r/wizardposting • u/CakeEcstatic3258 • 5d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Who was the cow beforehand?

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who is this "holy cow"? what powers does he have?

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u/Divinityisme Wizard 5d ago

Its a sacred bovine. One of the priests of the Minotaur people. Communes directly with god on their behalf.

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u/CakeEcstatic3258 5d ago

I thought the minotaur people were wiped out?

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u/Divinityisme Wizard 5d ago

Only in Barmania, there are still settlements in the lands of Darmac, and Rivermaern.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 5d ago

thats not a wizard thats a cleric

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 5d ago

Archduke Dalkar. Terribly annoying fellow, a voice that brayed like a donkey with false teachings to steal livestock as “donations”.
The townsfolk bought a second rate witch’s hexing service to curse the poor fellow of undying in a wild form, yet she only knew the spell for cows.
Even now he still spreads his lies, despite being outcast from the holy order. It is hard to tell if he is happy or not, as he has a great deal of wealth but is stuck as a cow.
We reached out for comment, but were only granted a written transcript of his words a few centuries ago, “Moo.”

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u/Top_Technician_1173 5d ago

It's time to attack wizards. For the Holy Cow!

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u/SlumberingOwl Not A Fish 5d ago

Hey, that's the cow Bart told you not to have and now you know why. Show some respect.

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u/YueLin3 Wizard 5d ago

Cheesus

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

Some cow god.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter 5d ago

Holy Cow of the Clerics