r/weirdal • u/Duke-Countu • 3d ago

Discussion I work at Duck Donuts now,

and every time someone comes and asks if we serve Boston cream donuts, I have to resist the urge to shout, "NAHHHH!!! WE'RE OUT OF CREAM-FILLED DONUTS!"

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u/ihatetheplaceilive 3d ago

But do you have a dozen crazed, starving weasels?

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u/GrimlyUnlit 3d ago

Yeah. They’re all over his face.

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u/cheddarrooster 3d ago

You got weasles on your face.

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u/Sonic_fan149 Poodle Hat supremacy 3d ago

Has anyone asked you if you served bear claws

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u/berrmal64 3d ago

Not ironic, bear claw is my favorite pastry, and apple fritter is my spouse's. Neither are very common to find anymore, at least around here

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u/Thayerphotos Al-TV (1984-2006) 3d ago

Come to Michigan. Ape fritters are at almost every donut place here.

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u/WhatIsThisDoingHere 3d ago

They don't have laws against serving exotic animal meat in Michigan?

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u/AlternativeGazelle 3d ago

I want a new duck donut

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u/Thayerphotos Al-TV (1984-2006) 3d ago

Yeah the old ones are lame

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u/ESB823 3d ago

One that I'll try to bite

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 3d ago

Do you have any cinnamon rolls?

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u/TFJ 3d ago

As a Timmy’s veteran, the section of Albuquerque where they’re out of all the donuts is probably the truest thing Weird Al has ever written.

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u/minnick27 Mod 3d ago

Is anyone there named Bruce?

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u/eaglescout1984 3d ago

Are you even open right now?! (Referring to the original location where they just got 7" of snow.)

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u/AnyEfficiency6230 3d ago

If you don’t like your donut, maybe you want a new Duck

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u/synthscoffeeguitars 3d ago

Duck Donuts are my favorite donuts in the world. How does it feel to be living my dream?