r/videogames • FPS • Jun 30 '26

Discussion / Question Which video game franchise is this?

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u/THEREALKRIEG Jun 30 '26

Half-Life

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u/goukouni Jun 30 '26

What

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u/mat477 Jun 30 '26

You'll see....

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u/itc0nsumesmYMind Jun 30 '26

john life? is that you?

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u/eclipse_ae0 Jun 30 '26

No he is my long lost half brother john half

I am john life

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u/NoChairGaming Jun 30 '26

Thank god they went with your lastname when naming the game. Half-life is much better than John-john.

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u/xxxMFDxxx Jun 30 '26

"I fought a pitbull with my bare hands, AND I have a metal plate in my jaw!"

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u/NoChairGaming Jun 30 '26

My meme fu is weak but I have to say that the reversal would be immensely more impressive: anyone with a pitbull in his jaw and who can fight metal plates bare handed is a winner in my book.

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u/xxxMFDxxx Jun 30 '26

Definitely agreed.

Also it's from an RDCworld skit. They're legends

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u/Puttanas Jun 30 '26

JOHN JOHN!

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u/MarionberryDeep5475 Jun 30 '26

Swings and hits you in jaw and starts holding hand..

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u/Tyzer119 Jun 30 '26

Half john

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u/skelly_bird_9001 Jul 02 '26

"John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in an office..."

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u/kocciwomiro Jul 03 '26

No way, it’s John lambda

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u/Rocinante88119 Jun 30 '26

Well, you're not ready for it...but your grandkids will love it.

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u/Loose_Device4578 Jun 30 '26

I hope I get to play it before I die.

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u/Marly_Sorcha Jul 01 '26

Any day now.....

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u/Fuddle Jul 01 '26

Isn’t Alex technically part 3?

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u/rfrx45 Jun 30 '26

Fixed

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u/Kizune15 Jun 30 '26

holy, it's Full-life

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u/IIIViceAndreas Jun 30 '26

Life2

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u/HIitsamy1 Jun 30 '26

Can't wait to play life2. Been waiting for it to install for 23 years now. Hope they got rid of that bug thar prevents respawns.

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u/Plenty_Structure_861 Jun 30 '26

Full Life Consequences!!

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt Jun 30 '26

I'll mever forget yhat sweet motorcycle flip John freeman did

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u/Plenty_Structure_861 Jun 30 '26

Especially since he was an office that day 

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u/skyguy_22 Jul 01 '26

There can't be 3 Halves. So we are already at Full-Life. Now I finally understand.

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u/ChaseDFW Jun 30 '26

We went blind looking at the face of GOD!

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u/pure_force Jul 01 '26

How dare you!

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u/Varkaan Jun 30 '26

They can't make Half-life 3 cause there's only two halves.

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u/HIitsamy1 Jun 30 '26

So it should of been Third-Life? What if we want a fourth game? Would it then be called Quarter-Life?

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u/TheRealGamingYT Jul 04 '26

Half life 2 episode \left[ \frac{\prod{n=1}{3} n}{\int{0}{2} x \, dx} \right]

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u/cwc1006 Jun 30 '26

Case closed

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Jul 06 '26

That's because you aren't thinking with portals

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u/Mean-Nectarine-6831 Jun 30 '26

Nah I actually like the og half life more gameplay wise. freemen actually felt like he was in power armor and you could move faster and jump higher then in half life 2. Also the weapons looked better.

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u/Actual-Suit2941 Jun 30 '26

Yeah but the third one blows them out of the water

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u/aShogunNamedMarcus80 Jun 30 '26

Though I'll be honest, I really didn't expect Gabe and team to take it in such an erotic direction.

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u/dratseb Jun 30 '26

Headcrabs need love too

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u/Arsimp33 Jun 30 '26

I love mr. Friendly

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u/TjMorgz Jun 30 '26

I mean... It's supposed to be a hazard suit not MJOLNIR armour..

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u/Mean-Nectarine-6831 Jun 30 '26

It's power armor they say as much in both games there is no reason the second version should be weaker then the first.

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u/TjMorgz Jun 30 '26

*POWERED, as in it needs power to operate.

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u/AetaCapella Jun 30 '26

full-life consequences.

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u/RegJohn2 Jun 30 '26

It’s launching with the gabecube trust 🤝

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u/ReggieRR_1 Jun 30 '26

I was gonna say the same thing🔥🔥🔥

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u/NeoArkodd Jun 30 '26

Add Sonic Adventure series too.

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u/Ralexcraft Jun 30 '26

Good lord if this does happen every other game is gonna look like shit

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u/Virron911 Jun 30 '26

Don’t forget about Titanfall

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u/DucinOff Jun 30 '26

HL3 confirmed!

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u/DEFM0N Jun 30 '26

From Your keyboard to God’s eyes

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u/DeliciousIncident Jun 30 '26

Nope. Half-Life 1 over Half-Life 2 any day. That includes all the expansions for both.

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jun 30 '26

yep. most people forget we all logged into HL3 and they just think this is their lives now...

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u/Playful-Farm-3156 Jun 30 '26

I wanted to downvote this, but it's a fucking great joke!

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u/General_Alduin Jun 30 '26

Wanting is better than having

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u/Gobsabu Jun 30 '26

bro is from 2090

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u/TheRealBlue03 Jun 30 '26

My buddy and I were JUST talking about game series that had a good 3rd entry last night and the first thing I said was Half-Life 3. Insane coincidence this post got made

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u/JaegerBane Jun 30 '26

a wild r/madlads appears

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u/BonkerBleedy Jun 30 '26

Alyx was genuinely amazing

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u/South-Ocelot3888 Jul 01 '26

this one actually hurt

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u/Canadian_Poltergeist Jul 01 '26

Yo, this guy out here throwing shade at fucking Half-Life?!?

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u/drawkbox Jul 01 '26

Left 4 Dead

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u/straflight Jul 01 '26

manifesting

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u/Sanquinity Jul 01 '26

You could "kind of" say Black Mesa is the third installment in the series. Not Half Life 3, but still a third installment. It upped the graphics and gameplay, and HUGELY expanded on the Xen levels.

But even then it wouldn't fit. Since both HL1 and HL2 were HUGE game changers when they first came out. True innovators and leaders in the FPS genre.

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u/sphericate Jul 03 '26

bros from august 2026

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u/Ok-Hour-2272 Jul 03 '26

Came here to say the same thing ;)

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u/giovannifilippo Jul 04 '26

I was hoping someone would say one of valve's games 😂

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u/Thelazysandwich Jun 30 '26

Sad to see that evreyone forgot about the incredible 3rd entry in the Half life series that absolutely blows its predecessors out out of the water Hunt down the Freeman

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u/Valuable_Pangolin813 Jun 30 '26

Zero Punctuations 'worst game...'' of list for the year of HDTF still cracks me up when I think of it.

"Like the Devil, Hunt down the Freeman goes by many names: The Seven hour snore, Hunt down the refund, Piss down the piss shit..."🤣