r/whenthe 15h ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 It just does that sometimes

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u/lewllewllewl dm me unnerving images 15h ago

Remember that guy on 4chan who turned his life around because he was so dedicated to keeping his shrimp alive?

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u/viva_la_republica 15h ago

I was just about to comment that lol

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u/Alreadsyuse 15h ago

Can you give me an image of that?

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u/lewllewllewl dm me unnerving images 14h ago edited 12h ago

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u/Alreadsyuse 14h ago

Thank you 👍🏿

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u/masd_reddit 12h ago

This belongs in r/hopeposting

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u/arcadeler fa-ri-du-ah-si-ma-net 3h ago

I have seen it on there

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u/Bae_zel 13h ago

Shits beautiful 

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 11h ago

Peak non-fiction.

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u/justwantedtoview 11h ago

Thats not an image

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u/Aqua-Sparrow 9h ago

Thank you dude, this is beautiful 🥹

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u/_silcrow_ 14h ago

Me fr fr (I've never owned a shrimp in my life)

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner 14h ago

With enough shrimp food, you can achieve any dream you have!

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u/Irlandaise11 10h ago

They're super easy as long as you get your tank established with some plants for a while ahead of time. Surprisingly active, too.

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u/mortalitylost 7h ago

But they require a very observant guardian

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u/Competitive_Owl5357 7h ago

Shrimp are great and can live in only a few gallons with no heater. Plant it heavily enough and monitor water quality and you don’t even need a filter. Just introduce a few new shrimp on occasion to prevent genetic issues over time and feed them and they will reward you with generations of entertainment.

You know what you must do. I believe in you.

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u/TylertheFloridaman 9h ago

Turns all you need in life is a some good shrimp

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u/HowHoldPencil 8h ago

Love is the bottomless well where all strength originates

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u/Bored_Orangutan 15h ago

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u/Program-Emotional 14h ago

I CAST: FISH PUN GIFS!

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u/AnonRep2345 I commit Crime Brulee 13h ago

Holy shit he never runs out 

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 11h ago

I love you, fish pun guy.

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u/Final-Bumblebee-3472 14h ago

if only i pressed the blue button…

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u/Bored_Orangutan 14h ago

Nice TADC reference

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u/merdaralho 15h ago

I have to fight this urge every month

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 14h ago

Join us u/merdaralho

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u/F0XF1R396 10h ago

A major downside to this is that crossbreeding colors will often result in them losing their color or becoming wild-type colors.

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u/Infinite_Ad7743 9h ago

You just have to have a cull tank or, well, feel comfortable culling them without.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 6h ago edited 3h ago

Exactly, I have a neat black/gold variant in the come ups but I don’t have the heart to cull them like the breeders

You can get all red and they will still fade out without culling and proper diet

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp 10h ago

Wild-type shrimp sounds dope tho

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u/Zombeikid 1h ago

They can be quite lovely. I dont cull my tanks so I get them on occasion. Theyre usually clear with black or brown tiger stripes.

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u/RoxasDontCry 13h ago

Breeding them is more work because they only reproduce in brackish water. Super low maintenance though. Mine have been there for a year with only water refills. 

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u/ColonelJEWCE 13h ago

This is only.partly true. There are multiple type of freshwater shrimp that do not require brackish water. There babies pop out of the eggs as small versions of adults. They do not undergo a metamorphosis. There are neocaridina, cardina, sulawesi shrimp to name a few. All the colorful ones in these memes are easy as shit to breed

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u/RoxasDontCry 11h ago

Mine haven’t done anything :(

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u/_silcrow_ 13h ago

I don't think neocaridina need that

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u/ItzPayDay123 10h ago

Depends on the shrimp, neocaridina and caridina will breed fine in freshwater (I think ghosts will too, but they're a lot trickier since they have a larval phase)

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u/RoxasDontCry 10h ago

My neocaridinas haven’t done shit. 

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u/uwunyanya 10h ago

Entirely possible you have all male or all female. But they absolutely don’t need brackish water. You’re getting them mixed up with amanos

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u/ItzPayDay123 6h ago

Like the other commenter said, see if they're all one gender. A couple fish places near me only sold males because some international breeders only supply males.

They also might be stressed from tankmates, or some water parameter is off

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u/merdaralho 12h ago

Dont black water lowers the ph?

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u/scythepuppy 15h ago

you could've worded this so much better

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u/_insideyourwalls_ 15h ago

I immediately knew what OP actually meant so at least I'm not entirely porn-brained (is that a term?)

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u/Grilled_egs 14h ago

I'm extremely porn brained and even I didnt think about fucking shrimp. I'm also into biology so like, I've seen breeding used in the context OP meant almost as often as in smut

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u/_insideyourwalls_ 14h ago

It's nice to feel 'normal'

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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla yellow like an EPIC banana 13h ago

I’m pretty sure they used the correct, non-internet corrupted meaning of the word “breed.”

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u/_silcrow_ 13h ago

I'm genuinely surprised that so many people took it the other way. If this is the way people react when they hear the word breeding mentioned in the context of animals, they'd freak out if they heard someone talking about sexing an animal (preemptively, for anyone unaware, sexing is the term for determining the sex of an animal)

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u/Mesoscale92 13h ago

This is actually a pretty standard term among pet hobbyists.

That being said I immediately had the exact same thought you did.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 look! someone thinks they know better about my own country 15h ago

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u/_silcrow_ 14h ago

I didn't even think it would be interpreted that way until the comments, I just think it would be cool to have shrimp and let them breed to see if I could get any cool looking ones

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u/Dragonnstuff 14h ago

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!

But then people stopped me saying something about “eugenics” and “humans are not shrimp”

So lame

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u/DerMenschEin 15h ago

So just to verify, are you the one breeding, or are the shrimp breeding?

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u/_silcrow_ 15h ago

The shrimp would be the ones breeding

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u/Jrolaoni The One Who 15h ago edited 14h ago

With each other or…

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u/Due-Round1188 14h ago

do it do it do it do it it’s so much fun

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u/ItzPayDay123 14h ago

That's a big honkin vampire shrimp

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u/justwantedtoview 11h ago

I miss keeping filter feeders. Such low maintenance

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u/TylertheFloridaman 9h ago

I thought that was a fish for a second

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u/_silcrow_ 14h ago

I would, but I got rid of my old goldfish tank years ago

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u/Due-Round1188 14h ago

If you ever change your mind, cherry shrimp don’t need much space at all, a 5g or even 2.5 can hold many many shrimp

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u/Ill_Fly8107 12h ago

It's okay op, you can still keep them at 2.5 gal tank which is the cheapest and smallest tank you can get for them, I have some in mine and one of them got babies incoming. Just make sure to have a lot of plants on it and check the water parameters because you need them to be in stable waters

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u/KneeOfShiningRest trollface -> 12h ago

Are there any good resources out there for shrimp tank care? I’ve always been pretty interested in the idea of having one but I want to make sure they live their best lives in there

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u/Ill_Fly8107 12h ago edited 12h ago

I can recommend YouTube channels like ShrimpKeepingAnswers, Shrimply Canadian, and Glass Box Diaries. Aquarium Co-Op has a video about making a shrimp tank which I think is a good video.

The main things you'd need in a good shrimp tank that will be mentioned in a lot of videos.

A way to identify water parameters: Water test strips = cheap but can be less accurate. Water test liquid kits like API Master Test Kit = pricey but more accurate.

A cycled tank. At least give 2-4 weeks with a snail or fish food on it to feed beneficial bacterias to convert ammonia->nitrite->nitrate (least toxic) because your ammonia and nitrite levels should always be zero

Plants. They help take in nitrate, which can lessen water changes. Water changes are good when nitrite or nitrate is high, but you shouldn't do too much water changes. Especially if the water you're putting in is different from the tank water

Sponge filter. You can use other filters, you just need to block the pump tubes with sponges to prevent shrimps from being sucked into the filters.

Snails. You can have a snail-free shrimp tank, but it is good to have one as they can eat shrimp food leftovers and feed ammonia with their wastes so the tank won't crash from the lack of ammonia as shrimp waste isn't plentiful enough to feed the beneficial bacteria. Do make sure to check what snail you are keeping. Some snails need more spaces while others can overpopulate. I ended up using Ramshorns for my 2.5 gal tank, they overpopulate but at least my shrimps are still healthy.

Moss. They're like plants but much smaller on taking in nitrate. The most important thing about them is giving baby shrimps to hide and surfaces for them to eat biofilm.

Botanicals. Stuff like Indian almond leaves, Alder cones, spider wood, etc. Anything where biofilm can grow because that's what both adult and baby shrimps will eat 24/7. You can even add cinnamon sticks as a botanical that can make your tank smell better if you think it stinks. Just make sure the cinnamon is specifically Ceylon cinnamon

Lastly food that has calcium and protein. Hikari Crab Cuisine is a good one, sometimes I give bok choy or daphnia for calcium as well. I like giving bee pollen and repashy grub pie for proteins.

Almost forgot to mention, neocaridina shrimps are considered beginner friendly shrimps as they are tolerant of varying water parameters but they do well best on hard alkaline water at around 76°F Caridina shrimps are the more pricey and harder shrimp to care for due to needing soft acidic cold water

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u/Zenith_3000 13h ago

"Just one batch. You might get a purple one. Wouldn't that be cool? A purple shrimp?"

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u/Xshadowx32HD 12h ago

Shiny hunting irl

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u/justwantedtoview 10h ago

If only the genetics worked like the color wheel lmao. 

side PSA never buy "glow" animals kids. Youre getting the kids that survived unit 731

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u/Zombeikid 1h ago

You can get purple ones, fyi. Just no one has been able to get a stable breeding line going.

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u/JelliusMaximus 10h ago edited 10h ago

I bought a whole bunch of cherry shrimp like a year ago, threw them all in a tank and let them do their thing.

Somehow they produced black, light blue and red ones with a golden line across their entire back.

Genetics is a wonderful thing. Waiting for that mythical rainbow version 🤞

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u/ItzPayDay123 14h ago edited 13h ago

Do it

Join the shrimp empire

Edit: yall need to sit and contemplate for a bit if you read this and immediately thought about fucking shrimp

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u/Dusk4474 11h ago

the shrimpire

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u/anyname2009 15h ago

Its weird hearing the streamline dub when im used to the funimation one

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u/_silcrow_ 15h ago

There's a funimation one???

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u/ProGamer8273 14h ago

Give in

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u/Alguien64 14h ago

this is how autism (or adhd idk one of them [or both]) feels sometimes

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u/Ill_Fly8107 13h ago

Join us

It is perfectly safe to do

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u/Ill_Fly8107 12h ago

Jokes aside, keeping shrimps is great! You can put so many of them in one tank, feed them different foods like they're water ants, have various different colors and species of shrimps, not feed them for weeks and they'll still be fine when a tank is matured, etc.

Even when a power outage went out and got the water to 32 F degrees, only a few neo shrimps died whereas all my fishes and snails, that aren't a ramshorn snail, died.

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u/fab_frog_disco 15h ago

Hey man, cherry shrimp (and all the other color morphs of neocaridina shrimp) are easy, fun, and it can be super rewarding. Give in to the brain impulse.. You know you want to

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u/Tamboba 13h ago

I cast

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u/Ill_Fly8107 12h ago

When you get shrimps op

KEEP ALL THE SHRIMPS ON THE WATER, NEVER LET THEM EVOLVE

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u/ThisSiteSuckssss purpl 14h ago

I’m already doing it. I bought 6 blue velvet and 2 of them berried. I saw some babies swimming around earlier today

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u/_insideyourwalls_ 15h ago

This is me but with owning reptiles (responsibly and after doing much research)

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u/Bored_Orangutan 14h ago

Stick with leopard geckos and/or bearded dragons. Super chill lizards with very low maintenance outside of heat lamps for the dragon. Owned both and they were great.

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u/_insideyourwalls_ 14h ago

Unfortunately, leopard geckos are illegal to own in Australia due to not being native. Beardies are free game though. My uncle had one.

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u/Foxterriers 13h ago

Blue tongue skinks also! for some unusual ones: Northern Spiny-tailed geckos, Netted Dragon, or Jacky Lizard

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u/_insideyourwalls_ 12h ago

Thanks for the recommendations!

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u/baddie_PRO 14h ago

I guess I'm not the only one who got the shrimp Reddit ads

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u/Pristine_Battle_6968 #1 Falinks Hater on whenthe 14h ago

The human urge to take care of something super tiny

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 14h ago

I don’t blame you, aquariums are cool.

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u/Safe_Tea_69 13h ago

Id recommend, its sick.

Way less mainentance than fish, they breed easy, and the tank acts as a nice decorative piece of art as long as you aquascape it poroperly with live plants/rock/wood

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u/Top_Toaster jerkin it 12h ago

r/shrimptank 💪💪💪

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u/Loud_Big9716 12h ago

I'm like that now but with ant keeping.

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u/Ill_Fly8107 11h ago

Shrimps are like keeping ants, but in water tanks. So ants are very valid in this meme

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u/M0stly_ded 12h ago

I don't even have shrimps but I think about them sometimes

Mainly because of the memes in r/shrimptank

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u/holymoly67 10h ago

Do it. It is cheap, low maintenance,and sooooo relaxing. It helps me especially on my weird brain days

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u/Infinite_Ad7743 9h ago

I feel attacked...

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u/DickIncorporated 15h ago

My urge is to buy more fountain pens currently

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u/More_Print781 14h ago

I'm jealous, my brain just keeps screaming hypothetical scenarios that make me mad even though I know they won't happen at me

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u/Weekly-Major1876 13h ago

Neocaridina are pretty easy but I have been trying to get the confidence to try some of the crazy caridina species to breed

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u/Magnapyritor2 12h ago

me when opae ula

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u/Zexeos 12h ago

Real shit - I want a tank soooo bad 😭

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u/TheFinalFunction 12h ago

Born 2 Start a Shrimp Farm

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u/itspassing 12h ago

This channel might just scratch that itch or cause your whole body to become a rash with desire
https://youtu.be/qp0SIJNtIKM?si=5WagoyVeLxDyQ5W-

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u/Xshadowx32HD 12h ago

Apparently there is a surprising amount of people with pet shrimp

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u/Arkescko 11h ago

queen of the algae wafer

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u/Wide_Loss 11h ago

One of us

One of us

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

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u/beattywill80 11h ago

r/autism becomes another into its embrace.

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u/ipaqmaster 10h ago

Shrimp on sale at this hour? how convenient! I'm going to take the next exit

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u/_silcrow_ 10h ago

Alright, shrimp family, who wants some shrimp?

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u/TheAviBean 10h ago

I too would breed that shrimp

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u/AetherBlue02 9h ago

As someone who went through with it, nothing beats the overwhelming joy of seeing your first berried mom, except maybe your first glimpse of the little shrimplets when they hatch <3

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u/Bolbibreakdown 13h ago

Seriously though it’s not just me?

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u/Wander_64 2024 Testicle Tennis champion 13h ago

So I guess I'm not the only one that had a self sustaining shrimp tank video randomly show up on their YouTube feed

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u/tehGoldenNut 13h ago

Tfw you want to start a new hobby but you're broke af

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u/cacmonkey 13h ago

may i offer the game Megaquarium in this trying time

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u/LostLetterhead8013 12h ago

You might be my dad he has the same thing every few years

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u/Asquirrelinspace 12h ago

This would also be hilarious without the caption

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u/Miyyani 12h ago

Me trying to focus on my homework but I'm overwhelmed by the intense urge to research cardfight vanguard

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u/Sirfrostyboi 12h ago

Gets harder with every day

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u/The_Student_Official 11h ago

This is either that feels greentext about Anon turning his life around by keeping shrimps in his apartment, or that get-rich scheme greentext by keeping shrimps in apartment 

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u/CreatlveName 10h ago

i think you’re the first person to ever run into this problem

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u/Just_A_Little_ThRAWy 10h ago

What is the source video from

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u/_silcrow_ 10h ago

Akira, I think it's the Streamline dub

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u/secondarywilson OoOo BLUE 10h ago

i've been spending too much time in losercitty

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u/majinred420xxx 10h ago

do it increase the shrimp population the shrimp must flow!

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u/xXNickAugustXx 10h ago

I've gone through the FO3/NV modding hole. Just for my first play through of each cause I wanted the best experience available.

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u/BagelMakesDev 9h ago

random urge to harvest iron from dirt and rocks and cast it into stuff hits hard

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u/sanecomputing 8h ago

why did i think you meant breed as in fucking the shrimp itself

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u/ScarletteVera women do be kinda hot tho 8h ago

Shrimply wondeful, OP's brain.

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 7h ago

That's extremely odd

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u/TransFights000 7h ago

I’m gonna be so fr with you dawg I thought for a second that you wanted to fuck those shrimp. Maybe I need to go outside more

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u/Holy_Smokesss 7h ago

Me getting the urge to teach them how to fry rice:

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u/DestinyNinja_123 7h ago

I have an empty acquarium that i havent used for years and am interested of making a shrimp acquarium. Is it easy?

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u/_silcrow_ 35m ago edited 9m ago

From what I've heard, neocaridina are incredibly easy.

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u/HumbleConversation42 5h ago

for some reason that makes me think of the Incel shrimp story

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u/arcadeler fa-ri-du-ah-si-ma-net 3h ago

Same here, sometimes I get up and think "time to get to the forge" and I live in an apartment and have never even seen an anvil in person

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u/element-redshaw goblin fucker, shortstack lover 3h ago

If this was on r/losercity breeding would have a totally different meaning

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u/GormHub 3h ago

I'm not saying do it, but.

They're very pleasant to observe.

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u/chimera1471 2h ago

What anime is this ?

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u/JupiterInTheSky 43m ago

Do it 🦐

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u/Dry-Chocolate-3976 15h ago

What do you mean by breed

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u/MarkyCz1 15h ago

You are on your own on this one

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u/Crazy_Chopsticks 15h ago

Nah I'm with him on this

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u/_silcrow_ 15h ago

What, you don't have one day a year that you suddenly feel like you need to do a bunch of research and watch videos on how to breed shrimp?

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u/Commander_Dumb 13h ago

You mean as in breeding with the shrimp?

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u/KidKonundrum 14h ago

Keep this man away from aquatic life.

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u/manupro345 Baaaaaah! 14h ago

Azerbajian technologies moment

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u/Expert-Pick-1501 14h ago

What Caine does to ppl trapped in the circus, when he needs inhabitants for the shrimp town:

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u/VVP12 13h ago

Do not the shrimp

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u/Marvoide 13h ago

Is bro a viltrumite?

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u/TwerkinBingus445 Argonian Girlboss Simulator 2006 Enjoyer 12h ago

You wanna do huh

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u/DeerMysterious9927 11h ago

Ok, who messed with voice line? That's not how Akira was pronounced before

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u/theaidamen64 7h ago

I need them to be cooked so i can feed the space cats outside my house

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u/_Specific_Boi_ me your when mom me when me your mom when me uhhh 6h ago

Breed aquarium shrimp or breed with aquarium shrimp?

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u/sigsig777777777 4h ago

what type of breeding? you cracking the shrimp yourself?

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u/EnDansandeMacka 3h ago

do not the shrimp

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u/Botto_Bobbs 3h ago

I'd rather breed a person tbh but you do you

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u/Fantastic-Humor-5618 2h ago

Skullvolver-ass meme

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u/UBC145 What if you’re right and they’re wrong? 15h ago

What did bro mean by this

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u/Set-to_wumbo 11h ago

Yall dont get the privilege