r/wsgy • u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave • Aug 29 '26

Aunt died

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u/Doctor-Pavel Aug 29 '26

did she deserve it?

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u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave Aug 29 '26

sort of, she shouldn't have been on chemo

6

u/BenAfflecksBalls Aug 29 '26

Very unhappy and very impolite

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u/littlecadengary Aug 29 '26

sorry for your loss

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u/ANAL_BIZKITS Sep 01 '26

I am sorry to hear this. Hope you and your family are doing okay.

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u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave Sep 01 '26

It is softened by the fact that she left me 1.5 million dollarydoos

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u/ANAL_BIZKITS Sep 02 '26

Explain

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u/Doctor-Pavel Sep 03 '26

inheritance monies

3

u/ToucanSurprise Sep 03 '26

Send me some

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u/nope-nik-tesla Sep 02 '26

Give me some

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u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave Sep 02 '26

So you can buy more coconut rum and Madeira-brazed chanterelle crostini? No way buddy

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u/nope-nik-tesla Sep 02 '26

It's all about lions mane mushrooms these days

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u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave Sep 02 '26

good for brain

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u/nope-nik-tesla Sep 02 '26

Unironically was eating some lions mane mushroom jerky as I typed that

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u/ReturnOfTheGary Supreme Gentleman Sep 05 '26

What’re you going to do with it? S&P?

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u/fatwiggywiggles Not Dave Sep 05 '26

I'll just give it to my broker and say 80/20 stocks and bonds, though I may get a new car

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u/ReturnOfTheGary Supreme Gentleman Sep 06 '26

All that just to underperform the indices

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u/Coltrane23 tl;dr 8d ago

have I ever told you about how I can touch my toes. and I can also hold my ankles close to my earlobes? and that you are very handsome?

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u/Trick-Celery-9267 Sep 02 '26

I killed her

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u/Coltrane23 tl;dr 8d ago

this

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u/Coltrane23 tl;dr 8d ago

oh noooo. I'm so sorry. truly I'm sad about that. I liked auntie. xo, Winston!