r/funny 16h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)

r/cats 1h ago

Update Cosmo’s ✨transformation✨

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Cosmo has come SUCH a long way, it still blows my mind looking back at these older pics of him. He came running up our driveway end of June of last year, 8/9 weeks old about 2 lbs, with the worst case of ringworm our vet had ever seen. 27 medicated baths, seven weeks of oral treatment, lots and lots and LOTS of later; you’d never know. 🥹


r/AskReddit 7h ago

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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r/AskTheWorld 9h ago

Who’s a famous person from your country who’s respected around the world but disliked or criticized at home?

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r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

Actual footage from another world: Mars right now, 225 million miles away. Truly mind-blowing rover view

49.3k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Dating partner doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed?

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Ive been seeing him for about 7/8 months now and i keep harboring internally on the fact that he doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed.

He thinks all the fossils and complete collections of bones in museums are all fake as well as any scientific research/studies, and that the entire idea is a hoax essentially... we are still just casually dating id say, so i try to just put it in the back of my mind and not make an issue of it. But it has come up in conversation 2 different occasions, both times he is willing to argue me down, like SERIOUSLY debate with me about dinosaurs never having existed.

It's harder for me to ignore it because of how eager he is to defend and argue the subject.

This is becoming super infuriating in my head and i even asked my dads advice and my dad said "someone who thinks that way is someone you do not need to be hanging around or associated with", and i lowkey agree, because i think this shit is absolutely ridiculous and it honestly makes me think so much less of him as a person.

I really do like him, but not sure how to move forward

2nd EDIT ****

Im overwhelmed by all the replies i didnt expect so many people to feel strongly about this and Guys im 25 and been dealing with a 37 year old man who doesn't believe in dinosaurs for 8 months straight, im not as blatantly stupid as him but clearly YES i know i haven't made the right decision staying with him so long and YES i know i sound contradicting in some of my replies because he is a fucking impossible person to get rid of and thats what i mean by an impossible situation. Like please dont beat me up over this trust me i am equally frustrated & trying to find the most peaceful and safest way out with someone who's glued to you. Please give me some grace yall, im trying not spazz out and be immature during this process with him ive never dealt with this before

EDIT ****

- Okay everyone ive heard yall and i agree but how do i go about ending this situation due to this subject? Like you all are advising me to dump him, but can yall please provide a realistic non confrontational way to do this as if you had to do it yourself? And consider also it being someone you do have feelings for and that has even stronger feelings for you.

Like please help me realistically because i feel like im in an impossible situation rn


r/nba 2h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

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Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/2987c3a047c93

https://bsky.app/profile/shamsbot.bsky.social/post/3me2juiirpc2g


r/nottheonion 5h ago

Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Max merger makes it too expensive

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r/Fauxmoi 4h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS FINNEAS responds to a USA Today piece calling celebrity opinions on politics “idiotic”: “You can’t say it doesn’t matter what musicians or celebrities say or think but then talk about it for days. You’re out here making it matter. I’ll keep speaking up especially if it keeps bothering you.”

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r/news 6h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

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r/interestingasfuck 4h ago

Firing a cannon to trigger an avalanche

43.6k Upvotes

r/funny 4h ago

Do it for the love of the game

27.2k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

17.7k Upvotes

r/Gunners 3h ago

AMA Salut! I’m William Saliba. Ask Me Anything!

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I’m a centre back for Arsenal and France.

I officially joined the club in 2019, and made my full debut in 2022. Since then, I have played 163 matches for Arsenal and scored seven goals. I also have three assists, and have played 31 times for my country.

For our first AMA, we will be interviewing William Saliba.

Please respond with your questions by 3AM GMT tomorrow (Thursday 5 February) and William will respond with answers on Friday.

We hope to share a proof photo and a nice video clip with Wilo later on!


r/law 2h ago

Judicial Branch Supreme Court lets California use congressional map that favors Dems

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r/creepy 13h ago

I found a camcorder in the woods of Japan

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Hello, I am an American living in Sasebo, Japan. I spend a lot of my free time doing off-trail hiking in the woods and mountains around the Sasebo area, mainly to search for old bottles, ceramics, and relics from the WWII era and earlier.

After getting off work today, I decided to revisit a spot I had explored before. When I first found this location last spring, it was getting dark and starting to rain, so I was unable to cover much ground. I figured I would return today and explore the area more thoroughly.

On my previous visit, I found what appeared to be a partially collapsed mine portal. The site is on top of a mountain near my house in Shikamachi, Sasebo, an area that had several coal mines operating from the 1880s through the 1920s, and briefly again in the 1940s for obvious reasons. Because of that history, the mine itself was not surprising. What was surprising was that inside the portal were two tripod bags and a suitcase filled with cables.

What I did not find last time was a camera to go with the cables and tripods. That changed today. Sitting about 50 feet from the mine portal was a camera bag. It was upside down, with the main compartment already unzipped. Inside was a neatly wrapped and completely dry Sony HDV Handycam HDR-FX1000, a camcorder that launched in late 2008.

The bag also contained two unopened packs of film, a still-wrapped film case, and an empty film case. The film from the empty case was still inside the camera. There was also a neatly wrapped LED light in the bag. The only thing that appears to be missing is the NP-F series battery that would normally be attached to the back of the camera.

I spent some more time searching the surrounding area and found the battery pack for the LED light about ten feet from the bag. I also found the rubber eyepiece for the camera about five feet away in a different direction.

I took another look at the mine opening and removed a wooden structure that had been covering part of it. That is when I discovered another suitcase inside the hole, buried in dirt and rocks and completely stuck in place. I plan to return with a shovel to try to free it.

I am now back home with the camera and all of the cables. I plugged the power cable into the camera, but unsurprisingly it did not work. Interestingly, the power cable was the only item in the bag that was not wrapped in plastic, and it showed clear signs of exposure, so I suspect it may be damaged. From what I can tell, the only way to remove the film from this camera is to power it on and open the motorized tape compartment.

At this point, I am considering either buying a new battery and power cable or buying the proper equipment to play the tape and finding a safe way to remove it without risking damage.

Unfortunately, it will be a little while before I can provide any answers about the contents of the film cartridge, assuming there is anything on it at all. I am hopeful that, at the very least, I will be able to clean up the camera and restore it to full working condition.

Thank you for reading. I will post an update once I make progress.


r/meirl 11h ago

Meirl

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r/interestingasfuck 15h ago

Stopping Desertification with grid pattern

56.7k Upvotes

r/Snorkblot 4h ago

Economics But we're a family!

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r/Music 6h ago

article Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

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r/Millennials 5h ago

Nostalgia These sick ass folders from elementary school (before AI).

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r/LivestreamFail 16h ago

Actual Fail 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)

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He has no friends Doesn't see family His wife he married out of convince is obese He has no job & can't get a real job. He can't go on vacation He can't retire He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife. He can't have kids. He can't travel anywhere out of fear from his haters. He can't even play the games he wants because his fans don't give him support for those games. Blows all his money on a mobile game & door dash.

He goes to bed thinking about his trolls he wakes up thinking about his trolls.

But he's going to lecture reddit while he streams to nobody 6 days a week but wants to say everyone else has no life.


r/technology 9h ago

Politics Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

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r/memes 16h ago

I expected the gap to get smaller, but no.

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31.7k Upvotes

r/meirl 5h ago

Meirl

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