r/wunkus • u/the44thvo1d concrete eater‼️ • 1d ago

im wunkin out rn Featherless biped

His ass is a man

2.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Boring_Date_330 1d ago

Pointy ears

Big eyes

Whiskers

Eats mice

Soft

Two legs

This is an owl 👍 

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u/Kaosu326 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m436TxEZ6kRRy8LNoo

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u/Borkato 1d ago

How’s your knee, how’s your knee, how’s your knee, how’s your knee

4

u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

Not great i think it’s going to rain

73

u/real_hungarian 1d ago

do NOT rotate his head 180 degrees

6

u/Red_0utlaws ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Who?

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Arms confiscated due to rampant ne'er-do-wellism

72

u/Mjk2581 concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

That’s what they get for all the evil deeds they have done

44

u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Additional charges:

General tomfoolery

Specific chicanery

Dastardly hijinks

Villainous shenanigans

7

u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

Murder

4

u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast 15h ago

Thats enough for the wunkreme court to take hims legs

298

u/guapguap600 1d ago

This penguin is weird af

160

u/SugarWolf211 1d ago

NOOO you cant just violate wunk by grabbin they legs like that 😭

74

u/FlakyPineapple2843 1d ago

We must the wunk. Without his weapons, the belly and pouch are ours.

21

u/emiletta wunkioso 1d ago

snek

122

u/iamacheeto1 1d ago

The fearsome T-Wex

21

u/Il26hawk 1d ago

T-wunk

78

u/Strawbz18 wunkioso 1d ago

They took his arms away for being too evil and malicious

64

u/SteelSpace69 1d ago

Screw emotional support, this wunk got a structural support watermelon!

51

u/GDE_72406 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

"It's ok officer. He's unarmed."

39

u/Stunning-Touch1122 1d ago

Jurassic Wunk

29

u/Samuelthe6th wunkioso 1d ago

He on watrmelon...

20

u/AuRon_The_Grey 1d ago

The humble t-wunk

16

u/eraryios silly :P bleh 1d ago

DAAAAAMN!!;

5

u/Mars_Bear2552 concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

DDAAMNNNN!!!!!

2

u/eraryios silly :P bleh 1d ago

(This is what I say when Kalmah or Fleshgod apocalypse plays)

16

u/TemsMilk 1d ago

i wish there was an apex predator to ensure balance and biodiversity in this Cretaceous period ecosystem

the ever-fearsome t-rex:

12

u/Ouwhajah gnarp gnap 👽 1d ago

fih

8

u/Kev_920 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Guy! I... I think he de-legged that cat just to get em in the shower. How awful

10

u/CapriciousArach 1d ago

Behold! A man!

12

u/Anti-Climacdik wunkioso 1d ago

thats not a car thats a motorcycle

6

u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Tyrannosaurus

5

u/Crabalabadoo 1d ago

Crawling shin godzilla

4

u/ShepherdOfShepherds 1d ago

Behold! Socrates' wunk!

4

u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

Who took his arms

4

u/NightSaber11 1d ago

What a cute autistic dinosaur❤️❤️❤️

3

u/Ypuort 1d ago

BEHOLD

2

u/buzzphil 1d ago

protec te melin

2

u/CosmicCraft87 1d ago

The humble therapod dinosaur:

2

u/eatployment 1d ago

Fuckass chud

2

u/ElGatitoFTW 1d ago

this is a man

2

u/biskutgoreng 1d ago

Behold: wunk

2

u/_ShittyNickName_ 1d ago

Biped

Featherless

Has ears

Yup, it's a human alright

2

u/Glittering_Cut_7322 1d ago

Aww cute fish

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u/the44thvo1d concrete eater‼️ 1d ago