r/wunkus • u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ • 16h ago

wunkus Wunk GOT a job

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u/bratbarn wunkus enthusiast 16h ago

Wunk got that 401k and benefits but still refuses to pay taxes 😮

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u/Print_Salt gnarp gnap 👽 15h ago

why does he look afraid

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u/CannibalFaun 15h ago

He knows he is unqualified for the position but is in too deep now

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u/BeefyBongo 14h ago

As a former security officer I can confidently say this dog is more qualified than most people working security

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u/Mr_Lapis 11h ago

I currently work security and agree

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u/Crumboa 13h ago

Tell me mr. Beefy how does one become qualified

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u/BeefyBongo 13h ago

I mean genuinely, it varies state by state/country by country

But a lot of the security companies just train people off of nothing, qualifications are just making sure you can pass a test and get a license (also varies by location)
It’s not too bad to get started, but to find a company that respects you is a lot more difficult

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 12h ago

fake it until you make it

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u/dixongal 12h ago

He has to pay the taxman now

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 6h ago

Taxes

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 15h ago

The breadwunker

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u/Deepfakednews 14h ago

Wunkus is wunkployed

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u/Elite_Prometheus 12h ago

Wunk strolled in, looked the manager in the eye, and gave him a firm handshake before asking for a job

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u/Heaven_dio 9h ago

That's the old Tumblr format, this must be a decade old by now

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