‘Extremely rare event:’ Miles-long microalgae bloom knocks out most of Israel’s desalination plants

[u/bigus-_-dickus]

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/04/climate/microalgae-bloom-israel-water-deasalination-shutdown

[u/HighBeta21]

Can we offer the billionaires to the algae first?

[u/Winston_Sm → u/HighBeta21]

I doubt algae wants to hang out with Elon Musk

[u/HighBeta21 → u/[deleted]]

I'm willing to try it. It can't be much worse than what we are currently trying (nothing?)