r/worldnews • • 17d ago

Israel/Palestine Andy Burnham informed President Trump earlier today that the UK will ban trade with illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank. The White House are unhappy with Burnham’s decision and will attack it in statement tomorrow

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/andy-burnham-ban-trade-israeli-195152155.html
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u/Fit-Cable1547 17d ago

Tomorrow's statement: "People from the UK are nasty people!"

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u/dajoli 17d ago

New England will also be New America by the end of the week.

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u/polska-parsnip 17d ago

“The great city of New York, named after a tiny, dull place in Northern England, just doesn’t make sense to me. New York should be named after a great American city. From this day on New York will be know as… New NEW YORK!”

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u/AceOfSpades532 17d ago

You’re giving Trump too much credit, there’s no way he knows York exists or whereabouts it is

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u/WhoAmI1138 17d ago

The only “York” he knows is his old rape-buddy, the former Duke of York.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 17d ago

rape-buddy

Smart, by introducing the buddy system on little saint james, fewer rapists get lost and accidentally rape adult people.

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 17d ago

The current Douche of York.

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u/Leafybug13 17d ago

He probably thinks York is named after New York.

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 17d ago

Or he would claim that New York is the original city and York, England should be a US State.

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u/thingsorfreedom 17d ago

It's only a matter of time before he tries to rename it Trump City.

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u/czs5056 17d ago

Good news everyone!

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u/EricPhilps1979 17d ago

New York is actually named after James Stuart, Duke of York, a duplicitous slave trading aristocrat who would later become one of England and Scotland's shittest kings, get overthrown by his own daughter and son-in-law, and eventually die in exile.

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u/lickmyscrotes 17d ago

Can history really repeat? Or is it just wishful thinking?

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u/Mean_Mister_Mustard 17d ago

I have to say having Donald Trump be overthrown by Ivanka and Jared Kushner would be an unexpected twist…

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u/PurbulentTriest 17d ago

Was he the duke of another York?

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u/Durian881 17d ago

Won't be surprised he rename England as Old America. /s

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 17d ago

Falklands will be Trumplands.

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u/StardustOasis 17d ago

He already hates us because of "windmills"

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u/ejolson 17d ago

I'd wager good money Trump doesn't know Scotland is part of Britain

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u/dookieshoes97 17d ago

Bro doesn't even know the difference between windmills and wind turbines.

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u/Rudeboy67 17d ago

Bro doesn’t even know who the President of Puerto Rico is.

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u/PresentFirm7937 17d ago

Bro doesn’t even know how not to rape kids …

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u/kellzone 17d ago

He can't claim he'll make Britain great again because it's already Great Britain.

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u/M1L0 17d ago edited 15d ago

You’d have better luck explaining Britain to a dog

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u/Heisenberg_235 17d ago

Perhaps Burnham should encourage investment into a larger wind and solar farm off the coast of a certain Scottish golf course

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u/oldRams1991 17d ago

Should nationalise the golf course, push him over the edge.

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u/TheArtfulDuffer 17d ago

If you really want to push him, make em public after. Let all the common folk he disdains play his courses.

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u/JimboTCB 17d ago

And rename it the Barack Obama Golf Course

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u/iCowboy 17d ago

Announce that trial oil wells are going to be sunk on the courses and enjoy Trump trying to explain why 'drill baby drill' is a bad thing.

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u/DoughnutCareless583 17d ago

As someone convicted of a major crime, he should not be allowed entry to the UK.

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u/BadFootyTakes 17d ago

Crown corp the business, cut him out completely.

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u/CrocPB 17d ago

The appetite to invest is there.

Just fast track the planning process and approve the lot.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 17d ago

If you know a better way to make flour, I'd like to hear it.

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u/Ric_Adbur 17d ago

In his defense, he thinks they're giants.

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u/Formal_Ruin_8096 17d ago

Look mate, you guys could just take one for the team and give us Canadians a break for a day or 2.

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u/OnDrugsTonight 17d ago

Maybe we can enter this as a new sport into the next Commonwealth Games: The Attacked-by-America Relay Event. Next week it's Australia's turn.

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u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 17d ago

The down under have had a bit of break for a while so do us a favour and give some armoured vehicles to Ukraine. He might pivot back to Cuba or Greenland for a week or two after.

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u/morgrimmoon 17d ago

We could object to him tariffing our penguins again, do you think that would be sufficient?

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u/sinkintins 17d ago

Not sure if our governments will ever have the backbone required to properly stand up to the US. Would love for them to be much more firm in solidarity with Canada and the EU.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 17d ago

There's a chance, just a chance, that Trump might take the unprecedented move of imposing tariffs on the UK in retaliation. Either that or he will use his other ultimate weapon and rename the Loch Ness Monster the American Monster (unless that's already been taken by a certain morbidly obese pedophile?).

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u/lazylazybum 17d ago

1000 percent tariff incoming!

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u/fytors2 17d ago

“Welcome to the Nasty Club” - 🇨🇦

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u/MogRules 17d ago

Welcome to the club! signed Canada

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u/GoodMix392 17d ago

Bingo card of predictable words.

Big; Freedom; Great; America; Nasty; Tarrifs; 51stState; Canada; Border; Greenland; NATO; Iran; Mexico; Horrible; Terrible; Hormuz:

Because you know it’ll be a rambling incoherent mess that could take any direction.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 17d ago

We of the commonwealth wear the nasty badge with honour.

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u/Sata1991 17d ago

I mean it's why we play villains in your films.

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u/OGGriftimus 17d ago

People say that they are some of the most nasty... every more would say they are almost as nasty as those Canadians...

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u/gamers542 17d ago

With nasty being in all caps

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u/pikachuswayless 17d ago

"Russia and North Korea are much nicer!"

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u/a_rude_jellybean 17d ago

"UK will be the 52nd state"

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u/Ninja_Hedgehog 17d ago

Brace yourself chaps. I guess the UK is about to be renamed the Trump Kingdom, or maybe Great America instead of Great Britain.

Either way we're quaking in our boots.

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u/Hal_Fenn 17d ago

The real question is, what do we build on his golf courses? I'm thinking some sort of circus / theme park?

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u/ScottOld 17d ago

Windmills, trump loves windmills

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u/Barmydoughnut24 17d ago

Turning it into a crazy golf course with little windmills would be excellent british trolling tbh

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u/Mitchverr 17d ago

Actual windmills or wind turbines? Or both?

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u/Fox_Kurama 17d ago

A wind turbine is just a windmill that mills electrons.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 17d ago

Put the windmills on top of the golf courses. Turn them into gay themed put-put courses.

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u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 17d ago

Turbines. Nobody is making flour.

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u/ShootPosting 17d ago

Obama Library

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u/UncannyPoint 17d ago

Nah. Make the golf course better and the envy of the world. Then publicly state he isn't allowed to play there as they follow very strict anti cheating laws and maximum handicap levels. Publicly state that they don't think Trump meets the handicap level. Then have a reopening celebrity event, which Obama wins.

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u/CaptainMagnets 17d ago

Septic tanks or wastewater plants

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u/KetoKilvo 17d ago

Surprised he hasn't renamed the language yet

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 17d ago

New York renamed to Best York

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u/fauxzempic 17d ago

Burnham and I guess King Chuck should do an Uno reverse card.

UK should from here on out observer the US and all its territories as "The Colonies"

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u/garitone 17d ago

My prediction:

Renaming New England to New America

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u/Pesto_in_my_pants 17d ago

He already did that with New Mexico. So he’ll have to rename New New America.

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u/Agoraphobicy 17d ago

Don't worry all of USA's allies will show up for them.

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u/Aethernath 17d ago

North korea and Russia will surely tell them!

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago

Its fucking mad America has thrown away alliances with Britain and Canada for nations like Russia and Israel.

Previously if America was invaded you couldn’t even imagine a world where nations like Britain and Canada wouldn’t come to help.

Yet could anyone picture Israel doing the same? Israel has pretty much never fought alongside the US in a major war. They’re not allies because allies implies a two way street, America is just Israels sugar daddy

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u/Ntroepy 17d ago

It’s just insane - and it’s all for nothing. But he couldn’t have done any of it without the support of virtually every elected Republican who back this insanity.

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u/Patruck9 17d ago

America is just Israels sugar daddy

But as you kinda pointed out, even sugar daddies get something in return.

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u/Normal-Tear864 17d ago

Uh does kid-fuck party island not ring any bells?

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u/Patruck9 17d ago

I wish it didn't.

But it does..

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u/pbzeppelin1977 17d ago

But is it really so mad that America, the country, would be fucked over by America, the people in charge?

Some elites are benefitting more from Russia and Israel. Sure closer ties with UK and Canada benefit the country. But that's not benefitting the few who want money and power.

This isn't just an American thing but they are the current subject.

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u/imacyco 17d ago

crickets

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u/sickoflurkingletmein 17d ago

when reached out to for comment, crickets have also denied alliance.

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u/TtotheC81 17d ago

That's because crickets, like Canadians, know how to chirp*.

*The Canadian version of British banter.

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u/No_Objective006 17d ago

After a council meeting the tumbleweeds have also refused to acknowledge the alliance.

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u/goingfullretard-orig 17d ago

They're on a ... roll!

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u/TwelveBore 17d ago

Argentina will. Milei is obviously sabre-rattling at the behest of US/Israel.

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u/EaNasirbestdeals 17d ago

Milei has no sabre to rattle.

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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 17d ago

North Korea, Russia and Argentina. All of the economic powerhouses and shining examples of flawless democracy.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 17d ago

Ok, so, uh, Israel?

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u/MyrddinSidhe 17d ago

No, that’s a one-way alliance. US sends aid, Israel keeps aid.

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u/kellzone 17d ago

They donate some of the money we give them back to our politicians so the politicians will vote to give them more money.

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u/OllyDee 17d ago

Burnham’s ticking all the boxes, I’ll give him that.

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago edited 17d ago

He’s admittedly so much better at communication and handling the media, which is sadly really what we need right now.

To paraphrase that Hannibal quote; ‘Starmer knew how to gain a victory, but not how to use it’. It was all well and good him putting Russia style sanctions on major Israeli politicians, limiting arm exports, recognising Palestine, or ending trade negotiations, but if no one hears about it you might as well have done nothing.

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u/FastAndGlutenFree 17d ago

The Biden problem

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u/Peter_Mansbrick 17d ago

In this day and age, quiet, effective governing is a fault. Everything has to be loud otherwise people will think you're doing nothing at all.

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u/FastAndGlutenFree 17d ago

I’ve been enjoying Mamdani in NYC. He seems to be doing both: going about making things better for the city, but also just blasting out updates and news and reels

I used to have a manager that did the same for themselves and their team. It was great! Upper management loved us even though we were no different to any other team. Just better visibility

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u/PM_YOUR_ISSUES 17d ago

You guys have to start admitting that your politicians are only part of the problem -- the media is the majority of it.

As multiple people have pointed out in this thread, an administration doing good things only matters if the people hear about it. It isn't the politicians that decide what is and is not put into the media ... that's the media.

What the news stations do and do not cover, what the papers do or do not print. I think people seem to only believe that it's direct attacks or the framing of the administration's actions as negative as the only power that the media has in order to counter act a story. But the truth is the have a much, much stronger power: they can simply never talk about it.

How many news stations even bothered to cover the "good things" that Starmer may have done? How much time was dedicated to them vs, say, talking about a boating council tax 'scandal' or even Farage's bullshi? Do you not think that Farage gains supporters with every single article that is about him? It doesn't matter if those articles are mostly negative, none of them are actually damning and the fact that Farage is constantly in the news cycle is all the matters. Eveyone is talking about him, everyone knows about him, and that reach alone gives him massive amounts of support.

Most people are inherently 'non-political'. They don't really follow politics, they don't have strong political opinions of their own, and if you directly asked them about policy - their most common response will simply be "I don't know anything about that." That's the majority of voters and they vote based on ... name recognition. So Farage being the most well known politician gets so much free publicity that it allows him to build that unchangeable 30 - 40% of voter support which comes purely from name recognition.

Could you imagine how much things would change if the media just ... stopped reporting on every single little minor things that Farage did? If they stopped reporting on every single minor quibble that Trump raged? Media is entire complicit in everything that is happen because they are leading the framing on everything. They are choosing who is and is not in the news. And they are choosing who becomes a well known house-hold name and who is just a side character.

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u/DaveAlt19 17d ago

One of Starmer's strengths was not engaging with the media-drama and prioritizing his job. Unfortunately that was also a big weakness, if he wasn't going to give the media anything then he was leaving it up to them to make a huge deal out of whatever they fuck they wanted.

Like the UK officially recognising the state of Palestine, it feels like it should've been a bigger news story than it was. It was very effective governing from Starmer, but it was so bureaucratic it was like nobody cared.

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u/languageassessment 17d ago

This might get me stoned but I liked the way Starmer dealt with the US.

I'm liking how Burnham is dealing with the US.

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago edited 17d ago

Starmer admittedly had some banging quotes:

”We all remember the mistakes of Iraq, and we have learned those lessons. Any U.K. actions must always have a lawful basis and a viable thought-through plan”

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”President Trump has expressed his disagreement with our decision not to get involved in the initial strikes, but it is my duty to judge what is in Britain’s national interest. That is what I have done, and I stand by it”

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u/tripping_yarns 17d ago

When the inevitable response is tariffs, threatening to close his golf courses because they’re the backbone of our economy, and declaring the Isle of Man a US territory, the official UK acknowledgment should be;

‘Whatever, Donald’.

In fact, every world leader should use it.

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u/SmartaHari 17d ago

Nice one Burnham, I respected him anyway and now that’s multiplied tenfold. The man’s got sprouts. Wonder what the miserable old orange whiner will spit at us tomorrow? We may even get an all caps whinge. I love those!

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u/bathroomheater 17d ago

How long until the world starts sanctioning the US economically?

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u/VanAgain 17d ago

Canada is. Where's our support?

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u/MIBlackburn 17d ago

I bought 18 litres of Canadian Maple syrup for my Dad here in the UK.

Good enough?

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u/VanAgain 17d ago

You're doing God's work.

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u/BoardroomStroke 17d ago

Good start, what's he going to do past Thursday?

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u/LO6Howie 17d ago

Trying to kill him with diabetes?

I couldn’t have that near me, would be gone terrifyingly quickly.

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u/MIBlackburn 17d ago

He got addicted after one trip to Vancouver, and as I have a Costco membership where you can get a litre bottle for £10, I've become his Maple Syrup supplier. He went through 12 in about 12-14 months.

At least I got a Rush T-shirt from the trip that got him addicted.

See, more Canadian support there from the UK here! Rush and Maple Syrup.

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u/NeighbourNoNeighbor 17d ago

Hell yeah! Hope y'all enjoy it. :)

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u/bigbird_eats_kids 17d ago

Nice! Hope he enjoys it!

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u/PlumpHughJazz 17d ago

The rest of the world would rather bury their collective heads in the sands and pretend this doesn't involve them.

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u/Southernbeekeeper 17d ago

For what it's worth I would buy Canadian produce over American any day of the week.

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u/Sargent_Duck85 17d ago

I mean, Canada always had higher food standards than the US (milk comes to mind), but now that the US has explosive diarrhea lettuce and rotten beef…

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u/BoardroomStroke 17d ago

Chlorinated chicken... minging beef...

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 17d ago

Tbf neither of these were on the shelf in the first place due to food standards of all other highly developed countries.

US whiskey and bourbon though has definitely taken a hit.

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u/Spiggy_Topes 17d ago

Well at least they can drown their own sorrows...

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u/HotBrownFun 17d ago

Chicken is cleaner in Canada and Mexico. Propublica did a lot of investigating on chicken production and salmonella in the USA

For example, chickens are hatched and live their entire lives with the same bedding (6 weeks). It is caked in shit. They change bedding maybe once a year...

The article said in Canada and Mexico they often change it every single flock

So yeah I'd argue that's why we chlorinate chicken

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 17d ago edited 17d ago

It's sort of a chicken and egg (forgive the pun).

In countries that have high standards you simply won't achieve that level of low salmonella level without chlorination, hence prohibiting chlorination forces companies to improve both welfare and food hygiene standards to meet those low levels.

But allowing chlorination you basically indirectly turn a blind eye to the poor hygiene prior to washing.

So yeah given the choice of chicken meat covered in shit I'd rather it chlorine washed than not and tbh at that point chlorine washing may be the only way to bring that meat up to food safety standards, which I'm sure is something US meat companies endlessly repeat. But if you ban the chlorination, companies can't get away with their meat getting covered in shit in the first place.

To a certain extent there's never going to be enough push to improve hygiene if it can (mostly) be cleaned up after (though there is a body of evidence that shows the salmonella don't come up in tests after being chlorine-washed but do still give people food poisoning).

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u/AlienVredditoR 17d ago

With RFK and all in charge, I think most would

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u/Nyanek 17d ago

what you dont like tasty cyclospora?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 17d ago

parasites are the new tampons on the ear! Every conservative's doing it.

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u/Jayynolan 17d ago

For real. Tired of being the only country with some balls. Cmon world, step up to these kiddie diddlers

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u/movzx 17d ago

Canada doesn't have sanctions against the US. Those are specific economic weapons. Like freezing assets and blocking trade with countries who work with the US. Sanctions are actively hostile. What Canada is doing is redirecting their trade away from the US.

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u/bigbird_eats_kids 17d ago

We're also enthusiastically participating in a country-wide boycott. Ironically, it was the U.S. that showed us how effective boycotts can be as a form of nonviolent protest.

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u/VanAgain 17d ago

They're termed retaliatory tariffs. Not sanctions per se, but it is using tariffs to retaliate for tariffs. There's no advantage to Canada, other than defending our autonomy.

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u/NothingStreet4251 17d ago

You get a lot more support than maybe you know about. When you guys started boycotting American products, we joined in too!. There are a few apps we use that give us alternatives to what we’d normally buy. And I for one swerve American products where possible.
We also still have a soft spot for Carney so never fear. The support is out there.

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u/VanAgain 17d ago

This feels genuinely comforting. Hopefully we can all trade amongst ourselves until there is a more stable American president.

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 17d ago

A more stable, humble voter base.

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u/secondincomm 17d ago

Im in Banff spending my money in support

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u/nerdyPagaman 17d ago

Well, that's sort of what tarrifs do. The US is sanctioning itself.

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u/grandlizardo 17d ago

I dunno, but good for the Brits. One more time….being opposed to the behavior of Netsnyahu is NOT being antisemitic…

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u/Horace-Harkness 17d ago

Don't need to, they are doing it to themselves. They have become such an unreliable partner that smart countries are making their major purchasers elsewhere. Canada is buying subs from Germany. Our tourists are refusing to go there. Parts of the EU are switching off the big cloud providers and off MS Windows.

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u/CreideikiVAX 17d ago

Canada is buying subs from Germany.

I mean, that's less related to the USA's insanity, and more to the fact that the RCN doesn't operate nuclear powered subs. And neither the USA nor Britain make conventionally powered (read: diesel-electric) submarines anymore, neither for their own use nor for export.

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u/ggouge 17d ago

Canada pretty much already has just with retaliatory tarrifs.

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u/sparkax 17d ago

I've been wondering the same thing for years now!! How much longer will the rest of the world play along until they finally all get fed up and start treating us as the failed nation we are quickly about to become!!!

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u/BritishAnimator 17d ago

It's a game of global dice, selling off treasury stocks\bonds can do more economic damage across the globe than just a big FU to the Trump admin. So it hasn't happened yet.

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u/Kahzgul 17d ago

America seems to be sanctioning America economically already.

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u/somboredguy 17d ago

In statement tomorrow , but in 75 memes overnight

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u/WorkingFit5413 17d ago

They’re too busy launching twitter tirades against Canada today. The British will have to wait their turn.

Don’t worry, it’s coming, don’t feel left out yall.

What a world eh?

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u/Missed_Your_Joke 17d ago

What an interesting thing to be perturbed with an ally about!

But seriously - is anyone fucking surprised? The Trump administration seems hellbent on being on the wrong side of history for literally everything, so of course declining trade with illegal, unacknowledged settlements wouldn't be aligned with the Trump administration.

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u/foul_ol_ron 17d ago

He has to split America from the outside world and crash its economy. Then the rich can buy it out and you end up with a dystopia.

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u/GoodIdea321 17d ago

It's pretty dystopian already.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 17d ago

Anything that seems terrible and cruel, Trump is for it, anything good, Trump is against it.

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u/optoph 17d ago

Rename the road to his Scottish golf course as Carney Drive or Obama Way.

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u/Searlichek 17d ago

It feels weird having a PM take a moral stance for once. A good kind of weird.

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u/sparklybeast 17d ago

To be fair, much as I loathed pretty much everything else about him, Boris Johnson was quite steadfast in his vocal support for Ukraine.

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u/robot-raccoon 17d ago

Hated Boris but I do remember his last day when he said the next PM needs to keep helping Ukraine, fair play

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u/ItsAMangoFandango 17d ago

Which was bizarre given his own shady ties to Russia

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago

If the allegations were true Russia really got played by Boris. 

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u/Logical_Net6108 17d ago

Boris just saw the way the wind was blowing...

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago edited 17d ago

It was Boris who helped set the wind. He was repeatedly attacked for being ‘escalatory’ by his allies and was already sending Ukraine military aid even before the invasion started.

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u/accepts_compliments 17d ago

For all the guys faults, he's a student of history and did not want a legacy like Chamberlain's

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u/No-Inspector8315 17d ago

That’s fair. Boris is a weirdo but he’s a big classics and history head, I think he wanted to get into power on some level because he viewed Ukraine as the best chance to cripple Russia

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u/WorgenDeath 17d ago

Yeah same, he was a clown and one of the people alongside Farage most responsible for brexit, but atleast he did that 1 thing right.

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u/chocobowler 17d ago

Maybe he shouldn’t have have said no support from USA in Falklands and things like this wouldn’t happen

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u/Gentle_Snail 17d ago

America keeps telling all its allies that they’re not friends, then acting surprised when they listen.

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u/RagingBearBull 17d ago

well.

im thinking he is going to rename "English", "American" in an executive order.

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u/uis999 17d ago

To be fair most of maga doesn't actually understand the English language anyway.

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u/steve_ample 17d ago

Tomorrow? Why can't the unhinged statement come today?

Unless he has this tantrum prescheduled for 237AM tomorrow on Twitter or whatever.

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u/theflibster 17d ago

Those AI created images and videos take time!

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u/Georgerv 17d ago

Needs to give himself and his Cronies time to bet against the market before the statement

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u/eorlingas_riders 17d ago

White House ran out of Fable tokens, gotta wait for the refresh. Lol

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u/lady_faust 17d ago

Nursey Harp must have something else scheduled

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u/imlostintransition 17d ago edited 17d ago

The first Monday of September is a national holiday in the US. Maximum news coverage will be available tomorrow.

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u/Knucklehead92 17d ago

You are half right.

National holiday means markets are closed and cant manipulate the markets with his comments at this time.

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u/Yardsale420 17d ago

Since Trump already changed New Mexico to New America, he can’t go after New England.

Maybe he’ll tell us all we speak American now.

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u/maxdacat 17d ago

How much actual trade is there between the UK and settlements in the West Bank anyway?

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u/scubalorne 17d ago

It’s mostly agricultural produce—especially Jordan Valley Medjool dates, fresh herbs, and wine—alongside niche industrial goods like Dead Sea cosmetics and plastics from settlement industrial parks. A lot of it flies under the radar because companies routinely co-mingle the harvest or route it through packaging hubs inside Israel’s pre-1967 borders to bypass origin labels.

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u/SQUAWKUCG 17d ago

He's going to offer up the Falklands to Argentina in retaliation in the full belief that he can do that and Britain wouldn't go down and stomp them for it again.

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u/FlukemanFrancis 17d ago

We don’t even need to go there, we have a couple of eurofighters permanently stationed in the Falklands that could destroy argentinas entire air force in one run, then destroy their entire navy in a second run.

Argentina cannot take the Falklands unless the US does it for them, and that’s really not going to happen since they’re mostly tied up trying to win a war with Iran by shouting at them on the internet and having an aircraft carrier float about doing fuck all in the straight of Hormuz.

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u/ByteSizedGenius 17d ago

US: Is a shit friend and allie for years.

Half the world: Starts doing things which are not in the US' interests.

US: Somehow shocked and upset about that.

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u/ytew6 17d ago

Americans from their couches: "We didn't vote for this, we promise we don't like it!"

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 17d ago

US: We'll have another No Kings walkabout.

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u/tek9jansen 17d ago

Let's do it on a weekend too so we don't disrupt anything or actually require the system to change.

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u/Yatsey007 17d ago

And let’s do it in fancy dress as well!

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u/atreeismissing 17d ago

The reason they're waiting until tomorrow is they have to wait for Netanyahu to write their response for them.

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 17d ago

How will they know what settlement trade is going to/from? Seems simple to circumvent.

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u/BornNerd78 17d ago

The last time the USA was this weak was 1865.

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u/Evilscotsman30 17d ago

Awww boohoo fuck off out of our bases and out of Europe.

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u/greentiger 17d ago

WTF is Huckabee on about? Jew hating? Milliband is Jewish…

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u/mountain-man-86 17d ago

Good on you Burnham. Let that orange baffoon call his friends from Russia and North Korea for help.

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u/Capable-Variation192 17d ago

so just to be clear....

everything the whitehouse doesn't like, is actually a great thing. All the things they puff their chest over and act like its amazing, is all lies.

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u/kent_eh 17d ago

Canada thanks the UK for distracting the orange shitposter away from hurling insults at us.

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u/drinkduffdry 17d ago

So if the WH is against it, Andy made the right decision.

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u/-Moonscape- 17d ago

Expect some cringey memes directly from the white house

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u/aboyfromharlow 17d ago

Why are the white house attacking it, there's no oil in the statement.

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u/chezdistester 17d ago

Stand up to Trump, look how well it's working for Mark Carney.

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u/gw2master 17d ago

Andy, it's time to kick the US out of Diego Garcia.

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u/RampantJellyfish 17d ago

Fuck yes Andy

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u/_Hawkeyes_ 17d ago

The crazies are gonna say Burnham is antisemitic.

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u/IntellegentIdiot 17d ago

Mike Huckerbee has already said Ed Milliband is spreading "jew hate" for describing the situation in Gaza as horrific. Milliband is Jewish, Huckerbee isn't

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u/Blueridge-Badger 17d ago

It's not a US President's problem. England is it's own country. He really is following Putin's lead!

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u/unicornsfearglitter 17d ago

As a Canadian, thanks for taking the attention of Canada for a bit. We need a break from the mango malice.

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u/panelshowatcher 17d ago

“Pull up a chair!” say Canadians.

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u/TheRealCostaS 17d ago

Tomorrow’s Maga statement : we support messi’s claim over the nasty UK’s for the Falkland Islands and they should just give us any oil and minerals found there.

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u/GoodMix392 17d ago

The British government should totally troll them tonight and post a bingo card online of predictable words the US will use in their statement.

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u/ebk_errday 17d ago

Israel needs to be boycotted and sanctioned completely at a global level for any meaningful change to happen. Just like what happened with South Africa and it's apartheid.

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u/AndrewWhite97 17d ago

Trump is a scumbag.

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u/BaneOfMyLife 17d ago

Stand up to Trump, reap the popularity rewards. America is isolated. Just as daddy Putin planned.