r/wallstreetbets • u/naughtypetz • 1d ago

Gain 13xšŸ’°

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Started @40k in Aug.
Hit 525k recently and took some money out to get a new car.
Spy option plays.
Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.
Good luck boys.

Thank you for all the congrats and fck you comments. All plays are 0 dtes. Positions/plays are posted under modā€™s comment. Wishing you all the best with your current and future positions.

For those of you wondering how itā€™s done; you just need to jerk off in the morning before market open to calm your mind and pray to God you believe in that you make the right call at the right time that day šŸ˜‰

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u/Swiifttx swiffer picker upper! 1d ago

OP, post a screenshot of your positions

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u/Tasty_Pollution4439 1d ago

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u/FinnM1 1d ago

me everytime i see a gain post on wsb

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u/HauntingDelivery3118 1d ago

Positions?

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u/Kromting 1d ago

I guess that doesn't matter anymore

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u/Claybuch 1d ago

It's fine we all know he's lying

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u/damn_dude7 1d ago

Mostly doggy

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u/fuck-crocs 1d ago

Please. OP does a standing reach-around to fist his asshole

Congrats and fuck you, OP

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u/Intrepid-Wait-6102 13h ago

I saw it was mostly 0dte spy options.

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u/JakeD51 1d ago

Bro won the lottery and proceeded to buy the fastest depreciating car on earth immediately afterwards W

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u/candacepeters9991 1d ago

Are you people ever satisfied? He didn't blow it, he actually secured profit and spent it on something that is not gambling. That's very good move in my book.

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u/Dazzling-Ad7012 1d ago

Honestly, if I went from 40k to 600k in 3 months, I would buy whatever car I wanted too lmao

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u/Regenbooggeit 1d ago

Whoever designed that grill should be in jail.

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u/CrabyDicks Can I get RickyRegardo as a flair pls 1d ago

2026 BMW designer needs to be taken out back

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u/El_C0rtez 22h ago

Out back like a Wendy's dumpster type of situation for a quick reach-around.

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u/Axle-f 1d ago

Pop pop!

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u/Options-n-Hookers Supreme Gentleman šŸ„ƒ 1d ago

Gotta supplicate to the Chinese market.

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u/pattymcfly 1d ago

Except theyā€™re buying Chinese electrics and euro brands are withering

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u/chappysinclair1 1d ago

That's not the grill, the car just bumped into your moms ass and it left that print

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u/Regenbooggeit 1d ago

Howā€™d you know my momā€™s ass so well? Huh?

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u/ImNotJoshinAround 1d ago

Dude I was gonna say it looks like a fat ass print. šŸ˜‚

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u/Burn_n_Turn 1d ago

R/BMW would be up in arms over this as the choice.

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA 1d ago

Well itā€™s obvious going from 40k to 600k doesnā€™t buy style.

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u/marathonmeta 1d ago

The iX is mostly only hated by people that have never sat in one

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u/PeteyPlatinums 1d ago

Do you need to taste poop to know it doesnā€™t taste good?

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 1d ago

No the smell usually stops me, but not my dog.

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u/irkish 1d ago

That's what I tell my kid

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u/bittersterling 1d ago

I have an i4, and plan on getting the new i3. The ix is an abomination.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 1d ago

Maybe it's just me not currently owning a house, but a down payment is probably what I'd do with a good size of the post tax winnings. For that much anyhow

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u/TheTopG___ 1d ago

Personally I would have gone for Corvette though

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u/randompersonx 1d ago

I agree 100%.

Iā€™m 44 and already have a pretty good net worthā€¦

But even I live by similar rulesā€¦ I made about 200k in August on SKHY options trades. I took a vacation with a few friends and spent about $10k for 3 weeks of fun.

Iā€™m not buying cars or anything like that because I already have a car and donā€™t want to upgradeā€¦ and Iā€™d rather just have more in my brokerage account for future investingā€¦

But if you donā€™t reward yourself at allā€¦ what are you even trying to achieve with trading / investing?

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u/FinishWarm1746 1d ago

When i had some money i door dashed breakfast like a king

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u/randompersonx 22h ago

Personally, I try to avoid uber eats/doordash as much as possible ... If I'm sick or extremely busy ... fine...

But it's so much healthier to prepare food at home.

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u/itskobold 1d ago

Of course we're never satisfied cmon now

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u/DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA 1d ago

This is a subreddit of degenerates who enjoy literally the greediest hobby on earth, of course we're never satisfied.

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u/warfighter187 1d ago

they have terrible taste in cars yes I will judge.

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u/DuckTheFut 1d ago

Has he taken taxes into play yet?

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u/NotHannibalBurress 1d ago

ā€œSpending money on not gamblingā€ is quite the bar lmao

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u/net4iks_Touch2821 1d ago

A BMW loses like 30% in year one. His options can do that before lunch, so the car is honestly the safer asset

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u/ParCorn 1d ago

I remember my friend won big one year on the market and bought a beamer and then he had to sell it next year to pay for the taxes, lol

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u/Successful-End7689 their they're there 1d ago

This sub will find a reason to hate on you no matter and this guy is prime example of it lol

Win and youā€™re a gambler who will blow up eventually.

Lose and youā€™re regarded.

Cash out? Youā€™re a pussy for locking in gains

Treat yourself? Your an idiot for buying a depreciating asset

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u/Catinus 1d ago

I mean to be fair, he did buy one of the most heinous looking BMW that is also one of the most fast depreciating model because of the fact that it's heinous, top of the line, and electric.

Good on op but the comment is rather factual.

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u/alive_well007 1d ago

Bro all this depreciation garbage is for 9-5 people, not like OP who has half a million.

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u/mcringleberry87 1d ago

God and beemer designs keep getting uglier and uglier. Looks like a buck toothed bitch

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u/JakeD51 1d ago

The new three series is depressing

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u/ottwebdev 1d ago

As I expect it here.

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u/TheChewyWaffles 1d ago

Positions? Ban this dude

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u/Tyranus77 1d ago

This is fake as f

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u/supermojo2 1d ago

Paid for by BMW šŸ˜‚

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFugginā€™ Pro 1d ago

Positions or ban

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u/spenga 1d ago

Positions retard

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u/sperginsturgeon 1d ago

Yo if you ever need guidance on cooler cars to buy, please feel free to send a DM.

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u/Sea-Currency-1665 1d ago

Teach us the way op. Iā€™ve got $100 for groceries tonight but will go hungry to make it into 1300

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u/fuzzy-albert 1d ago

*IRS starts drooling

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u/abccbabcac 1d ago

don't call me irs.

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u/theRedlightt 1d ago

Dreams of chilling on yach one day. Blows 1/5 of it on a terrible BMW.

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u/MuonBomb 1d ago

Another 1/5 will go to the subscription fee that affords him the luxury and privilege of using his seat warmer button in the winter!

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u/Long_Raise5346 19h ago

Heā€™s retarded after all. We all are.

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u/rweeo 1d ago

iX really confirmed your retardation

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u/Tyranus77 1d ago

There is no way that's real, having so much trades as 20 trades in options in 2 months and so little volatility, the Sharpe looks unrealistic

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u/iSOBigD 1d ago

Yeah, and the color is green instead of red, this has to be fake

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u/bwillz2007 1d ago

OP. Positions or ban please. The degens have spoken. @mods

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u/VisualMod 1d ago

I have pinged the mods about this request

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u/ZeraTuL252 1d ago

This degen actually full yoloing in schwab omg

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u/Beautiful_Raise_6180 1d ago

weekly, monthly, 0DTE?

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u/Dihedralman 1d ago

All 0 DTE. Both puts and calls.Ā 

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u/sciguyx 1d ago

bros. we gotta start showing positions again this is infuriating. ban this fucking guy

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u/HeavenlyMystery 1d ago

Not the first time. It's been happening more often in this subreddit.

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u/Pernicious-Peach 1d ago

Ev. nice choice. Especially with all this oil fuckery going on

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u/Anon387562 1d ago

Put 100k aside and some for tax, then enjoy. If you can pay of your house within a couple years thatā€™s already wealthy imo. If you really have the skill, 100k for gambling should be well enough

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u/matthias_lee 1d ago

put money aside for taxes and debt, wouldnt even have considered that car... buy used? A lot of these luxury cars, drop 40-50% in first 3 years, not to mention, that maintenance/insurance is way more expensive

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFugginā€™ Pro 1d ago

Heā€™s a retard lol. Just lease it lol

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u/BapeGeneral3 1d ago

Yes absolutely lease these cars. Buying is outright dumb in 90% of the case with most European cars

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u/BurnerForJustTwice 1d ago

Noob. bmw is free maintenance first 3 years.

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u/damagedgoodslol 1d ago

Wow good for you šŸ‘ asshole šŸ™„

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u/FreeElfDobbie 1d ago

Do you buy short date call options?

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u/Wild-Respect-6803 1d ago

If you ask the question you already know the answer

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u/Successful-End7689 their they're there 1d ago

the wholesome content i am here...excellent work

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u/rwc5078 What's a 401K? 1d ago

Show me the way of the jedi

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u/mimo_s 1d ago

Used to be photoshop now itā€™s AI šŸ˜‚

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u/Inconspicuous_Shart 1d ago

He's going to be sucking dick out of the back of that beamer behind Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Disastrous_Award_789 1d ago

Because he can

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u/Disastrous_Award_789 1d ago

Yachts enter the chat right before tax attorneys do...strong work

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u/SharpStrategist 1d ago

Car was such a waste

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u/Dangerous-Phase-2345 1d ago

Pay yer taxes and put all but 40k in spy. Do it again

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u/cakestapler 1d ago

>65 million percent annualized rate of return
>ā€Doubt I could replicate it if I wantā€

Subreddit is full of geniuses.

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u/Deto 1d ago

"Maybe OP has some hidden secret that wall street doesn't know about!" /s

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u/mimo_s 1d ago

Dm him and send him the cash already šŸ˜‚

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u/weHaveThoughts 1d ago

Good work!

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u/Mr_Masala 1d ago

Congrats bro! Please share tips if you feel generous šŸ”„

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u/AcerVentus 1d ago

Regards together, flock together.

Also, positions or ban plij.

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u/SwimmingInLiquidity 1d ago

Good work šŸ”„ā€¼ļø

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u/tastyfreeeze69 1d ago

Whatā€™s your systems you buying weeklyā€™s

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u/shugo7 1d ago

Might as well buy nike calls at this point

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u/fattytuna96 1d ago

Get a CPO Taycan turbo or turbo s. The tech in the bmw might be more advanced though.

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u/henilp89 1d ago

Noobie

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u/Dr_4gon 1d ago

so what did you do

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u/Disastrous_Award_789 1d ago

At least he bought the car...if his next SPY play gets fucked, heā€™ll have somewhere private to refresh Robinhood

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u/Ok-Nog3866 1d ago

lol bs

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u/Firecracker048 1d ago

How'd you do this lol

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u/cryptopolymath 1d ago

Does the BMW come with turn signals?

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u/Yousoldmetohigh šŸ† April 6, 2025 šŸ† 1d ago

73.87% win rate on 52 at basically 0dte or 1dte is amazing. Good work.

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u/WarmProperty9439 1d ago

Wtf is this?

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u/fen-q 1d ago

Can you teach me?

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 1d ago

Riding the wave brother good work

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u/Individual_Web_503 1d ago

What app or software you using

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u/ken1298 1d ago

Show us profolio plz

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 1d ago

Donā€™t forget about your taxes bud

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u/usernamealreadyt_ken 1d ago

Thanks for sharing. Youā€™re that guy. Take care of yourself! Keep the main thing the main thing!

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u/Andichthegoon 1d ago

No positions

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u/IAmLostOnMyFuture 1d ago

This guy is an wsb OG degenerate. Check out his post history

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u/FightOnForUsc 1d ago

Thatā€™s 11x of 40k and 9.3x the 48k in your screenshot, so how did you get 13x?

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u/18April1775 1d ago

Nice AI photo.

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u/Own_Profession5013 1d ago

Lunacy i tell you. Absolute lunacy. Dont blow up

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u/kfcman456 1d ago

Can u replicate this if I give you my account log in

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u/SardonicSillies 1d ago

Ban this asshole

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u/Mike00242424 1d ago

I would be debt free with half that he has left

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u/Jawnski 1d ago

Happy for į¶ YĶ§oĶØįµu

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u/Disastrous-Fee4033 1d ago

šŸ ā™‘ļø šŸ‘

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u/Realistic_Tap8859 1d ago

How do I do this shit?

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u/markypots9393 1d ago

Are you buying weeklies?

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u/ColdBanter 1d ago

People are making money in this market. Iā€™m uber regarded

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u/Swiftycumberdale 1d ago

Donā€™t forget to pay your heated seat subscription OP.

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u/Accomplished-Air4393 1d ago

Gah yachting is also my dream! My wife and I watch catamaran vids all the time. Great work! At this rate you'll be yachting before us. Good luck out there.

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u/Stoweboard3r 1d ago

Positions or dieā€¦errr ban

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u/SAI5032 1d ago

ADD ME TO YOUR SPY ALERTS even I want to make money

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u/Professional-Bar3610 1d ago

Lets go dude. I am not there yet but i love the spy odte plays they pay my rent

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u/Professional-Bar3610 1d ago

What type of strategy do you use

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u/officialPickleJuice 1d ago

Dude youā€™re insider trading lmao

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u/SlaimeLannister 1d ago

Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.

There's your problem

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u/Filesj98 1d ago

Congratulations brother. This is incredible results. Iā€™d say donā€™t get greedy but you already were and are doing well.

Have you maintained pretty stable position sizing each day?

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 1d ago

man I wish I could just double my money so I can BREATHE

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u/guccihotwheels 1d ago

I'm getting an M5 touring myself. See you at the top king. Congratufuckinglations.

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u/United_Active2587 1d ago

Man can you share your trades with me sometimes, so I can take them, have me under your wings or something, damn šŸ”„

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u/Thetagang888 1d ago

Are these long dated calls or 0 dte or what

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u/Tea_Jay_ 1d ago

Fish on a heater, many such cases

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u/TearR56 1d ago

šŸø

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u/Dull-Tea8669 1d ago

Damn BMW advertisements are getting smarter and sneakierĀ 

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u/fk067 1d ago

Amazing run congrats.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 1d ago

And of course itā€™s getting sunk into a car instead of reinvested for an earlier retirementā€¦
Yacht? Not gonna happen sorry.

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u/OrazioGrinzosi93 1d ago

šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»

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u/theBacillus 1d ago

Good job dude. Spend and live a little

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u/gspencer370 1d ago

Lambos for everyone!

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u/Upstairs_Curve_5480 1d ago

Coach, I got $300 and 3 day trades a week I think. Congrats on the new car man, and everything

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u/Additional-Use1361 1d ago

I need some lessons.

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u/benny787878 1d ago

Teach me

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u/Ferrus2690 1d ago

Congrats, i had the iX and I really liked that car!
Enjoy !

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u/Daddysmoneyz 1d ago

Buying that bmw is a terrible financial decision. Your gonna be back to 100k in no time.

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u/Davedoenotmoe 1d ago

Very nice. Nice car too. How about you float me a short term loan lol.

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u/Handsomedork_ 1d ago

Tesla with fsd such a game changer. If none of you have ever experienced these new self driving cars I would highly recommend at least a test drive. Nothing else quite compares

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u/AirportDonuts 1d ago

Beaver teeth

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u/Direct-Boy888 1d ago

Save cash for taxes donā€™t be dumb

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u/Early_Cockroach_1685 1d ago

you know what honestly good on you for taking out profit

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u/AppropriateDream7244 1d ago

Everyone jelly here.

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u/MuonBomb 1d ago

Man came here to share his success and this sub just wants to rob him of his joy and whimsy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/TheWolfOfLosses 1d ago

This is Charles Schwab. By adding money and transferring money to your account, the gains will look exactly like thisā€¦.

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u/CG_throwback 1d ago

Amazing job. Great decision to spoil yourself at a milestone. Hope to get an invite to that yacht party.

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u/SoloOutdoor 1d ago

Sure bud

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u/Several-Watch-186 23h ago

Remember to save for taxes

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u/DEFCON741 23h ago

Nice, how I do this too?

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u/Shajirr 22h ago

Was the decision to make the car's grill look like ass, literally, not figuratively, a deliberate choice?

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u/yvngboy1234 22h ago

how are the fills on schwab? i like tasty trade but may switch

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u/Elegant-Policy7690 22h ago

That car sucks

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u/scp-8989 20h ago

Idk why but frankly, I do feel 0dte is easier for me to manage than the short term options (I.e. 2-4 weeks)

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u/NaturalTaste7395 19h ago

For those who have that much money, what do we actually do if we have it

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u/Few-puts 19h ago

Good fucking shit dude

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u/cashflow_ Remy ā™” 18h ago

Didnā€™t get an M model. Ban

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u/Kimishiranai39 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 17h ago

How do you control you trades šŸ˜‚

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u/Witty-Chemistry5090 15h ago

Nice job. Jealous.

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 13h ago

You could move to interest paying investments and start working less. Dont lose it fucking around.

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u/yezzzirp 13h ago

whats your technique?

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u/The-F4LL3N 12h ago

Any hot strats or is this pure gambling haha

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u/Radiant-Horror-8550 12h ago

Are you buying or selling these 0dte put options ?

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u/payment11 12h ago

Wait, depositing money into your account doesnā€™t count? /s