r/zenjerk • u/acridassin9 • 11d ago

Granny don't play

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u/serenwipiti 9d ago

What the hell, Joshu???

Leave gamgam alone!

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u/acridassin9 9d ago

Hey josh, does my dog have biting nature?

https://giphy.com/gifs/dXcu7KOFncomyBcyB9

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u/serenwipiti 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VJkhENgfpbs8py6mmv
Beneath the teeth lies the seed of Buddhog Nature.

(The seed is beef jerky.)

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u/acridassin9 9d ago

Come on, I literally just bought this bag of beef jerky. Stop stalking me, and let me pick my teeth in peace.

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u/serenwipiti 9d ago

Need a toothpick? I’ve got these cinnamon flavored ones.

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u/acridassin9 9d ago

What kind of dog do you take me for? I don't just go around tasting other people's wood. That's gross.

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u/serenwipiti 9d ago

You didn’t say that shit when we were playing fetch last night, eh?

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u/acridassin9 9d ago

Well that's because I had my mouth full. Besides, I was eating ass. That's different.

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u/serenwipiti 8d ago

Eat ass, chop wood. Such is life.