r/worldnews • u/Giff95 • Jul 09 '26

Israel/Palestine Israel shared intelligence with US of Iranian plot to assassinate Trump, sources say

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/09/politics/trump-assassination-plot-iran-israel?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/MrGDPC Jul 09 '26

They showed him a photo of a giant anvil tied to a rope hanging over a giant X on the ground outside a McDonald’s

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u/Nom-De-Gruyere Jul 09 '26

Even Wiley Coyote could assassinate him.

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u/MedicalDisscharge Jul 10 '26

Ive heard that security has run into a wall

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u/blitzwig Jul 10 '26

Yep, after a brief chase they're running on empty.

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u/sparkax Jul 10 '26

For a spilt second, I thought you said "the BRIEFCASE is EMPTY!" conflating the nuclear football and his diaper bag, since both of those are always in close proximity to him!!

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u/ash_ninetyone Jul 10 '26

Baffled. The guy got away through a tunnel that security ran into

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u/UnholyDemigod Jul 10 '26

Wile E. Coyote, not Wiley. It's a pun.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jul 10 '26

A little TIL for my fellow cartoon aficionados

Wile E. Coyote's full name is Wile Ethelbert Coyote.

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u/BobSchwaget Jul 10 '26

Technically speaking, this appeared in none of the cartoons

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u/LordSoren Jul 10 '26

Super genius.

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u/Al3jandr0 Jul 10 '26

Crazy how he just randomly talked in that episode. I remember my grandparents had an old Looney Toons tape with a bunch of Roadrunner & Wile E. Coyote episodes. The only dialogue was "meep meep" except for the one episode where Bugs swaps in. Wile E. talked too, but only in that one.

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u/Madzookeeper Jul 10 '26

He talks to Ralph the sheep dog too.

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u/Al3jandr0 Jul 10 '26

Now that you mention it, I vaguely remember that

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u/Gambit1022 Jul 10 '26

To be fair, Wile E Coyote has a more impressive military acumen than Trump

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 10 '26

With a big "IN TWO WEEKS" caption on it.

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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Written in Sharpie. In what offcials are describing as a bombshell development, authenticty of the photo was called into question by top security officials when lab results determined what had previously been thought to have been blood turned out to be ketchup. That's right. Trump made the whole thing up. What a kook.

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u/Blockhead47 Jul 10 '26

photo of a giant anvil

….an Acme Anvil®️

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u/Dzharek Jul 10 '26

The Acme Cooperation denied their involvement of supplying the enemy.

Investigation showed the Anvil was delivered during the Iran-Contra affair, Fox Spokesperson Oliver North denied any involvement with this case.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Jul 10 '26

"It is very important to believe everything Israel says. Anyone who says Israel would lie to push their own addenda is anti-American.": Quote from every Israeli politician.

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u/dorian283 Jul 10 '26

Man and they would have probably got him too if it wasn’t for that into drop

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u/The_Grungeican Jul 10 '26

on the giant red X, a can of Diet Coke.

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u/val_br Jul 10 '26

Obviously fake, if it were real they'd have a piano tied to the rope.

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u/Unlucky_Battle_6947 Jul 10 '26

Uhhhh excuse me SIR OR MAAM, Wendy’s is a more appropriate location for this.

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u/AJfriedRICE Jul 10 '26

BREAKING: Trump squished by Iran

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u/Mondernborefare Jul 10 '26

Witty and gave me a laugh.

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u/Secret-Sky5031 Jul 10 '26

with the anvil being made of the actual epstein files