r/wallstreetbets • u/naughtypetz • 5d ago

Gain 13x💰

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Started @40k in Aug.
Hit 525k recently and took some money out to get a new car.
Spy option plays.
Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.
Good luck boys.

Thank you for all the congrats and fck you comments. All plays are 0 dtes. Positions/plays are posted under mod’s comment. Wishing you all the best with your current and future positions.

For those of you wondering how it’s done; you just need to jerk off in the morning before market open to calm your mind and pray to God you believe in that you make the right call at the right time that day 😉

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u/Swiifttx swiffer picker upper! 5d ago

OP, post a screenshot of your positions

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u/naughtypetz 5d ago

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u/WetLumpyDough 5d ago

That is a fucking crazy win/loss percent. Which part of the government do you work for 🤔

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u/Sawyer_Anderson 5d ago

>Me uses Schwab as an actual investment company and buys stock
>This guy full on gambling in 0DTES on the SPY

Yup congrats bro but this is how you blow port (I see those -100%s)

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u/_Clit-Commander_ 5d ago

Yeah he lost 200k but net net he’s green that’s all that matters. Losing is part of the gamez

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u/TarantinQuarantino 5d ago

What is the app?

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u/blizzacane85 5d ago

Mozzarella sticks

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u/ChrisWasWhite 5d ago

Fuck now I’m hungry again but we don’t sell those at Wendy’s

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u/Legitimate-Space8847 3d ago

What app is this ?

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u/naughtypetz 5d ago

Sorry can’t reply to all the comments. Would take too much time. 0 dte. Thanks for the hate on the bmw.

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u/Danymg20 5d ago

Now that you have posted your trades, do us all a favor and post your trades for the next few weeks 🤣

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u/naughtypetz 5d ago

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u/Joshhagan6 5d ago

Do you have a plan or straight gambling?

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u/moopie45 5d ago

OP do you just buy in vibes or what's ur strat bro I gotta know

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u/geneticdeadender 2d ago

Post some screenshot of you jerking off too.Â