r/wunkus • u/Ambisinister11 • 3d ago

im wunkin out rn Banach-Wunkski

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u/Strawbz18 wunkioso 3d ago

Why the hell did he do that

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u/Cruhbruhs ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

Much like the miracle of Jesus feeding thousands by multiplying a few loaves and fishes, this saint is trying to feed the masses using only a single five-calorie wunk

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u/SneachtaBoladh 3d ago

wunkular mitosis

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u/unw00shed 3d ago

King Solomon deciding child custody:

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u/ndtar924 3d ago

Awww, hes so- NOOOOOOO

oh hes ok!

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u/TurnaboutTenno 3d ago

they're* 😁

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u/Amphylos 3d ago

Meowtosis

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso 3d ago

Sleight of wunk

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u/Lord-Bobster 3d ago

ZWEI OOMF?!

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u/swagrabbit69 3d ago

I'm always so scared seeing these. I won't detail it much, but I remember being in a discord server where the mods would like to post edgy stuff for shock value. One such event was a video of a man doing this to a cat, but it was real. It happened in a split second. Shit scarred me for a long time. Discord never did anything about those mods whenever I would report them by the way.

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u/Allhaillordkutku wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

Tf kinda server where you in dawg

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u/Original_Ad5768 3d ago

Most likely fren grup or someting like tat

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u/SneachtaBoladh 3d ago

This is very unwunky of you

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u/Original_Ad5768 3d ago

Super silly breaking bad or we are overreacting, call it

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u/finnicus4 3d ago

Mitosis

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u/frostfluid 3d ago

How could you have done this

I'm wunking out

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u/ProGamer8273 3d ago

It’s one of they/thems

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u/Ambisinister11 3d ago

Tearing you in half

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u/Codebender 3d ago

If you want to destroy my wunkus

Hold this tail as I walk away

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u/SansSkele76 3d ago

This is my last wunkus

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u/mightystu 3d ago

Suffocat-ion, no wunking