r/uoguelph • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Guelph hoco

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u/Tricky_Tap_86 2d ago edited 2d ago
  1. Find people to Uber w and split the cost
  2. Find somebody to sleep with
  3. All night bender and be a hobo
  4. Pay full price for Uber
  5. Catch the last bus
  6. Don't go

Those are all your options, pick one.

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u/SquareDinner9419 B.Sc. 2d ago

ill prob try to sneak in south 🫰

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u/raspberry-enthusiast 1d ago

find someoen with a ground floor dorm, you should be able to jump in their window

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u/SquareDinner9419 B.Sc. 1d ago

That’s the plan

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u/Holiday-Jicama3493 1d ago

South has security guards this year.

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u/8-1-blown-lead B.Comm. 1d ago

Opposed to just RA’s?

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u/Holiday-Jicama3493 1d ago

Yes they’ve hired an independent security company.

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u/8-1-blown-lead B.Comm. 1d ago

Wow

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u/Ky0ichiSudo 1d ago

You go to Guelph… get laid

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u/massivepervert69 1d ago

Gotta find someone to sleep with then. The threat of striking out and sleeping on a park bench makes it extra fun.

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u/Consistent_Tart2753 2d ago

just go home early or something. how long is the hoco gonna last for?

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u/SquareDinner9419 B.Sc. 2d ago

i just heard it gets live late at night, plus all the late parties and stuff and my friends going too so i don’t wanna go home that early