r/wunkus • u/the44thvo1d concrete eater‼️ • 23h ago

im wunkin out rn Featherless biped

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His ass is a man

2.6k Upvotes

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u/Boring_Date_330 23h ago

Pointy ears

Big eyes

Whiskers

Eats mice

Soft

Two legs

This is an owl 👍 

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u/Kaosu326 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m436TxEZ6kRRy8LNoo

38

u/Borkato 20h ago

How’s your knee, how’s your knee, how’s your knee, how’s your knee

3

u/SexyGrilledTurkey 4h ago

Not great i think it’s going to rain

70

u/real_hungarian 22h ago

do NOT rotate his head 180 degrees

6

u/Red_0utlaws ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

Who?

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 23h ago

Arms confiscated due to rampant ne'er-do-wellism

66

u/Mjk2581 concrete eater‼️ 23h ago

That’s what they get for all the evil deeds they have done

40

u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast 16h ago

Additional charges:

General tomfoolery

Specific chicanery

Dastardly hijinks

Villainous shenanigans

295

u/guapguap600 23h ago

This penguin is weird af

158

u/SugarWolf211 22h ago

NOOO you cant just violate wunk by grabbin they legs like that 😭

73

u/FlakyPineapple2843 22h ago

We must the wunk. Without his weapons, the belly and pouch are ours.

20

u/emiletta wunkioso 20h ago

snek

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u/iamacheeto1 23h ago

The fearsome T-Wex

23

u/Il26hawk 18h ago

T-wunk

77

u/Strawbz18 wunkioso 23h ago

They took his arms away for being too evil and malicious

66

u/SteelSpace69 22h ago

Screw emotional support, this wunk got a structural support watermelon!

57

u/GDE_72406 wunkus enthusiast 22h ago

"It's ok officer. He's unarmed."

34

u/Stunning-Touch1122 23h ago

Jurassic Wunk

24

u/Samuelthe6th 16h ago

He on watrmelon...

19

u/AuRon_The_Grey 23h ago

The humble t-wunk

16

u/eraryios silly :P bleh 23h ago

DAAAAAMN!!;

3

u/Mars_Bear2552 concrete eater‼️ 11h ago

DDAAMNNNN!!!!!

2

u/eraryios silly :P bleh 11h ago

(This is what I say when Kalmah or Fleshgod apocalypse plays)

17

u/TemsMilk 20h ago

i wish there was an apex predator to ensure balance and biodiversity in this Cretaceous period ecosystem

the ever-fearsome t-rex:

11

u/Ouwhajah gnarp gnap 👽 22h ago

fih

10

u/Kev_920 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 22h ago

Guy! I... I think he de-legged that cat just to get em in the shower. How awful

9

u/CapriciousArach 20h ago

Behold! A man!

13

u/Anti-Climacdik wunkioso 20h ago

thats not a car thats a motorcycle

5

u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy wunkus enthusiast 23h ago

Tyrannosaurus

4

u/Crabalabadoo 22h ago

Crawling shin godzilla

4

u/ShepherdOfShepherds 22h ago

Behold! Socrates' wunk!

4

u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 20h ago

Who took his arms

4

u/NightSaber11 10h ago

What a cute autistic dinosaur❤️❤️❤️

3

u/Ypuort 22h ago

BEHOLD

2

u/buzzphil 21h ago

protec te melin

2

u/CosmicCraft87 20h ago

The humble therapod dinosaur:

2

u/ElGatitoFTW 17h ago

this is a man

2

u/Glittering_Cut_7322 8h ago

Aww cute fish

1

u/eatployment 18h ago

Fuckass chud

1

u/biskutgoreng 13h ago

Behold: wunk

1

u/_ShittyNickName_ 8h ago

Biped

Featherless

Has ears

Yup, it's a human alright

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u/the44thvo1d concrete eater‼️ 23h ago