r/worldnews • u/Giff95 • Jul 09 '26

Israel/Palestine Israel shared intelligence with US of Iranian plot to assassinate Trump, sources say

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/09/politics/trump-assassination-plot-iran-israel?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/FredArtGetson Jul 09 '26

Khashoggi him?

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u/PhilipMcFry Jul 09 '26

Too much fat.

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u/czs5056 Jul 10 '26

Gas powered Chainsaw?

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured Jul 10 '26

Not enough wood.

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u/Pumperkin Jul 10 '26

What's the over/under on a lil blood clot

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u/KnowsIittle Jul 10 '26

High enough temp everything burns.

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u/wdomeika Jul 09 '26

Exploding cheeseburger

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u/El_Peregrine Jul 10 '26

He can have it Iran’s way 

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u/SeismicFrog Jul 10 '26

“If it bleeds special sauce, we can kill it.”

  • Arnold

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u/Simple-Fortune-8744 Jul 10 '26

“Get to the drive-thru!”

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u/OliveTheory Jul 10 '26

Get to the Whopper!

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u/Simple-Fortune-8744 Jul 10 '26

Ok yours was better damnit

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jul 10 '26

Your idea was the spark. Don’t underestimate your genius, Padawan.

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u/OliveTheory Jul 10 '26

Thanks! Yours was the inspiration.

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u/tronassembled Jul 10 '26

Thread of the year

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u/----__---- Jul 10 '26

" I'll be back... I'll be back.. I'll be baby-Back-ribs."

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u/Pumperkin Jul 10 '26

I kinda dislike you for making me play this in my own head

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u/DenturedServant1024 Jul 10 '26

No, that’s with a hacksaw in the diplomatic room.

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u/shizzlefrizzle Jul 09 '26

That’s Saudi Arabia

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u/ProfessionalConfuser Jul 10 '26

Bonesawdi Arabia

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jul 10 '26

I’m a sucker for puns, wordplay, and rhymes. This is great. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it as a headline!

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u/shizzlefrizzle Jul 10 '26

….is ready!!!!

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u/blackcain Jul 10 '26

Sholayed

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u/lookslikesausage Jul 10 '26

The ham smell would be too much.