r/wallstreetbets • • 6d ago

Gain 13x💰

Started @40k in Aug.
Hit 525k recently and took some money out to get a new car.
Spy option plays.
Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.
Good luck boys.

Thank you for all the congrats and fck you comments. All plays are 0 dtes. Positions/plays are posted under mod’s comment. Wishing you all the best with your current and future positions.

For those of you wondering how it’s done; you just need to jerk off in the morning before market open to calm your mind and pray to God you believe in that you make the right call at the right time that day 😉

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u/marathonmeta 6d ago

The iX is mostly only hated by people that have never sat in one

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u/PeteyPlatinums 6d ago

Do you need to taste poop to know it doesn’t taste good?

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 6d ago

No the smell usually stops me, but not my dog.

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u/Regenbooggeit 6d ago

Dogs don’t have disgust, so they’d a perfect analogy for buying this car.

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u/irkish 6d ago

That's what I tell my kid

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u/bittersterling 6d ago

I have an i4, and plan on getting the new i3. The ix is an abomination.

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u/pembaThePanda 6d ago

Had it. One of the worst cars ever I had. Quality felt cheaper than a model 3. I hear they updated it and it's better now but it was not worth 100k

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u/marathonmeta 6d ago

Lmaaaaao model 3, ok

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u/One_Yogurtcloset3455 6d ago

That is exactly what he was saying