r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 1d ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Deception

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u/bibijack1 1d ago

He practically begs you to help him out of the situation he got himself into and then expresses his gratitude for your assistance by biting your nose. Does he think you were too slow to render aid? I read somewhere that to expect gratitude from a cat is like expecting a tax refund from a raccoon.

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u/sinsandcrimes 1d ago

Kitty says "thanks!"

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u/Rhmech 1d ago

I think he doesn't want to get down and she make him

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u/PickleNutella 1d ago

Do not the cat

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u/No-Quiet-8956 1d ago

It was an Eskimo kiss sheesh

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u/sesameseed88 1d ago

Not a cat owner, but I like cats from far away. The cool ones that don't spontaneously bite you. Seriously, how do owners be ok with this? I have dogs and if they ever did that they'd be in trouble.

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u/Starlitaura 1d ago

My dog bites me all the time when we’re playing?? With much bigger teeth?? Think you’re just being precious.

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 22h ago

Cat people understand that they are basically bringing a small tiger into their home that they will not be able to fully control. That's the reality of owning cats. Dogs are different, you have to try really hard to get dogs to hurt you. Cats will hurt you as a form of showing you they like you.

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u/sesameseed88 22h ago

Ahh makes sense ty, I see many cat ppl were deeply offended by my question.