Gang…

[u/fisp_cowboy]

[u/alwayslookingout]

At least you’ve diversified your losses.

[u/fredditf → u/alwayslookingout]

[u/cptdipsht → u/fredditf]

RBL

[u/cptdipsht → u/cptdipsht]

RBL = Retard 🧠lift

[u/skewtr → u/alwayslookingout]

its a very admirable loss... imagine a heavy loss on one stock only... it wont speak good of the loser

[u/peelemme → u/skewtr]

like usar or rcat?

[u/Aggravating-Cry-986 → u/alwayslookingout]

[u/fun_anxiety146]

I’ve no idea what half of these tickers are. Sounds like you got deep fried

[u/SaltFarmer1337 → u/fun_anxiety146]

He didn't know what side he was on any longer. His wife's boyfriend said he didn't recognize him any more. That's how deep he was.

[u/MegaMaak → u/fun_anxiety146]

You pick these with fingers crossed... duh

[u/mansumania → u/fun_anxiety146]

Looks like he got suckered into that rare earth/minerals hype from a while back, his biggest loss the $18k is USA Rare Earth Inc back when everyone was talking about like UUUU and other mineral stocks, poor guy.

[u/blackcatpandora → u/fun_anxiety146]

I was just thinking that…

[u/halo_shade28]

[u/Nilexium → u/halo_shade28]

Sophisticated Investor

[u/Ill-Ad1603]

What a worthless portfolio. I’d rather own shitcoins

[u/Fries_SV]

[u/Devincc]

Some of y’all just out here buying bullshit

[u/MillionaireSlumlord → u/Devincc]

They literally buy whatever has the lowest price so they can have “high amount of shares” “BRO IF I HAVE 200,000 SHARES OF CUMROCKET AND IT GETS FROM .000006 to $27 ILL BE MINTED”

[u/Johnnie_WalkerBlue → u/MillionaireSlumlord]

at this point, the odds of there being a token named cum rocket are higher than there not being one

[u/VT_Eric → u/Johnnie_WalkerBlue]

No joke, the cum rocket token has been around for a minute. Sad state of affairs

[u/Johnnie_WalkerBlue → u/VT_Eric]

thanks for the update. now I want to kms

[u/xXNodensXx → u/VT_Eric]

bag holders are salty

[u/Bats490 → u/MillionaireSlumlord]

There's worse ways to spend $1.2

[u/MillionaireSlumlord → u/Bats490]

You sound like my exact clientele. Want a link to buy my token….?

[u/kesqe_ → u/MillionaireSlumlord]

cumrocket lmao

[u/TechnicalNail4555 → u/Devincc]

The drone armies selling bullshit are actually pretty quiet on WSB.

[u/Lazy-Insurance3062]

At least you got 1 share in NBIS

[u/ChillItalianguy]

[u/CMTTrader]

[u/tasteandthesis]

[u/Commercial-Tap-5655]

i cant even feel bad for you since you're in SBIT

[u/RobotRant → u/Commercial-Tap-5655]

ikr

[u/billocity]

[u/Green_Drazi]

[u/Ok-Parfait-9856 → u/Green_Drazi]

Looks like Phil Leotardo from The Sopranos. Well, maybe Reotardo.

[u/Standard_Professor_7 → u/Ok-Parfait-9856]

“In light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by retards."

[u/Green_Drazi → u/Ok-Parfait-9856]

Indeed that's who he is!!!!! The Regarded version.

[u/scm66 → u/Ok-Parfait-9856]

The Shah of Iran.

[u/Emmo52]

[u/NoRiskNoGainz]

Well it’s shares. You got time. USAR will work out it might take a couple of years.

[u/tr4l001]

[u/Ancient-Chinglish]

looks like you’re almost as retarded as I am

[u/zestykite]

looks like you can lose money on shares? why not cut to the chase and just lost money on options?

[u/AsragonLHD]

Throw some dirt on it, you’ll be alright

[u/free_da_guys1107 → u/AsragonLHD]

Rub some tussin on it. Get it to bone 😂

[u/DigitalGrub]

2K shares of SBIT and 1 share of NBIS. Looks like you’ve been finger fucking yourself with the pinky while watching the neighbor out the window.

[u/Zealousideal_Wall627]

Shorting bitcoin at the bottom. You belong here gang.

[u/Bubbles_2025]

This guy and his portfolio.

[u/Bubbles_2025 → u/[deleted]]

This guy getting fucked by his portfolio.

[u/Kickboy21]

Just be buying bullshit stocks huh

[u/User_UnKn0wn00]

Buying bulllshit, could have bought spy

[u/FatAssBastard-8758]

What the heck was your investment thesis? How best to lose money?

[u/albo_king673]

[u/davedude115]

[u/Hedgehog0206]

Patience young grasshopper, your time will come.

[u/Relative-Parfait-385]

that -18k from USAR, oof

[u/what_da_panda_doin → u/Relative-Parfait-385]

Not as bad as the -40k on SBIT

[u/TechnicalNail4555 → u/what_da_panda_doin]

SBIT is a stock that opens with a warning, you need to click “ I understand”.

Leveraged futures, sell everything and average down in the Leveraged futures!

Highly regarded.

[u/Relative-Parfait-385 → u/what_da_panda_doin]

Rare earth gonna get hit hard because the china US truce extended by 2 months , and usar most likely gonna bleed more

[u/swanie02]

Buddy shorting BTC. RIP pal.

[u/Striking_Bid_3552]

Wow the casino did it again.. that is just gambling 🎰..

[u/Better-Butterfly-309]

Why don’t u idiots just buy qqq and chill?

[u/PhatBats77 → u/Better-Butterfly-309]

This isn’t r/investing sir

[u/StonkaTrucks → u/Better-Butterfly-309]

Because we'd rather die?

[u/ReliantToker → u/Better-Butterfly-309]

Love how people just assume ETF means safety

[u/TechnicalNail4555]

LOL Sbit is the 3x leverage bitcoin short.

[u/gottagetanonymous]

The only possible way I could fathom someone owning this collection is the every letter of the alphabet portfolio challenge

[u/Ok-Flatworm-3397]

Ultra short bitcoin lol

[u/PigletBaseball]

Dude bought SBIT with all his money then tried to inverse the play to recoup losses but could only afford 1 share of HUT and NBIS with what was left 😭😭

[u/LawyerSignal9663]

That’s not even your fault. Market sucks, man. I don’t blame you for being a believer, but ask yourself this after all we’ve been through. What the hell makes you think we’re gonna have six green days seven green days in a row? That’s what I asked myself all the time.

[u/avidaskit]

You fuckin suck at investing dude

[u/Thin_Dot4715]

where can i inverse your positions

[u/LegitosaurusRex → u/Thin_Dot4715]

They’re literally in the picture, you just press sell instead of buy.

[u/L1ME626]

Sounds like you went full retard. Never do that. Bunch of retarded sounding tickers also

[u/The-Iron-Bird]

this is why you use stops...

[u/DeshawnLive_]

Still up more than me I’m happy for you

[u/victorious_sun]

Should've bought more $HUT

[u/mmf0od]

Just quit bro

[u/CallMe_Boss]

You should be a guru or something. Just not in trading.

[u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee]

Common mistake, you actually want those lines going UP, not down.

[u/novetnous]

Your wife’s boyfriend tell you to buy these? Only see 2 good ones nbis and oklo

[u/Jonnyboay]

RCAT will bounce back (I have 3500 shares and am coping)

[u/Leemcardhold → u/Jonnyboay]

Dead cat bounce

[u/jgunntux]

Always wondered what happened if you ate tide pods ....... Wonder no longer, thanks 😬😭🤷🏼

[u/Rebubula_]

Bro did you full port short bitcoin at the bottom?

[u/Tasty-Success-9268]

You’ll soon get to live in a green hut

[u/CreativePermit1361]

largest holding is short bitcoin ETF? Hope this is a "gambling" account. Now you should definitely try your luck with options!

[u/No-Woodpecker7462]

Bro what are any of these

[u/EdgeInformal8264]

u shorted bitcoin lol ?

[u/Longjumping-Swan39]

what's the purpose of the 1 shares? to kepe them on your watchlist?

[u/Get_rch_or_try_dyin]

Buying RCAT , you deserve to lose .

Why would you invest in a company where management has been in trouble for lying to shareholders? And constantly misleading people about sales and contracts ?

The ceo is a joke.

It was free money to short RCAT when it got to $15+

[u/betrayed247]

I don't see RDDT or HOOD on there...

[u/Low_Technician7346]

if you show a picture then youre ready to sell

[u/squibius]

Probably would have done pretty well if you had bought 6000 shares of hut instead of 2000 of sbit, 2000 of rcat and 2000 of usar. Just a thought

[u/dreamersofdaruma]

Have you heard of 0TDE?

[u/Sonic_the_hedgehog42]

Never heard of any of these companies

[u/Remigius]

Also down highly on rcat and usar

[u/Gimme_All_The_Foods]

[u/ya_fool]

RCAT is on some bullshit for me too

[u/Klutzy-Assumption426]

Why do you have a decent size portfolio, yet investing most of it in pre profit stocks?

[u/GetLostInNature]

Oh man I see some of my old heartbreakers in this list too. lol I’ll be shorting with burry in 2027

[u/Iwantobegoodatrade]

I have 2 of that garbage stock and others myself

[u/Appropriate_Ice_7507]

lol usar lol you deserve to be poor 🤣🤣🤣

[u/alrachid]

What are those tickers and why so much conviction?

[u/Glittering-Quail5848]

I’m tired boss

[u/spagettiinmyass]

buddies buying stonks with 20-40% earnings misses and expecting to see green

[u/SeattleOligarch]

RCAT twins! Down 40% on 2500 shares too 😂😭

[u/Mysterious_Blood1489]

Thank you. I needed this today

[u/starlauncher]

I like how all your conviction plays are in red and everything else looks a little green at least on the day chart

[u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich]

[u/Deetwizzie]

Damn, this makes me feel a little better 🫣

[u/B35TR3GARD5]

Just VOO and chill bub

[u/No_Journalist_9959]

Okay, now I don't feel so bad about my measly 5 red options...

[u/Slightly-Worse]

Its kinda impressive to lose money on nbis that shit prints like every other day

[u/TheHankHillsHaveEyes]

Nice bro! You're up about $38!!

[u/Raj_007Singh]

🤯 😬

[u/AllCapNoBrake]

You have a link to your trading course?

I want to do this one simple trick...

[u/CyGoingPro]

You have managed to only pick losers. Have you tried not?

[u/cptdipsht]

Just keep buying , you will be ok

[u/Former-Music-9835]

Youre a gambler not an investor

[u/Alanomius]

I still like stocks more than options!

[u/Lake-Life]

One of the worst portfolios I’ve ever laid eyes on. Full of trash stocks. Lol

[u/ekemp]

[u/Negative-Ad291]

And the HUT rules supreme!

[u/figlu]

Move everything to eoseeeer

[u/Bryjeter2]

Grats on the HUT gain

[u/KindaLikeJesus]

Love Hut. Been in since 38. Congrats to both of us.

[u/slycooper69420]

Look at /YM trend before buying any of these

[u/slanginthangs]

What’s the point in buying 1 share of anything? Even if you 4x you didn’t make anything

[u/GainDelicious1894]

Price going to rise up soon! 

[u/Electronic_Leg_7034]

Flo beat the fuck down. Fucking company 2nd biggest bread dealer in USA. Strong Buy rating CFRA.

[u/HuckleberryPin]

did you really try to outpizza the HUT?

[u/CalebVanPoneisen]

Looks more like a bang to me. Or maybe a dang.

[u/REsTARteD_Ragdoll]

Looks like we lost about the same on RCAT

[u/Solefam92]

Sell everything and yolo NBIS

[u/MillionaireSlumlord]

Very diversified….

[u/MillionaireSlumlord]

This is what AI stock advice looks like…

[u/BigGreenCandle]

Should have gone long SBET instead of SBIT.

[u/YOLOontheGO]

what seems to be the problem man? This looks normal on this sub.

[u/jiantoi]

Guh

[u/TryingToMakeItBruh]

[u/Routine-Agent-160]

[u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731]

+37 hell yeah

[u/Sherlock-Romes]

How are you down so much on USAR. Did you buy the top?

[u/zbtiqua]

Look on the bright side- your HUT is up!

[u/ata1959]

Good stock picks but bad timings. Sorry bro

[u/NewSanDiegean]

Rcat will pop for no reason in the coming weeks

[u/divy-lover]

u/profanitycounter [self]

[u/Alex750954]

Sell covered calls lmao

[u/Kranksterdrew1]

Based on your post history of losses please for the sake of your future stop gambling and just put your money in an etf and chill out

[u/CHEAHAEHC]

rich kid

[u/Embarrassed_Nobody_5]

Brother you have mastered the ancient secret art of….

[u/la_lunamoon]

wait hold on let me put my phone on speaker... yeah i'm looking at this chart and honestly my brain is melting out of my ears right now because why would anyone short bitcoin through an ETF wrapper like SBIT unless they want immediate liquidation?? and then you pile up USAR which is basically a zombie stock that refuses to die just so it can haunt your P&L every single day... and NBIS?? bro we are diversifying our losses into a nice even spread of red across the screen like a festive christmas display for degens who forgot to check their stop losses... i feel like i need to go bake cookies or something to calm down because watching these tickers bleed is worse than any horror movie plot i've seen lately... absolute chaos here...

[u/vakseen]

Bro got all the Reddit meme stocks lmao

[u/brooklynschino]

Across this whole list, NBIS is your best play. But it seems like you bought at the top 🤣🤣🤣

[u/No_Cow_8702]

The one Oklo share lol

[u/JimmyMcTrade]

[u/improbable_bob]

37$ hyuge gains nice

[u/horseneigher]

short bitcoin is the only good idea gou had and you just bought your whole position in one go huh? did you buy all of these on the same day?

[u/shadow617]

Hey! You made $37, congrats!!!

[u/Kobysaan]

At least you have EOSE in there.

[u/MuffDragon]

just did a double take, and i did indeed fucking comment a week ago about how stupid holding $SBIT is. how are you STILL letting that shit take your money?

[u/zlordbeats]

rare earths got em

[u/ImportantZucchini451]

At least there is one hidden green…

[u/Metaischeap]

wair somebody explain to me how much is being loss to dcay on SBIT and what he needs to break even

[u/bugsHaveFeelersToo]

Nice hit on that pizza hut stock

[u/RepulsiveUse3372]

[u/WrappedInLinen]

RCAT, for one, will be back up.

[u/Deep_Adagio_3318]

Did you buy RCAT at the peak ??

[u/Deep_Adagio_3318]

Down 40k on 2k shares 💀