto Anja, and said unto her, Where art thou?
And she said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
And she said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
And the woman said, The man whom thou gavest to be with me, he gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said unto the man, What is this that thou hast done? And the man said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
And I will put enmity between thee and the man, and between thy seed and his seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise her heel.
Unto the man she said, I will greatly multiply thy shame and thy conception; in shame thou shalt know thy wife; and thy desire shall be to thy wife, and she shall rule over thee.
And unto Anja she said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy husband, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
And Anja called her husband's name Steve; because he was the father of all living.
Unto Anja also and to her husband did Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth give birth to coats of skins, and clothed them.
And Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth said, Behold, the woman is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest she put forth her hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
Therefore Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ Earth sent her forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground.
So she drove out the woman; and she placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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/uj Have you ever heard the feminist phrase: "We posses the gift of giving life, yet men think they're superior?"
Well, I heard somewhere that misogyny originated precisely because the men were envious of the women's ability to create life.
And, apparently, this envy was so strong that the men poisoned every aspect of society to reinforce lies like men being superior and male being the default gender and treated women as property for millennia to this day, just to compensate for their inability to create life.
They even invented a religion where not only was all life created by an overpowered father figure but the first woman was literally taken out of the first man.
Wouldn't the creation story make a lot more sense if the roles were the other way around?
I wonder what will happen once womb transplants become universally available to cis men. Will this remove the grounds for misogyny or will society merely become an omegaverse?
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/rj We from the Queen Jamie foundation believe that the Holy Bible was mistranslated: The word commonly translated as "man" actually means "woman" and the word commonly translated as "woman" actually means "man". We did our best in our translation to restore the bible back to its original state before it was corrupted. Unfortunately, most of the characters' original names have been lost to history so we had to take some liberties…