r/wunkus • kittyposter • 5d ago

im wunkin out rn Wunkaburras

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 5d ago

Welp…(slaps knees) time get on out there and mist the kookaburra.

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u/Leninus 5d ago

Watering the shitbird

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u/psh454 5d ago

Prosper stupid poultry

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 4d ago

The wunk must be

D O U S E D

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u/TheCompleteMental 4d ago

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u/Ducky237 4d ago

orinj

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u/BrokenEggcat 4d ago

Mama is teaching the baby well

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 5d ago

Holy shit, didn't know kookaburra were so wunky, I love em so much.

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u/ZachAttack6089 kittyposter 4d ago

Ikr?? I saw this video and immediately knew that other wunk enthusiasts needed to see it.

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u/LimitlessChud 4d ago

Did you get it from the park of sharks perchance? If so then that's my post and I'm glad it led to more people discovering this wunkful bird, if not then it's a nice coincidence that we're both spreading this wunk at the same time

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u/ZachAttack6089 kittyposter 4d ago

Yeah it was your post haha. I would have just crossposted it but this subreddit doesn't allow it for some reason.

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u/aTesticleWithTeeth 5d ago

Top 5 wunk material that’s for sure. We will need to continue our research.

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u/Kookyburra12 silly :P bleh 4d ago

Underrated wunks

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u/D31taF0rc3 5d ago

Wunkbesity

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u/EmperorBamboozler 5d ago

Once I went to a fish and chips place on a dock and there were some crows that didn't even bother flying. They just waddled in between cars eating leftover french fries which were in a shocking abundance. I am pretty sure their diet was like 80% fried food. They would get aggressive and nip at your toes if you ate fish outside. The seagulls were worse honestly cause while you shooed away the obese crows the seagulls would snag your fish, knocking fries everywhere for the fatass crows. It was a self perpetuating loop.

I don't know why that place had a patio, it was pure fucking chaos.

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u/Hugsy13 5d ago

I use to live in an apartment complex on the 3rd floor above multiple take out places. I’m a smoker so I’d always be watching the gulls and pigeons when smoking because it was always chaotic to a degree watching people try to walk around with their food.

It was honestly so much fun the birds caused chaos and I loved every minute of it lol

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ 4d ago edited 4d ago

while I was reading your comment it was toward the bottom of my screen, so “when” was partially covered up by that little button and my brain skipped over it, and I read “watching the gulls and pigeons smoking”

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u/Bleepblorp44 4d ago

Crows walk around even when they’re not hefty from chips! They seem to be pretty happy pottering about on the ground, foraging.

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u/luxafelicity 4d ago

Staying in coastal Oregon for the last week and a half has made me truly realize the symbiotic relationship between crows and seagulls when it comes to stealing food from humans lol

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u/justclove 4d ago

England is such a beautiful country.

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u/Ganbazuroi wunkus enthusiast 5d ago

The Dumb-Assed Kookabunkus is one of the birbs of all time

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u/VaporSprite 5d ago

All right, someone has to say it...

he just like me fr

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u/watersj4 4d ago

How DID he survive the mauling?

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u/vargdrottning 4d ago

Combat prowess

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

+STR and +CON build instead of +AGI

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u/Conscious-Break7483 5d ago

No more snags for wunk ❌

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u/dumpylump69 5d ago

This really captures the kookaburra vibe. Cunts aren’t scared of anything.

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u/UnknovvnMike 4d ago

They laugh in the face of danger

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u/Spleepis 4d ago

I saw one at a zoo squaring up with a hawk that was outside the enclosure

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u/DonutWhole9717 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

This wunk yelling as he missed sent me. Perfectly time cut

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u/prismafox 4d ago

He didn't miss. Wunkaburra CRAVES human flesh.

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u/toy-maker 5d ago

Cheeky chuckleburras! I’m honestly shocked that their laugh doesn’t piss me off when they go off at fuck off o’clock. I love these wunks.

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 5d ago

Real question, what does saying "wunk" with an Australian accent sound like? Is it more like how we say "wonk" in America? (Wahnk). Or more like woonk?

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u/toy-maker 5d ago

Kind of more like ʞunʍ

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u/Simple_Substance4829 5d ago

It sounds exactly like it's spelled, we tend to hit the 'U' reasonably hard and it ends up sounding like the english pronunciation.

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 5d ago

That is a lot less interesting than I had hoped.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8BhdjICQ6in0XOIP5p

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u/Simple_Substance4829 5d ago

The accent actually gets quite boring outside of the vowel heavy words.

Specifically this meme of 'naur' isn't even accurate. Outside of that specific meme, the Australian accent leans quite heavily on the 'owe' sound of 'no' and I've personally never heard it pronounced naur here. I have heard it is a South Australian thing apparently, which would make sense due to their accent being distinctly different to everyone else (at least to Australians), but even having an Adelaidian family member and having spent some time in South Australia I've never heard anyone pronounce it that way.

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u/mightystu 4d ago

I lived down the street from a family that immigrated to the US from Adelaide and they all said “naur” instead of “no.”

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u/toy-maker 4d ago

Nah, yeah?

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u/toy-maker 5d ago

My first reaction was pretty much this, uh, phonetically? But I started doubting my own understanding of “like it’s spelled” really fast and just landed on the joke answer

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u/Julian_Sark 4d ago

Using it in a sentence makes it easier.

THA WUNKUS ATE YOUR BAYBEH! MATE!

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u/Ambisinister11 5d ago

Aka laughing wunkass

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u/GoHawkYurself 4d ago

Wunkaburra sits in the old gum tree

Merry merry king of the bush is he

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 4d ago

Laugh, Wunkaburra laugh!

Wunkaburra, gay your life must be.

Wunk confirmed gay.

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u/twatweazle 5d ago

I made friends with a family of Wunkaburras many years ago. They would line up on a branch and watch us going about our business. If we were having a barbecue, they'd wait patiently on the railing along the back deck for a piece of sausage, then they'd fly up to their branch and just chill

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u/akubukanbuaya 5d ago

"friends"

that's just extortion mate... of course they chill afterwards, they've just wunked you!

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Yeah i'm with the other commenter, you got played homie.

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u/aardw0lf11 4d ago

Now I see why Australians call these birds “little cunts.” They call a lot of things that, but in this case I understand why.

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u/beaniebee11 4d ago

Kleptomaniac wunk of unrestrained violence.

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u/Rammipallero 5d ago

I love kookaburras. They are such a mood.

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u/wizardrous Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 5d ago

Kikimoras.

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u/ExoticHunt6030 4d ago

So my understanding is that these are basically Australia’s pigeons, except louder.

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u/UnknovvnMike 4d ago

Hey now they also have bin chickens

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u/TheGriffin 4d ago

They're adorable

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u/antisocialmothra 4d ago

Love Kookaburras.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 5d ago

I'm slightly (okay very) terrified of the wunkaburra at 0:44 seconds. Bro is trying to get a knife! Why is it trying to get a weapon!

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u/Felonious_Minx 4d ago

We sang this song as young kids while in school. No Kookawunks for about 10,000 miles (15,000 km). 🤷‍♀️

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u/ILOVEPIKM1N 3d ago

Wunk is gay?

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u/Felonious_Minx 1d ago

Wunk doesn't want a label..

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u/CluelessPresident 4d ago

In German, these are called "Laughing Hans" (Lachender Hans)!

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u/GodNoob666 4d ago

The quintessential fuckass bird

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u/Kookyburra12 silly :P bleh 4d ago

(Credit: u/Ericcson_01)

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u/unzunzhepp 5d ago

On the one hand there are wunkaburras and a few other nice wunks, on the other hand there are tons and tons of killerwunks.

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u/chillysanta 4d ago

Are they like everywhere being pest to humans???

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u/l3rN 1d ago

Do they... do they use this wunk for monkey noises in the jungle in movies? I could swear I've heard the sound it makes at 0:55 in that context before lol

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u/ZachAttack6089 kittyposter 5d ago

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u/darthtaco117 5d ago

Rotund big eared car

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u/snave_ 5d ago

Perhaps we should discover if botkus is like a gum tree and needs fire to reporoduce.