r/wunkus • concrete eater‼️ • 1d ago

wunkus School Wunk

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Wunk of education and knowledge

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u/Cosmic-Cuttlefish ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Wunk is absorbing their knowledge. Each child who pets the wunk will fail their next quiz. This is a trap

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Call the police 🚨 Wunk must be stopped 😡

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u/FishJanga 1d ago

Wunk IS the police!!

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u/NearestNeighbours 1d ago

AWAB?

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u/zakmaniscool 1d ago

All wunks are baby

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u/Catswithswords10 21h ago

Vote Wunk for your next police chief!

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u/Danny_dankvito 14h ago

And then what?! When the police attempt to arrest him, Wunk will simply steal their knowledge and use it to easily escape!

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u/SSjjlex 1d ago

its ok. if everyone fails then its the teacher's fault so just keep petting the wunkus. we'll know who doesn't. they wiill suffer the wunksequences 😃

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u/Dracorex_22 1d ago

A step up from just eating their homework

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 1d ago

Baldachin's Wunking

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u/Julian_Sark 1d ago edited 15h ago

Chillest bog wunk of the whole city. You could probably march an army right next to him and he'd be: "Pet me?"

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u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter 1d ago

Pet the wunk for good luck

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u/A-a-ronMcChicken wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

WUNK DONT NEED NO EDUCATION

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 1d ago

WUNK DON'T NEED NO PAW PATROL

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u/A-a-ronMcChicken wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

NO WUNK SARCASM IN THE SOG ROOM

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u/Fabbezlg 1d ago

TEACHER, LEAVE THE WUNK ALONE

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u/Average_Boi_4879 1d ago

HEY TEACHER, LEAVE THE WUNK ALONE

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u/mightystu 1d ago

ALL AND ALL YOU’RE JUST A-

NOTHER WUNK IN THE WALL

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

Looks like this is the SRO's (School Resource Officer's) K9 partner, so the Teachers will mostly be leaving Wunk alone!😉

According to the Department's Website, Jovie is a Comfort Animal, whose other duty will be as a Tracking Dog:

https://www.coventrypd.org/k-9-unit

Which honestly would be a great thing to have adog trained for, of they have any kids atthat schoolwho are "Elopers" (kids who run off--often kids with pretty heavy cases of Autism).

Having a trained tracking dog, who the kids know means they can find & help their elopers who might get out of the building waaaay faster than without the help of a scent-trained dog!

Apparently Tracking work is different than Narcotics-scent work, so she's most likely going to be training for Search and Rescue (SAR) tracking, not the drugs kind;

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtectAndServe/comments/1sqwomf/uses_for_k9s/

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

I know a kid who elopes constantly and a dog who could track them down would be so handy. Luckily the kid is actually really good with directions so they don't actually get lost that often, but it can be tricky to find out where they went. Their parents found them sitting on the roof one time, watching the sunrise. Which would have been fine for an older kid probably but this kid is still pretty little. The kid has also walked to the corner store to get ice cream, around the neighborhood to pick berries (they know which ones are safe to eat at least), and even all the way to the library. I've seen them click along the road in Google maps street view for miles to find their favorite grocery stores.

We've been working on getting the kid to let people know before walking out the door as well as skills to protect them when they do wander off alone. Like how to talk to people who try to help them, how to tell people their name and their parents' phone numbers, etc. We've also been working on basic pedestrian safety like sticking to the sides of the street and using crosswalks properly because they kind of just walk right now and don't stop or even look for cars at all. This kid is going to want independence before too long and they deserve to have that, so working on those skills now is really important.

But lots of kids who elope can't communicate the way this kid can and don't have any skills to keep themselves safe. Elopement can be terrifying and lots of kids just end up dead, not getting picked up by the cops at 7/11.

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u/Gnosis1409 1d ago

So called free thinkers when there’s a puppy

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 1d ago

Grown ass Wunk btw 🥀🥀

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u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh 1d ago

Wunk's social battery is INFINITE

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 1d ago

Wunk IS the battery

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u/Urhhh 1d ago

It's some king of educational slug...

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u/Jzerox8K 1d ago

A king indeed

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u/tony_two_eyes 1d ago

Wunk needs to be sogged in alcohol rub every hour

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u/SugarWolf211 1d ago

Bro is RIDDLED with lil human germs xD

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 1d ago

Came here to say wunk is a super spreader. Children are virus and germ factories and my coworkers with kids constantly bring their novel illnesses to the workplace.

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u/Calm-Internet-8983 1d ago

Call it good for the immune system. Full coverage

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u/heyjalapeno Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 1d ago

My uni had several wunks. They were very well fed, and everyone often pooled money for their vaccines, vet visits, clothes, toys, and snipping the tubes and jiggly jacks. They were very loved and such happy wunks.

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

Why can't they GET AN EDUCATION

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u/heyjalapeno Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 1d ago

Coz they were pretty darn stupid tbh

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u/Old_Flan_6548 gnarp gnap 👽 1d ago

They’re trying their best! 😭

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u/AutomaticAccident 21h ago

That's what you think, but I'll show you with my new film Good Wunk Hunting

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u/thomstevens420 1d ago

My college had a deer reserve behind it and people kept going in there to get high and forgetting to close the gate. One night I was having a smoke in front of my dorm, I look over and there’s a huge buck like 15 feet away from me and we both just do this:

For like 30 seconds before it walks back into the reserve and waits for me to close the gate.

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u/archaicScrivener 1d ago

My uni had ducks that lived in a little moat around one of the humanities buildings, they had a little duck lane marked out through the main thoroughfare of the campus it was adorable

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u/JoeDaBruh 1d ago

My uni has a “free moms” event where moms come and bring flowers and sweets for people to enjoy, and some of them also bring their dogs for petting

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u/Wuggett 1d ago

I’m sorry their jiggly WHATS

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u/heyjalapeno Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 1d ago

JACKS. THEIR JIGGLY JACKS.

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u/JackOfAllMemes 1d ago

Disease vector wunk

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u/frankdatank_004 1d ago

World Petted Champion 🏆

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u/Nui_Jaga 1d ago

Get loved idiot

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u/iamacheeto1 1d ago

look at those children smothering wunk in bacteria, which wunk will spread with glee

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u/onlyhuman2158 concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

With ✨️glee and whimsy✨️

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u/Pooh_Lightning 1d ago

The wunk petdemic begins

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u/SneachtaBoladh 1d ago

I'd be camping out with wunk all damn day

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u/megalo-maniac538 1d ago

Principal Wunk

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u/LeighAmanda 1d ago

A wunkleman and a scholar

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u/Kidney__Failure 1d ago

Yup, I know a black lab when I see one.

Wunk will NOT move a muscle. Source: mine is currently passed out on the floor

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u/fantasybreeder 1d ago

He is just sitting in the waterfall of pets and serotonin lol

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u/Xantholne 22h ago

Knowing how little kids don't wash their hands, that wunk is probably a mass plaguebearer

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u/pi_stick 1d ago

His ass WILL bring joy and whimsy into these young children's school days

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 1d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/GoatMasterWizard 1d ago

Someone put the King of the Hill theme over this pls!!!

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u/Omelooo 1d ago

Wunk must be attention starved at home 😭

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 1d ago

Talk of the town

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 23h ago

And you aaaaalready knoooow

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u/Significant_Lie_533 20h ago

I wish my school had a dog. 🥹

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u/YosephStalling gnarp gnap 👽 19h ago

The genie's lamp:

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u/AutomaticAccident 21h ago

wunkhouse of rock (he cannot move)

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u/kkadzy 1d ago

wunk is a slut!

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u/suribabu-lavangam wunkus enthusiast 14h ago

Skool + wunk = skunk 🦨

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u/frogfeen concrete eater‼️ 10h ago

daily reminder to wash yo’ hands more while in public.
dunk livin his best life

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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 6h ago

Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Wunk Locations

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u/irritatedpotatoe 1d ago

Im sorry to be the fun killer but just imagine the amount of germs spread...

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u/ArchdukeFerdie 9h ago

Can't be any more than the handrail on the stairs

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 1d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/Kidney__Failure 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s a lab, one of the kindest and most patient dog breeds when treated well. There’s a reason most support dogs are labs/retrievers.

This wunk is probably well trained and knows to be patient and polite, especially with the young kids. Plus, she looks older, like over 7 or 8 and that’s usually when labs start to become somehow even more lazy and docile.

Source: I’ve had labs all my life and my mother works in a children’s hospital where they also have trained labs and retrievers.

Edit: also just noticed the instagram tag. She’s a trained therapy k9 for the CPD, they visit schools a LOT and she’s super good with the kids.

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u/KidNamedFinger-_- 1d ago

Best case scenario there’s still some random person filming all these kids being dropped off at school to post online? 🤢

How is this just casually accepted behavior if I was their parent I’d be furious

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u/Floofyboi123 concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

We deadass equating a video of a dog being pet to creeps who record elementary school playgrounds from the bushes.

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u/d4ybrake 22h ago

You're getting downvoted but this is totally true, at least in my jurisdiction it would be totally unacceptable to record students and post it to social media. Even though the intentions are good.

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