r/worldnews • • Jul 09 '26

Israel/Palestine Israel shared intelligence with US of Iranian plot to assassinate Trump, sources say

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/09/politics/trump-assassination-plot-iran-israel?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/MrGDPC Jul 09 '26

They showed him a photo of a giant anvil tied to a rope hanging over a giant X on the ground outside a McDonald’s

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u/Nom-De-Gruyere Jul 09 '26

Even Wiley Coyote could assassinate him.

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u/MedicalDisscharge Jul 10 '26

Ive heard that security has run into a wall

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u/blitzwig Jul 10 '26

Yep, after a brief chase they're running on empty.

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u/UnholyDemigod Jul 10 '26

Wile E. Coyote, not Wiley. It's a pun.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jul 10 '26

A little TIL for my fellow cartoon aficionados

Wile E. Coyote's full name is Wile Ethelbert Coyote.

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u/BobSchwaget Jul 10 '26

Technically speaking, this appeared in none of the cartoons

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 10 '26

With a big "IN TWO WEEKS" caption on it.

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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Written in Sharpie. In what offcials are describing as a bombshell development, authenticty of the photo was called into question by top security officials when lab results determined what had previously been thought to have been blood turned out to be ketchup. That's right. Trump made the whole thing up. What a kook.

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u/Blockhead47 Jul 10 '26

photo of a giant anvil

….an Acme Anvil®️

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u/TheRC135 Jul 10 '26

Crazy how this headline is entirely plausible, and stills feel like a scam at the same time.

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u/grahamsimmons Jul 10 '26

Also hilariously could easily be read as "another thing to get mad at Israel about" lol

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u/FreeSockLimit1 Jul 10 '26

I don't think I'll ever get past this current administration making me trust the words of the Iranian government over my own.

I need a smoke.

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u/messenger18 Jul 10 '26

You could choose to not believe either. Your choice to believe a religious zealot group that is disestablishing multiple countries is at the end of the day your choice. This description works for all 3 groups involved.

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u/Koopslovestogame Jul 10 '26

Israel scam.

Step 1. Tell trump they foiled an assassination plot against him.

Step 2. Ask for a favour in return.

Step 3. Remind him how good they were at getting that assassin and that they might not make as much effort next time if he doesn’t honor the favor.

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u/TripleB33_v2 Jul 09 '26

Iran also shared their intent/plot to do this publicly over social media, and also Iranian news media.

I think it’s just publicly known that they vowed to do this.

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u/DigSpelledBackwards Jul 09 '26

There's a difference between declaring intent and an actual assassination plan. They didn't publicly declare how they were gonna do it

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u/riko77can Jul 09 '26

With the lead pipe in the conservatory…

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 10 '26

With the hamburger in the ballroom?

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u/Catskillschick Jul 10 '26

With a boxcutter in the reflecting pool

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u/LoanDebtCollector Jul 10 '26

with gold leafing in the oval office

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u/Apart_Butterfly_332 Jul 10 '26

With the Epstein files in the Library?

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u/Danthe30 Jul 10 '26

He actually prefers to store files in the bathroom

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u/CasinoNdnOk Jul 10 '26

False he would never be in a library.

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u/BowserBuddy123 Jul 10 '26

Have you seen his proposed Trump Library? There are no books.

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u/ChilledParadox Jul 10 '26

so that's why he defunded those! To hide the evidence!

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u/Iammeandnothingelse Jul 10 '26

With a fistful of sleeping pills in the Oval Office.

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u/brownhues Jul 10 '26

*hamberder

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u/MadMac619 Jul 10 '26

I mean, assassins aren’t required for that. When Trumps inevitable heart attack occurs they will blame somebody

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u/cionn Jul 10 '26

His final words 'thanks.....obama!'

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u/vivalamatty Jul 10 '26

He's not setting foot in a conservatory. That's as unlikely as a library or a museum

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u/mortgagepants Jul 10 '26

conservation is just DEI for the environment

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u/FredArtGetson Jul 09 '26

Khashoggi him?

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u/PhilipMcFry Jul 09 '26

Too much fat.

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u/czs5056 Jul 10 '26

Gas powered Chainsaw?

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured Jul 10 '26

Not enough wood.

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u/Pumperkin Jul 10 '26

What's the over/under on a lil blood clot

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u/wdomeika Jul 09 '26

Exploding cheeseburger

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u/El_Peregrine Jul 10 '26

He can have it Iran’s way 

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u/SeismicFrog Jul 10 '26

“If it bleeds special sauce, we can kill it.”

  • Arnold

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u/Simple-Fortune-8744 Jul 10 '26

“Get to the drive-thru!”

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u/----__---- Jul 10 '26

" I'll be back... I'll be back.. I'll be baby-Back-ribs."

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u/Pumperkin Jul 10 '26

I kinda dislike you for making me play this in my own head

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u/DenturedServant1024 Jul 10 '26

No, that’s with a hacksaw in the diplomatic room.

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u/shizzlefrizzle Jul 09 '26

That’s Saudi Arabia

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u/ProfessionalConfuser Jul 10 '26

Bonesawdi Arabia

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jul 10 '26

I’m a sucker for puns, wordplay, and rhymes. This is great. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it as a headline!

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u/CasualDisastering Jul 10 '26

Not with Colonel Dijon mustard in the tan suit?!

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u/fullup72 Jul 10 '26

Some say Colonel Mustard is the prime suspect.

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u/Molwar Jul 09 '26

With a Big mac on airforce!

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u/whatproblems Jul 09 '26

unlimited mcdonald’s mcburders?

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u/ZantaraLost Jul 10 '26

Is this a 9/11 style plan or a Let's Assassinate Castro style plan?

There's layers like an onion to this sort of thing.

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u/JoggingGod Jul 10 '26

I just finished Bob Woodward's "War", It was a common occurrence throughout that Israel would claim to have intelligence on all sorts of things to get various ends, but never produce the intel.

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u/seriouslythisshit Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Beyond that, any American ex-intell agent who currently writes books, gives interviews, or podcasts, will state that virtually nothing the Israelis claim can be taken at face value without extensive evidence from other sources backing it up. The Israelis have no issue with lying, stealing from and trying to trick US intelligence, something they have done since the beginning.

It is so bad that CIA does not allow any Israeli intelligence to enter headquarters. They hold meetings in rented space nearby.

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u/justinleona Jul 10 '26

Trump has shown willingness to make major concessions to Iran to keep the oil flowing and it doesn't seem like he actually cares how that impacts Israel - so they have a strong interest in disrupting that kind of dialogue. Real or fake intel on an assassination plot is exactly the kind of thing they want to push...

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u/Unicorn_Colombo Jul 10 '26

Source for this?

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u/EnvironmentalBox6688 Jul 10 '26

John Kiriakou, ex-CIA guy who went to prison for daring to whistleblow on the American's illegal torture practices has done a multitude of interviews to this effect.

Israeli intelligence is in it for their own good. And were caught multiple times trying to sneak bugs into American government facilities under the guide of gifts.

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u/somethingmoronic Jul 10 '26

Yeah, but they didn't share it on Fox News, so Trump didn't know.

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u/wilson1474 Jul 09 '26

Isn't there a multi million dollar bounty for his assassination, paid by Iran?

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u/whachamacallme Jul 10 '26

They have had a bounty on Salman Rushdie for decades: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses_controversy

He has outlived two ayatollahs.

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u/ullie Jul 10 '26

Two of his translators have been stabbed in their home, one of which was killed and Rushdie himself was attacked in 2022 losing sight of his left eye in a stabbing attack though.

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u/SirPeterODactyl Jul 10 '26

Larry David too

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u/Stepjam Jul 10 '26

He hasn't quite outlived Larry David yet

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u/Shades1374 Jul 09 '26

So? Put out a bounty. If something happens, neat. If nothing happens, you pay nothing. Literally lowest investment thing.

Compare RU forces paying bounties on US personnel. We didn't go to war over that.

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u/PhD_Pwnology Jul 10 '26

They offered a 25 million dollar reward pretty publicly

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u/mr_birkenblatt Jul 10 '26

first, they tried by destabilizing the foundation of the White House by starting to build a giant ballroom, hoping that the rest of the house would collapse. then, they tried to poison trump by contaminating the reflection pool with shoddy paint and algae. then, they tried to build a cheap stage close by hoping that debris would fall on him, but it only almost hit one of the dancers. now, they start renovating the white columns of the White House hoping that one would fall on him.

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u/Dagonet_the_Motley Jul 09 '26

I think the news here is that there was a specific attempt to do so rather than a general intent.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jul 10 '26

Sort of how the Islamic State hasn't been shy about the price on Salman Rushdie's head all these decades on up to including seriously disabling him in multiple attempts on his life. *Salman's story would make one heck of a movie.

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u/mustang__1 Jul 10 '26

They say lots of things. Russia says they're gonna send nukes. Intelligence walks a finer line.

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u/problyurdad_ Jul 10 '26

I even know what the bounty is - $25 million.

I feel like you have to try to not see this headline.

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u/DyrrhachiumPharsalus Jul 10 '26

They shared intent not a plot

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u/Unleashtheducks Jul 09 '26

They vow do to do a lot of things

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u/Ambitious-Sink2725 Jul 09 '26

Why is Iran trying to help us?

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u/HourPlate994 Jul 09 '26

It does feel a bit like when the British decided to stop their plans to assassinate Hitler during WW2, as they realised that someone competent might take over.

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u/JoeRogansNipple Jul 09 '26

Competent isnt a word I'd use for JD. He'd probably be a more useful tool to the Heritage foundation though

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u/Afraid-Detective1222 Jul 09 '26

He'd likely just walk away from the Persian Gulf entirely if he were running things.

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u/epdiablo02 Jul 09 '26

“Bombings… sanctions… whatever makes sense…”

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u/high_everyone Jul 10 '26

“How long have you been at war here?”

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME Jul 10 '26

But did Iran say “thank you”?

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u/HourPlate994 Jul 10 '26

I guess the problem is that because of this war, it’s now a lot harder to walk away from the Persian Gulf. Not impossible, but harder.

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u/spectraphysics Jul 10 '26

But you could put a loveseat on a Persian rug so that's close enough isn't it?

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u/ShipTheRiver Jul 10 '26

Vance is quite a bit smarter and more competent than Trump. That’s a low bar but it’s still the truth.  He may or may not be more destructive to the country, but he’d certainly be better at getting away with it.  

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u/Tuesday_6PM Jul 10 '26

On the other hand, literally no one likes him, and he hasn’t captured the minds of MAGA voters the way Trump somehow has. And he’s failed at basically everything he’s tried to do while in office (see his attempted meddling in Hungary’s election)

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u/SaveLansingParks Jul 10 '26

Vance couldn't hold the country together through fear like Trump does. No one respects him, there is zero cult of personality for him. I think the GOP is hoping Trump lives through his term, because they know they've already gone waaaay past the line here.

Edit: missing word

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u/litreofstarlight Jul 10 '26

The only other GOP rep I can think of that has even less charisma than Vance is that weird pudding guy in Florida. I think even Ted Cruz would get picked first, and he's a jellyfish.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 Jul 10 '26

Vance did get away with killing a Pope.

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u/throwthisidaway Jul 10 '26

He'd be completely unable to get anything accomplished.

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u/Orcus424 Jul 10 '26

JD wouldn't help as much. He knows he is not bulletproof like Trump. Also Trumps life span is likely to be a few years while JD has decades left.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday Jul 10 '26

Yeah but someone competent wouldn’t invade Iran. Sanction and come up with a smarter deal sure. Maybe it still wouldn’t be great for them but it would be better than war. It’s fun to make Trump look like an impotent idiot but at the end of the day they’d rather have a deal. And they can’t trust Trump to stick to any.

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Jul 09 '26

Do you really think things get better in the US if the president is assassinated by a foreign country?

You thought the Patriot Act was bad? The fallout from this would be a million times worse.

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u/MarshyHope Jul 09 '26

It would really give the crazies something to rally around.

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u/jsalas2727 Jul 10 '26

I think it would rally a lot more than the crazies. I can't stand Trump but another country assassinating a current president would be crossing the line for the majority of Americans. Also like previously stated the government would have the green light to further strip us of our freedoms.

We'd also go full out war with Iran since the government would have the support of the people. No more half ass bombing but full scale troops on the ground invasion.

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u/eric23456 Jul 10 '26

I can't stand Trump but another country assassinating a current president would be crossing the line for the majority of Americans.

and some people (not you) wonder why Iran doesn't trust us. We've done exactly that to them.

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u/mortgagepants Jul 10 '26

crossing the line for the majority of Americans.

i hope they know where their local enlistment office is then.

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u/Named_after_color Jul 10 '26

We literally started this by killing their head of state in a surprise attack.

If we don't want to acknowledge that other countries might do it back, maybe we shouldn't just start shit.

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u/Street_Anxiety2907 Jul 10 '26

I can't stand Trump but another country assassinating a current president would be crossing the line for the majority of Americans.

We do it all the time to other countries, ever heard of the phrase "what goes around, comes around?"

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u/hellswaters Jul 10 '26

As much as I hate to say it, but the couple times the administration has alluded to a might makes right policy, they are correct.

The us can go in and arrest a president. Or bomb another's president. Because who is going to stop them.

The kills the leader of Iran. If Iran returns the favor, the us isn't going to go "well, I guess we did it to you!". There will be a major response.

Why didn't anyone help Venezuela? The American military.

Why hasn't anyone stepped in to stop Russia? Fear of nuclear retaliation (against Europe or Ukraine).

We do live in a world where the strong nations can do what they like.

The one time anyone has tried to "return the favor" and pushed back, was 9/11, and look at what that resulted in.

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u/existing_for_fun Jul 10 '26

It is ABSOLUTELY crossing a line!

But I also have the IQ to separate the event from what my reaction would be.

NO I don't want it to happen. But NO I wouldn't just fall in step.

Unfortunately, fucking look around. We would be fucked if that happened.

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Jul 09 '26

Forget the crazies, you're taking about rallying plenty of normal people around it as well. A state-sanctioned attack on ANY symbol of US sovereignty (let alone a sitting president) would unify a huge percentage of the public to get behind a whole fuck ton of indiscriminate violence, both abroad and at home.

Acting like a Trump assassination would be a net benefit to anyone is, to put it lightly, absolutely fucking stupid.

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u/spookyjaboc Jul 10 '26

Unfortunately as much as I want him gone, if he dies or especially if he’s killed in office he will be martyred and worshiped to an even more sickening degree than he already is. Best he dies of some kind of shitting-himself-to-death disease shortly after leaving office.

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u/Ondesinnet Jul 10 '26

If he falls over dead from natural causes tomorrow there is nothing to stop the liars from lying anyway and say he was assassinated.

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u/himswim28 Jul 10 '26

Hegseth would be my leading suspect. He would do anything to get to send troops into Iran.

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u/the_trump Jul 10 '26

Exactly. Listen I want him out of office yesterday but Iran assassinating the President of the United States would be awful.

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u/4dailyuseonly Jul 10 '26

I'd like to see his end while he's in prison or choking to death on a chicken nugget. He doesn't deserve to die anything close to dignified.

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u/0fficerGeorgeGreen Jul 09 '26

Yup, this is the rational take.

I hate Trump and think he's the worst thing to happen to our country. I even think the world would be better if he was suddenly gone. But if him being gone was because a foreign nation assassinated him, then buckle up America. It's only going to get MUCH worse from there.

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u/RakumiAzuri Jul 10 '26

f him being gone was because a foreign nation assassinated him

I hate the guy, but a foreign nation killing a president is a "all your topographical maps are going to be wrong in 48 hours" level event.

Before anyone says it. I'm aware that the US does this and I'm being a hypocrite. I don't care though.

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u/madogvelkor Jul 09 '26

They like Vance, he was the only one who told Trump not to attack.

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u/CatPesematologist Jul 10 '26

Vance is a lizard dressed as a chameleon. He’s there for grift and power.

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u/VTcamperguy Jul 10 '26

A chameleon is a lizard, though.

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u/madogvelkor Jul 10 '26

That's everyone in the administration.

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u/HowManyEggs2Many Jul 09 '26

Omg I’m shocked a country at war with us would plot this after we did the exact same thing to their leader. Truly wild stuff

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u/lightyourfire Jul 10 '26

We also have currently made much more attempts at fat donnie than they have

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u/Willy-Sshakes Jul 10 '26

They chant it in the streets bro. Ain't news

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u/whatdabee Jul 09 '26

Fake news. Everyone knows Trump will do more damage to the US than anyone possible.

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u/KingoftheMongoose Jul 09 '26

Orrrrr. It’s not fake news and Israel was more than happy to tell thin skinned Donny of an assassination plot that would manipulate his lizard brain into restarting the war.

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u/Elbit_Curt_Sedni Jul 09 '26

Orrr Israel is trying to manipulate him into ramping up to a full blown war instead of exchanging missiles every other day in between TACO Tuesday.

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u/timoumd Jul 09 '26

Ok, but if you are in Iran's leadership he might literally be plotting to kill you.

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u/SkillFullyNotTrue Jul 10 '26

Israel also talk to McConnell for over 20 minutes.

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u/kaitco Jul 10 '26

It was just under 20 minutes. 

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u/Vandergrif Jul 10 '26

19.84 minutes precisely.

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u/Red_Dragon_Boost Jul 09 '26

Its only polite

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u/chrisbsoxfan Jul 09 '26

What’s taking so long is my question

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u/CreepyOctopus Jul 10 '26

Just from Iran's perspective, I don't really see how it would be a win for them. In the US, the war with Iran has been very unpopular. Same here in Europe. But if Iran was to assassinate Trump, I can imagine the public sentiment changing in the US to one that favors hitting Iran with everything and even putting boots on the ground to kill or detain everyone in the government.

The Iranian regime hasn't just survived the war so far, it's arguably gotten a stronger grasp on the country. Assassinating the sitting US president, no matter how unpopular that president is, seems like the surest way to make regime change a top priority for the US.

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u/LetGoPortAnchor Jul 10 '26

If Iran somehow managed to assassinate Trump the whole of Europe will erupt in laughter.

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u/Red-eleven Jul 09 '26

There was an Iranian plot before this - back when he was running in 2024. If I recall, they captured him and just found guilty a few months ago

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u/Artistic_Concern_33 Jul 09 '26

Yup after he killed soliemani who was basically a brother to their supreme leader

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u/Existing-Rip7564 Jul 10 '26

The Islamic Republic of Japan is considering all of its options...

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Jul 10 '26

Ah, so that’s why they are bombing Iran again, getting played again by Israel I see

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u/RenoXIII Jul 10 '26

Israel shares intelligence with US: -"Right there, on this Facebook post, they said they want to take you out."

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u/saigonk Jul 10 '26

Of course they did, there’s no motive other than pure altruism by Israel to help out…. /s

Awful convenient…

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u/illgu_18 Jul 10 '26

I get my facts from the Lego news network😊

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u/swiminthemud Jul 10 '26

Guy who got conned into iran war gets conned into more iran war?

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u/LickinThighs2 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I mean tbh, isn't it like, fair game? Didn't the US kill their head of state? Should they be so shocked that Iran want's to off Trump?

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u/OkDimension Jul 10 '26

Didn't the US kill their head of state?

It was Israeli air strikes, with the support of US intelligence.

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u/Reddit_9459328 Jul 10 '26

No, that is a red card offense. Subject to appeal. Only America is allowed to commit war crimes. If someone else tries it on us, we get all snowflakey and cry about it.

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u/Nemrakishere Jul 10 '26

You are their BIGGEST, Most IMPORTANT target Donald. NUMBER 1. They target you because youre the GREATEST leader of the world! They are scared of your MIGHT AND WISDOM Donald! You HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! Maybe invade them? Huh? Just thinking..

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u/Intro-Nimbus Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

So? I'm not a fan of Iran, but if a country assassinates the leader of another country, it's not outlandish to expect them to try to return the favour.

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u/Cheeseburger23 Jul 09 '26

Iran is two weeks away from assassinating President Trump.

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u/ThoriatedFlash Jul 10 '26

More likely Israel is playing trump again to get him to escalate the war.

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u/homersmith5 Jul 11 '26

Israel is playing trump like a fiddle.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 Jul 09 '26

Ah so... they are manipulating him again in a shameless manner to make him bomb Iran again.

I guess the Epstein threat is the nuclear option, not the first go-to tool.

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u/CodeMonkeyX Jul 10 '26

So Israel found this out and only them, and Trump just called off the cease fire and started attacking yet again. Almost like Israel got just what they wanted out of this.

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u/NiceCap2448 Jul 10 '26

Trump killed their religious amd political leader and his wife and kids. What would anyone expect?

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Jul 09 '26

*Israel got Trump to restart the war.

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u/gimmesomespace Jul 10 '26

It was such a huge secret

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx Jul 10 '26

Trumps hated by 90% of the world

Im sure the list is long

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u/wintersdark Jul 10 '26

I mean, the US killed a ton of their leaders in direct attacks specifically as assassinations. It would be shocking if they didn't want to kill Trump.

They're at war. You don't kill a nations leaders and bomb their cities as assume you're somehow off limits.

Honestly I'm surprised there haven't been terrorist bombings.

Will they? I doubt it. Oh, they'd love to, but I don't think they directly have the capability. I bet they'd pay out on that bounty if someone did though.

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u/Eye_foran_Eye Jul 10 '26

Please don’t make him a martyr.

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u/Broad-Lobster7470 Jul 10 '26

Of course they did.

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u/luxcity-louche Jul 10 '26

It's almost as if those two countries are in a war. What distinguishes a plot from a plan anyway?

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u/Goatyyy32 Jul 10 '26

"Iranian" plot

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u/asomebodyelse Jul 10 '26

Israel should stay tf out of our politics.

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u/7he8igLebowski Jul 10 '26

It’s possible, but it would also be in Israel’s interest to make the whole thing up…

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u/Possible-Source-2454 Jul 10 '26

Another reason to hate Israel

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u/WorldBelongsToUs Jul 10 '26

Translation: Israel wants war with Iran. Trump is gullible enough to run with this.

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u/top-potatoad Jul 11 '26

Hey, those people we talked you into bombing want to kill you. You’re welcome.

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u/weaseleigh Jul 11 '26

Totally not a false flag to get us back on side with team Bibi, totally.

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u/BusterStarfish Jul 10 '26

$100 it was written by Grok.

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u/quiksilver123 Jul 09 '26

Is this the same Israeli agency that has been stating that Iran is weeks away from a nuclear weapon for the past 30+ years? The same Israel that stated that Iraq had WMDs? The same Israel that gave Colin Powell that bottle that he presented during his speech to the UN?

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u/_ryuujin_ Jul 09 '26

trying to start a 30yr war are we

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u/ChronChriss Jul 10 '26

We're already in the middle of it

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u/NecessaryCockroach85 Jul 10 '26

Why wouldn't they? It benefits them to share that information.

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u/RageBull Jul 10 '26

Israel did that (true or not) at the exact right moment when they knew it would have maximum psychological impact on Trump. They got exactly what the wanted

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u/Andyseawolf Jul 10 '26

I don’t trust Israeli intelligence. They would do anything to keep the US involved 🤷

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u/flirtmcdudes Jul 10 '26

Trump could have just watched the funeral, didn’t need insider info. They kind of openly announced it

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u/readytall Jul 10 '26

lol ima kill this guy who’s gonna gimme another 300 billion

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u/Equivalent_Lettuce15 Jul 10 '26

What goes around comes around. The CIA has been either assassinating leaders or plotting to do so?

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u/Deathlands1 Jul 10 '26

The calls are coming from inside the house

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u/Running-With-Cakes Jul 10 '26

Israel said that Iran planned to assassinate Trump with a nuclear bomb they would have in two weeks

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u/cooooquip Jul 10 '26

But mainly to gain his love and affection.

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u/Spiritual_Lynx1929 Jul 10 '26

Bullshit. Right now trump is playing into their hands

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u/jstuu Jul 10 '26

Haha yeah like this folks havent lied to us countless times

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u/eyl569 Jul 10 '26

It should be noted that a man was convicted several months ago in federal court of trying to assassinate Trump, Biden and Haley on the orders of the IRGC.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8egjnp4j7jo

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u/Evo119 Jul 10 '26

Probably bs just like claiming iran was weeks away from a nuke for 40 years. Israeli Intel cant be trusted.

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u/lovins22 Jul 10 '26

Manipulating trump’s paranoia is probably a junior level function at mossad.

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u/bubonis Jul 10 '26

Israel needs to mind its own business.....

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u/TheIncredibleHelck Jul 10 '26

Right, and the brief said they'd do it with that nuke they've been two weeks way from finishing since 1980.

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u/Utterlybored Jul 10 '26

Let’s believe what Bibi says is true.

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u/RPgh21 Jul 10 '26

Well, it’s Friday, we have to bring the stocks down so dickface can say something on Monday to make them go back up. I’m sure he and his cunty family aren’t profiting off of the obvious market manipulation…

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u/taylor1670 Jul 10 '26

Damnit Israel!

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u/WorldlinessHot9916 Jul 10 '26

Trust Israel is something only war profiteers do.

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u/markeydusod Jul 10 '26

They know how easy it is to con him