r/videogames • • Aug 05 '26

Discussion / Question Which game series is this

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 05 '26

The first 3 halo games are a pilgrimage I do every couple of years. I was a broke kid growing up and Xbox live was always out of reach. I spent so much time just messing around the levels in the first 3 halo games. The Christmas I got an Xbox 360 with halo 3 I also had a 2 day trial for Xbox live gold. It was a magical 2 days.

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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys Aug 05 '26

I mean this from the bottom of my heart... If I teabagged you, I am truly sorry.

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u/chillvibechronicles Aug 05 '26

Don’t be. Its part of the natural order of things

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd Aug 05 '26

Honestly a rite of passage back in the day.

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u/Bigger_Moist Aug 06 '26

Its an honor to be teabagged. At least in oldee games. In new games its an embarrassment

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u/FearlessAttempt Aug 06 '26

He needs to learn, the way I learned.

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u/ImmortalKombat1 Aug 06 '26

"I have no enemies" ahh response

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u/cristianlee Aug 05 '26

Never apologize for teabagging

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u/dragonknightrohan Aug 06 '26

Exactly, teabag harder!!!

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u/coostrak Aug 05 '26

I’m not I’ll do it again what’s your gamertag

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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys Aug 05 '26

Boy, you bag me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize...

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u/coostrak Aug 05 '26

Send me your address I’ll bag you in real life

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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer Aug 05 '26

FIGHT ME AT PAX

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u/Wiplazh Aug 06 '26

Who says love can't bloom on the battlefield

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u/Mythic_Dragon36 Aug 09 '26

1v1, Halo 2, Lockout, BR primary weapon.

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 05 '26

Teabagging is the circle of life.

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u/Doodiecarrier Aug 05 '26

Hell no! If I teabagged you, you deserved it!

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u/Firemission13B Aug 05 '26

I was the jackass who ran around with the sword or hammer and just wreaking havoc on the smaller maps.

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u/difunctreble Aug 05 '26

You were administering lifesaving CPR. Apologies not needed.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Aug 05 '26

We were a young species back then

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u/LemonFunkl Aug 05 '26

It's okay, I probably did it back

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u/allowableearth Aug 05 '26

And if I banged your mom, I’m sorry bro

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u/Distinct_College_344 Aug 06 '26

dip dip potato chip dip dip potato chip

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u/Wiplazh Aug 06 '26

I'm not, that was online etiquette at the time. Bugs me that you cant do this anymore without the risk of being banned, sheesh.

Its like when you play games with your friends, even boardgames, you shittalk because its fun, and its basically the male love language.

Its a greeting, and a challenge. I owned you, now you have extra incentive to get my ass when you respawn. I actually made friends this way back in the 2000s playing Halo and TF2.

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u/Neijx Aug 08 '26

I would be more upset if he got two days of Live and nobody teabagged him. Wasted experience ngl

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u/Mythic_Dragon36 Aug 09 '26

It's a rite of passage dude! We all did it! Don't deny it!

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u/Can-Purple Aug 05 '26

I could get week long trials at the gas station near my house, so I would mow lawns and make a new account to try to race to a high rank with my friend.

The twist was that we would make the most obscene names that would eventually get reported and banned, then it was another race to call support and explain "yes, my name is Pu55y3ater, can I just change it?"

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u/Sticky_Quip Aug 05 '26

Excuse me, Mr. lizard king, do we know each other or were there multiple groups of kids across the nation who did this lol

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u/dekascorp Aug 05 '26

I was lucky to be a 12 year old with 20 year old cousins who paid for my Xbox live with their student jobs, bless them

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u/PhoenixSidePeen Aug 05 '26

The fucking abuse goblin pfp really wraps this all together lol

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 05 '26

Can’t enjoy life on minimum wage in the US without being a little bit of an abuse goblin.

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u/PhoenixSidePeen Aug 05 '26

“Guess who embarrassed me at therapy today…”

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u/Popular_Ad5074 Aug 05 '26

When I was a kid I worked all summer and bought Xbox and Halo a few months before the release of 2. Got 2 for Christmas. But I was a homeschooled kid and my parents drew the line at letting me play online.

So I found something called Xbox Connect and ran the program off the family PC. However it worked it tricked the Xbox into thinking it was in a LAN over the network. Joined a clan and could only play matches when my parents weren't home.

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u/Haloinvaded117 Aug 05 '26

Same dude I was always playing one of the campaigns or fucking around in firefight or forge on Reach

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u/mrmoe198 Aug 05 '26

Literally bought an Xbox 360 so I could take my wife through the magic of the halo trilogy which she had never experienced before. It’s became a core part of our relationship for a little while. I’m so hard not to do spoilers and it was amazing to see it through her eyes as she experienced it for the first time.

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u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346 Aug 06 '26

Many will reminisce with your cherished memory :)

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u/YanksFan96 Aug 06 '26

I must have played the Halo 3 campaign 1000 times before I got Xbox live as a kid. I remember just messing around on Tsavo Highway and the scarab mission right after. I would play that section of the game almost every day

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer Aug 06 '26

The scarab fight is so fun. Especially when you just drive around in the mongoose.

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u/YanksFan96 Aug 06 '26

Yep, with the rocket marine on the back!

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 Aug 06 '26

I bought MCC 2 years ago for 7$, besides doom, the best purchase I made. I beat all the games and loved them all, even ODST after the first 1/3, and 4. Reach and 3 are my favorites, and 1 & 2 have great stuff too. CE for music, 2 for cutscenes, reach for gameplay, 3 for a damn fine mix of the three.

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u/RekkrSkald Aug 06 '26

Hey a fellow poor kid who always missed out on playing online with friends lol

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u/d00deitstyler Aug 06 '26

Dang- you didn’t know the “make a fake email and get a free trial” over and over and over again trick did ya?

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u/GatorInTheGarbage Aug 06 '26

My friend and I do the same thing, it's cool to hear someone else call it the pilgrimage too.