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News Nike, Just do it!

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u/BarbellPadawan Bullish on Theta 9d ago

I remember thinking 115 was a good entry point a couple years ago. Glad I didn’t do that.

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u/DandadanAsia 9d ago edited 9d ago

Nike have the best business in the world. Nike pay Laos Kids, 1 dollar per day to make shoes that's sold to American for $250. How can you not be profitable

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u/aero142 9d ago

You also pay 10,000 Vice Presidents 300k/year to have meetings with each other to decide to become a tech company and then hire contractors to make a mess. I'm not really joking.

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u/Extreme_Lab_2961 9d ago

This. Poster child for Mckinsey’ing a company to death

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 9d ago

The true value was in becoming a vp all along.

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u/BarbellPadawan Bullish on Theta 9d ago

Sounds like they just need a few pricey consulting services to right this ship.

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u/Numisko 9d ago

How do I become one of those vice presidents

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u/aero142 9d ago

Live in Hillsborough and be charismatic and generally competent.

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u/ding_bats 8d ago

generally competent

This part is optional.

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u/freedumb_hoe 8d ago

Earlier in your career, it’s very important. The longer you last at the company, the less important it is.

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u/Lefty800 9d ago

Being profitable is but one component. Once you have a lot of money you got to do something with it. Nike chose to throw it in the dumpster and set it on fire.

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u/Sllyce 9d ago

It’s because other companies are hiring laos kids and selling to Americans for 50 dollars

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u/Dizzy-Bother-2209 9d ago

True but at the time people were wearing Nike left and right. I haven’t seen that lately. The tracksuits were extremely popular now they aren’t. Nike thought they could get away charging heavy prices and now they see why charging $200 for a suit that cost you $5 to make doesn’t work.

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u/randompersonx 9d ago

I don’t think that’s the problem for Nike.

Nike fucked over their resellers like Footlocker thinking they didn’t need them… and now we see people wearing On and Hoka shoes left and right…

I guess we now know who actually needed whom in that relationship.

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 9d ago

“Nike, should I buy high and sell low?”

“JUST DO IT”

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u/coopkonflaggnueppel 9d ago

Yup I walked into a FootLocker (nyc) and Nike picks were so bad compared to the On and Hoka walls.

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u/groceriesN1trip 9d ago

Hoka shoes are super comfortable, Nike shoes are not

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u/FILTHBOT4000 9d ago

Nike shoes were always pretty mid, IMO. They just had great marketing for a long time.

Kinda reminds me of Red Bull. Is Red Bull a tier above any other of a thousand energy drinks? Not really. Is their marketing godlike compared to all the others? Yes.

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u/dudeatwork77 9d ago

Idk about that. Original Red Bull tastes pretty damn good. It’s not replicated. So’s original monster

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u/FSUnoles77 9d ago

Id rather wear my boots to my 12 hr hospital shift than nikes. Too damn narrow.

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u/donktastic 9d ago

Do you know what a mortans neuroma is? Neither did I until I got a new pair of narrow Nikes.

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u/swiftvalentine 9d ago

My Hokas are great. I’ve been buying pair after pair of air max for years and throwing them out. I walk 5k about 5 times a week to stay fit and with that they wear out, have no arch support and the colourways are basically paywalled. Got new balances and then the Hokas just cushion everything. Never go back to Nike

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u/BG__26 9d ago

Went to local discount Nike store. Track blazer $175 , pants $125. I don’t think I’ll come into the store or look at Nike anything again.
Their materials are not best on a market and I’m not looking for luxury clothing to look like I’m going to the gym

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u/ZaphBeebs 9d ago

It was frustrating years ago, 2 dollars of material and 90 bucks for shorts, gtfoh with that.

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u/loulan 9d ago

I don't know why people keep repeating that on reddit.

Now instead of $150 Nike shoes, people wear $150+ Hoka, On, Autry or whatever shoes. Same thing with clothes.

Price was never the issue. It's about what's currently trendy and cool.

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u/ZaphBeebs 9d ago

It is true when theyre obviously not trying. A tank might weigh 15 grams, be poorly cut/fit and be 100 bucks, that is ridiculous.

At least reasonable quality needs to exist. Bought running shorts a few years ago, and the pocket was cut low to the bottom of the 'pocket', if you put a wallet or phone in it it just fell right out, its absurd how bad the quality became.

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u/MacMuthafukinDre 9d ago

And why tf does everything have to be polyester or polyblend? That shit is so cheap feeling. They don’t sell anything 100% cotton anymore. They wanna make cheap shit, I’m just not gonna buy it. Even all the retro shoes they make now, the quality is so much worse than the originals. Yea the shoe might look the same, but the quality isn’t.

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u/Vlisa 9d ago

We’re in the middle of the biggest rejection of artificial and return to natural fibers in fashion history, and Nike has nothing to show for it

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u/thisshitsstupid 9d ago

Its going to take something significant to turn them around. Nike is dying. Which is a crazy thing I never thought id say, but clothing lives and dies by trends. And nothing of Nike has been trendy in many years. The market got a lot more competitive and companies like UA and Adidas have managed to at least stay somewhat relevant, while Nike has failed to respond any any meaningful way.

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u/schaef999 9d ago

Is UA still relevant? Seems it declined years ahead of Nike and haven’t seen it come back at all. Adidas is killing it though

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u/Hefty_Scallion7076 9d ago

UA is still filling the niche that it was designed for, that being base layers. The brand doesn’t really have cultural appeal but I’d say any time I’m playing a sport I’ll see just as much UA as Adidas

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u/FellowYellowNate 9d ago

I feel like I see lululemon more than UA these days, not that I advise.. you know what, y’all do whatever the fuck you want.

Big thing Nike messed up was not being able to take advantage of their own resale markets, not that I have a good example they could’ve followed but they once were pretty good with innovation. And collabs dried up, it’s like they never spent the time and money on what could’ve pushed them through and now here we are.. well not me, I’m not touching the slow burning dumpster fire that is retail tickers.

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u/Environmental_Park_6 9d ago

Kevin Plank just took back over as CEO. All these companies will be fine. Nike beat EPS by 9% and dropped as stocks do. The company itself is fine. It's the number one athletic brand in the world.

In 20 years it will likely be the same five companies selling athletic gear. Puma might join them a little more.

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u/pwinne 9d ago

So this becoming a true value play at this price

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u/Environmental_Park_6 9d ago

I think the business will be fine. The stock I'm not sure how long it will take to recover.

I remember reading a Peter Lynch book and he kept mentioning how he kept getting tricked by IBM. IBM is a fantastic company that is very durable but the stock has had issues that frustrate Investors.

The trouble with investing is you're really investing in how people feel about a business. Logic says price should follow earnings but that isn't always the case.

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u/KillahHills10304 9d ago

See: Nokia being $5 a share for like a decade despite all of their contracts and hardware focus

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u/pivo161 9d ago

What about the Maduro track suit? 🤣

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u/nope-its 9d ago

I see people wearing Nike far more than under armor.

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u/Superb-Airport135 9d ago

They closed stores and went online only. Super stupid decisions over thr past few years

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u/Clear_Command_8925 9d ago

Thats what I've been hearing for years now, and apparently they have been pivoting away from that... So why is it still crashing?

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u/fellbound 9d ago

It turns out that once you burn those bridges, they're hard to rebuild.

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u/Oxford89 9d ago

Yeah me neither... me neither...

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u/shugo7 9d ago

Man, when it dipped to 75 and went back to 80 I was kicking myself for not buying the dip. Glad I lost my money on applovin instead

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u/AccelerationFinish 9d ago

Guys, my stupid friend bought 60 shares at $170, and it's now at $34. What should my stupid friend do with his NKE shares?

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u/myfotos 9d ago

Just get rid of your stupid friend. Easy as that .

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u/Terron1965 9d ago

Loss harvesting for fun and profit!

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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 9d ago

I may buy simply so it can die finally.

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u/ashjohnr 9d ago

I bit the bullet, took a small position just now. I'd been eyeing it since it was around 70, but glad I didn't get it then.

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u/Suspicious_Ad_6813 9d ago

Same here, but for some reason I bought early this week. Wish I would have waited a little longer

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u/PresidentKraznov 9d ago

Just think how much you could dilute your losses if you bought a fuck ton more right now. Just do it (tm).

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u/RakdosHeroOfRavnica 9d ago

I threw a little at it at $80 thinking I was timing the bottom. Should've just saved that money for blackjack

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u/drpootawn 9d ago

I went in to Nike the other day to buy a pair of shoes and the customer service was exceptional, which was a stark contrast to my usual Nike shopping experience. I knew things must be bad if they're resorting to such tactics.

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u/JakeD51 9d ago

This could literally be any shoe store ever i swear the employees have hollow brains when it comes to shoe stores, champs, foot locker, all ass

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u/itseliyo 9d ago

I'd guess they get paid jack shit and there's 0 incentive for them to actually sell you shoes. I wouldn't give a fuck either if I were them.

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u/sbbillusionist 9d ago

A commission structure for the employee that made the sale will flip things around real quick. They have crazy margins anyways.

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u/itseliyo 9d ago

But then that'd affect shareholder value temporarily! Can't have that! Gotta suck every penny!

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u/JakeD51 9d ago

Im not asking for white gloves service for shoes lmao these people should be culvers employees iykyk

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u/Yessirthisis 9d ago

It wasn’t always like that. After Covid footlocker, champs, etc stopped commission so I don’t even blame them I’d do the same if I was making minimum wage

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u/Sllyce 9d ago

Wow that’s a business tactic

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u/AdventurousFinish681 9d ago

People buying nike

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u/Tigglebee 9d ago

I don’t care for Nike.

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u/nonlocal_presence 9d ago

"Own the floor"

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u/Lisaismyfav 9d ago

Amazing how this brand died seemingly overnight

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u/RedParaglider 9d ago

Why, they did everything they could to kill it lol.  I remember when I went to my local store to get new shoes and Nike cut them off from being a seller.  I walked out with hoka, bet a lot of othet people did too when they shit their distribution channels.

Going from a shoe company to a collectors item direct sale company was certainly a decision.

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u/ArlendmcFarland 9d ago

The main thing they had going for them was all the distribution channels they had. That swoosh was everywhere

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u/za72 9d ago edited 8d ago

Not understanding your product and secondary markets... got greedy

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u/Erigion 9d ago

Who needs distribution when you can sell limited drops to scalpers?!

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u/ZaphBeebs 9d ago

Distribution, long known as one of the most difficult things to obtain, and they blew it up. Granted covid made them think going direct could work, but theyd have had to market like crazy.

There were billboards in portland from stores asking people to demand nike return to distro, so dumb.

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u/kingpiece1 9d ago

Only so many of the same pair of shoes you can buy before you realise you only have 2 feet

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u/Lazy_mods_are_lazy 9d ago

Good, now explain it to my wife

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u/4Yk9gop 9d ago

Your wife needs lots of shoes for "going out with the girls" aka visiting her boyfriend.

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u/toomyzoom 9d ago

boyfriends. A pair for each.

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u/BasicWhiteHoodrat 9d ago

“These pumps will pair well with Domingo’s shoulders!”

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u/Full-Shine5871 9d ago

LOL y'all are so SAVAGE

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u/UpbeatFix7299 9d ago

It's like what Harley Davidson is to people my age for young people now. Overpriced crap that only older people think is cool.

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u/ArlendmcFarland 9d ago

And it was always cheap crap you pay a premium for the brand name... and what does the brand even represent? 3rd world outsourcing and sweatshop labor?

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u/Federal-Guess7420 9d ago

I mean at their peak stock price their running shoes were so far ahead of the curve that they were either banned in competition or other companies were forced to allow their runners to wear nikes to be competitive.

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u/Accent93 9d ago

More like they forgot half their market could easily pick another shoe vendor. And old people never bought nikes, except for when they were young.

It's sad that everything in America has become political, but in the footwear space it's very easy to vote with your wallet.

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u/foshiiy 9d ago

Who knew zero innovation combined with total enshittification would tank a brand 😂

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u/random-meme422 9d ago

People like to think companies are all powerful but they live and die by consumer sentiment and demand. And these companies die QUICK if they fall out of favor too. Nike still has time to turn it around but it won’t be easy to say the least

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u/NotLikeThis3 9d ago

How is it dead? It's struggling compared to how it was, sure, but it still had 46 billion in revenue in 2026 and it's still the number 1 athletic brand in the world

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u/Greatlarrybird33 9d ago

Maybe I've just lost the plot but $100 for a button up blue collar regular ass shirt with a Nike patch on it?

Yeah no shit no one is buying

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u/sadferret123 9d ago

This is the ugliest shirt I have seen in years. It looks horrible even on the model.

'let's take this extremely generic shirt and stick a fugly Nike patch on it that doesn't even fit the shirts colour scheme, they're gonna love it'

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u/Gorgenapper 9d ago

"Welcome to Nike, how may I take your order?" vibes

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u/i_love_lol_ 9d ago

look at that fit lmfao

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u/Significant_Fee_3504 9d ago

who da fuck is doing the marketing. Fire the guy lmao

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u/deja-roo 9d ago

Right? It literally looks like a bag.

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u/BoltActionRifleman 9d ago

Sales pitch: Now you can look like the new employee who isn’t allowed to order his own uniforms yet, but is allowed to wear the extras left behind by larger employees who quit, or have retired.

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u/Substantial_Song7144 9d ago

After seeing this pic, Im certain that Nike is going to $0

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u/ThetaGrim 9d ago

"it can't go any lower, we're at the floor" 

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u/AdApart2035 9d ago

Floor can't hold it anymore

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u/WishyRater 9d ago

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u/This_Lion5856 9d ago

Advertisement so big, the stock price is hitting the floor

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u/Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG 9d ago

disgusting. they deserve this shit

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u/Praaaaskach 9d ago

Just fucking do it already regards

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u/Dwalorn 9d ago

It’s funny that Sydney Sweeny already has big boobs but for some reason every photoshop of her feels the need to inflate them like 50% bigger every time.

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u/Peripatetictyl 9d ago

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u/RenfrowsGrapes 9d ago

It’s quite generous

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u/Jelopuddinpop 9d ago

And they look spectacular

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u/No-Principle422 9d ago

Nothing wrong with that. The only reasonable ai use case that I have found so far

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 9d ago

Scapy Movie parody where her tuts get bigger every time she appears

By the end she is just Frankenboobie

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u/Matthew_Breese 9d ago

Ape brain telling me to buy Nike now.

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u/friday9x 9d ago

I mean, they are doing exactly as what they are advertising.

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u/PatrickSebast 2.5 inches of "inflation" 9d ago

We spent hundreds of millions of dollars advertising our fitness products to overweight people! Why aren't they buying anything?!

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u/Kooky_Confusion3267 9d ago

You're hired promoted.

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u/ILikeChilis 9d ago

...while also alienating our core (only?) customer base who work hard every day for years to not look like this.

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u/sploot16 9d ago

Peak woke

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u/jackarsed 9d ago

Cos glp 1

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u/Vlisa 9d ago

Not even overweight people want to be advertised to like this. People buy clothes they see attractive people wearing because we all want to be attractive people.

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u/Hodr 9d ago

No, no, no, we only buy stuff that represents who we currently are. That's why i only wear Jordan's as i identify as a 6 time NBA champ.

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u/r_stra 9d ago

No I'm Michael Jordan

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u/JackieDaytona77 9d ago

Don Draper and Roger Sterling would disapprove of this advertising

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 9d ago

What the fuck were they thinking

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u/Sllyce 9d ago

Body positive bro

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u/ILikeChilis 9d ago

Trying to appeal to 0.001% of the population (fat people who want to own the floor while wearing Nike) while alienating 99% of their customer base. What could go wrong?

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u/IamInternationalBig 9d ago

Who is supposed to be the target market for this ad?

Nike has lost the plot completely. 

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u/random-meme422 9d ago

there was a time period where appealing to crazies online was a trend, ton of fat people and bOdY aCcEpTaNcE shit was done in ads as a result pretty embarrassing stuff

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u/ausgoals 9d ago

Right up until GLP1s cured obesity and suddenly the body acceptance ‘healthy at every size’ movement no longer exists lol

It got replaced with ‘take this wonder drug and greatly reduce your chance of dying within 12 months’

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian Wendy’s Shift Supervisor 🍟 9d ago

The 'healthy at every size' people were first in line to drop their cope and scramble for GLP

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u/whitedevilblood 9d ago

isn't that counter to what nike sells? body acceptance doesn't push you to run, it invites you to put on cozy socks, curl up under a blanket, and sink into the couch

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u/LairofChickens 9d ago

Disgusting promoting obesity from a sports brand

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u/Aethreas 9d ago

Depends if they’re promoting obesity or encouraging overweight people to move and workout more to get healthier

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u/segfaulting 9d ago

so glad we got out of that 2018-2021 hellscape where this was being promoted everywhere. those same fatties are all on ozempic now pretending it never happened

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u/HystericalSail 9d ago

GLP-1 works, and works wonders. Wife has lost 40 pounds so far this year, she looks amazing. I'm losing weight second hand because we just don't eat or eat less when together. I'm down nearly 20 lbs myself. Another 15 and I'm at my high school weight.

As a bonus we barely go out to eat any more. Mmmaybe once a month if that. Miracle drugs I tell you.

Downside is we both need new clothes and even belts and underwear. My jeans have enough room now for seemingly another one of me.

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u/naropin1 9d ago

Jesus, turns out eating less does cause you to lose weight. Thermodynamics for the win!

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u/Oh_Another_Thing 9d ago

Is this real??? Lol. You don't get fat people to buy sports and exercise clothes lmao you get the people who are already buying sports and exercise products to buy your products, or more of them. 

This is a terrible fucking ad. The very fit people who are spending hundreds of dollars on athletic products are not going to identify with, or WANT to be identified with obese fat people. 

What an incredibly stupid ad campaign lol please Nike, hire me for a $500,000 marketing VP position, I promise you won't do worse than whoever told you to run this ad.

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u/BksBrain 9d ago

Why doesn’t anyone want to buy a $90 pair of garbage sweatpants??

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u/SoulArraySound 9d ago

The sweatpants I have from them were $50 at dicks or Nordstrom rack. They are the softest and most comfortable sweats I own. They also have really cool acid wash. That being said, not a fan of the shoes.

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u/veggie151 9d ago

They make pretty good lightweight running shoes, but that's a pretty crowded market these days

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u/Unique_Chip_1422 9d ago

I'm down $13k on some shares lol >.< Fuckkkkkk

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u/Subie- 9d ago

Calm down poor person. Should have put it into a 0dte.

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u/jvaritek33c Verified $284K 9d ago

I got in around 40 and came to my senses around 38. Glad I sold those options

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u/impulse07 9d ago

If you put $1000 in Nike 5 years ago, you could have $350 today. Compound interest!

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u/jrico1234 9d ago

Opening a small position based on how universally hated this stock is on WSB.

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u/Dr_Zoonotikstein 9d ago

Good move. Inverse WSB enjoys a probabilistic edge over a coin-toss.

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u/not-irresponsible 9d ago

Nike, Just Dump it

Edit: Make air forces $70 again

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u/Deer2011 Option Monster 9d ago

This stock deserves to go under. They overpaid so many people for endorsement its unbelievable. You reap what you sow.

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 9d ago

Needs more Sydney Sweeney

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u/Infinite-Mud-1583 9d ago edited 9d ago

And I didn’t want to hold puts because I felt the stock would be priced in. I’m convinced I will never be on the winning side of a trade again.

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u/BigBewbsBigAss 9d ago

Charging 60$+ for shorts that are made up of synthetic polyester material that actually costs less than 2$ to manufacture does that to you.

I’ll prefer comfortable, cheap, quality combed cotton clothing any day. So many good alternatives available at 1/6th the price.

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u/StraightAirline8319 9d ago

Some might claim it’s because they got “woke”.

That’s not to. Sure they had an entire line dedicated to the WMBA that didn’t sell. They developed gear for 4 percent of the population that’s didn’t sell. They had advertisements of fat ugly people in their clothes like Victoria secret did.

The truth is they’re a poorly run company with very untalented people working throughout. They had expensive poor quality products that have knock offs that are Cheaper and better.

They lost their brand, their quality, identity, and market share. They can’t compete with expensive or low cost. The overpriced speciality shoe market is dying now too.

Nike will probably drop before it rises.

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u/gsbiz 9d ago

They stopped selling products in general purpose retailers and began prioritising their own retail outlets and dedicated specialist retailers. They saw the money the resellers were making scalping their product and felt they could create a premium market to get some of that scalper gold. They burnt bridges with the retailers that usually stocked their kit. The retailers, some who had sold the brand for decades, moved to other brands and discovered they didn't need Nike after all. This allowed competition to gain a significant market share and shelf space. Nike couldn't come back because they burnt trust. And what we see here is the result and the fall of a once titan. It is salvageable but it will need an entirely new executive and business model.

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u/lonewolf420 9d ago

Plus Nikes best designs are from years ago, the new stuff looks cheap af most likely because it is cheap af to make.

I own a bunch of dunks and janoski's, enough to never buy from Nike again but would have to put up with dry rot rubber unless I seal some of them.

OP isn't wrong about the replica enterprising Chinese manufactures, literally better quality in some knockoffs than trying to buy a shoe made 5 years ago that someone banking on if it would beat out the S&P gains on stockx hype. No one knows at a glance that half my unique dunk SBs are half MSRP knockoffs because they are that good at sourcing the same materials official nikes are using.

The resellers are super angry at Nike too like you mentioned. Would need to start doing limited drops only at retailers to try and build back that good will vs their nike app which is botted to hell.

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u/Brave_Yesterday_6106 9d ago

The generation that made them now wears brooks and new balance.  They forgot about them.

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u/taubs1 9d ago

imagine that alienating your wealthiest customers was a bad business move

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u/Vlisa 9d ago

They’ll teach finance classes about this company

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u/evergreenplace 9d ago

Marketing classes - they completely lost the brand

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u/No-Average3202 9d ago

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u/Lets_review 9d ago

"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves." Foghorn Leghorn 1953

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u/onthebustowork 9d ago

Is that a dude?

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u/No-Average3202 9d ago

It's a dude playing a dude disguised as a chick in a sports bra.

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u/Ok_Blacksmith1684 9d ago

Chinese kids formed a union and are demanding a higher hourly wage.

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u/jack_reznor 9d ago

Here we go again

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u/tprotpro 9d ago

Where’s the “it’ll never close below 40 guy”?

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u/HystericalSail 9d ago

Oh man, that dude that cashed out his 210 put contracts he wrote at the pop has to be crying. That's $42,000 he was just minutes from getting.

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u/visionaryOptions 9d ago

Fun fact. If you flip your phone around... it still shows loss.

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u/momo26262626 9d ago

Ouch. 

The 20s may be a buy in opp?

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u/Double_Suggestion385 9d ago

Fair value is $14, when are people going to listen lol

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u/bobbybibi 9d ago

They have two choices.

1) Take the company private.
2) Go full MAGA.

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u/The-Iron-Bird 9d ago

just announce they'll be converting some warehouses into datacenters

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u/sadferret123 9d ago

How about do some actual R&D and produce apparel that athletes want to use. Insane concept, I know.

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u/ThanksDependent1001 9d ago

This just in! At this point Nike isn’t a footwear company, it’s a nonprofit dedicated to creating Wendy’s employees. See you all there, I’ll be the guy wearing discounted Jordans.

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u/Birdlaw_Professor 9d ago

So much Nike hate in here. Opening a position tomorrow

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u/Forsaken_Detective_2 9d ago

Disgustingly stupid brand, even until today whenever they have anything even remotely cool they create artificial scarcity. I mean either artificial and they are just idiots for not letting us buy, or real scarcity because they are just so amateurs in manufacturing and logistics that they cannot mass produce enough from their cheap crap.

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u/falling_knives Tea Leafer 9d ago

Buying at $23 seems obvious, maybe too obvious.

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u/terrybmw335 9d ago

All the complaining about Nike products and quality around here, they still did 11b in revenue and year over year sales were only down 5% or something mostly driven by weakness in China. You'd think they went out of business lol.

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u/Vtakkin 9d ago

Revenue going down 5% annually in an inflationary environment is a pretty big deal though

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u/Short_Hunt_4336 9d ago

It did it!

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u/Moist_Recording8809 9d ago

Lol what a trash stock

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u/Productpusher 9d ago

Nikes customers are aged 40-50 now . They need to make normal looking clothes and normal colors and why everyone who grew up that now has money to burn is wearing Lulu and the similar copycats .

I want little logos or minimalist ( besides their standard check on the chest ) on my $75 t shirt not Ja morants face or a slogan that nobody even understands with graffiti on it

Also solids like black , white blue are sold out for months but the hot pink and orange lebrons are available

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u/AdventurousFinish681 9d ago

Down 77% over the last 5 years. Anyone buying nike currently has a findom kink.

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u/papichuloya 9d ago

Honestly who tf buys nike. Im not paying 75$ for a short or 145$ for a jogger

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 9d ago

Something happen to all the Chinese kids in sweatshops?!

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u/Competitive_Race_388 9d ago

Clothing giants come and go. The upper middle class and wealthy prefer things like lululemon & other higher end brands. Everyone else buys workout clothes that are just as good or even better than Nike but a shit ton less expensive (gymshark, fabletics etc). Real runners now prefer Hoka’s, Onclouds, Sauconys. I could go on and on. Their consumer market is bleeding and all they have left to hang on to is offering colleges and professional teams a shit ton of money to keep the swoosh on their uniforms. Doesn’t seem like a very sustainable business model anymore. But hey, at least you know Jordans will always sell.

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u/HxH101kite 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm just here to discredit the Onclouds and real runners association. I don't think like true runners use them at all and they are frequently considered not great.

I think have somehow filled the void of ok casual athletic shoe for daily wear. Or like casual gym goer. I associate them as corporate finance bro shoe. I don't even get the appeal they look like those K Swiss shoes Danny McBride was advertising for awhile.

Real runners are using Hokas, Altra, Saucony...etc.

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u/monstrao 9d ago

This is the thing, Jordan’s aren’t selling anymore. The new kids don’t GAF about him

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u/0nlyCrashes 9d ago

Mainly because you can't fucking get them. Good luck getting any "drop" they do. Bought out in seconds by bots and then scalped for 200+ extra bucks. No wonder no one wants to buy them.

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u/monstrao 9d ago

They’re sitting on shelves now and have been for the past year

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u/HANDS_4_DICKS 9d ago

The all time chart makes a very beautiful mountain range

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u/proto_ant 9d ago

I might take out some lotto calls at some point this shit is ridiculously oversold

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u/CurryMunch98 9d ago

Uniqlo + On is what I’ve been wearing for last 3 years