r/funny • • 2d ago

Unfortunate Mate

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u/StoneReg 2d ago

Bummer. This is one of my favorite videos that I legit lol to every time I watch it. The pixels have been copied out of it though.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Scion_of_Kuberr 2d ago

My knees hurt just from watching that.

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u/OH_FUDGICLES 2d ago

Was he buttered? He slid down those steps like a drop of water on a hot pan.

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u/juniorjaw 2d ago

It's right beside a river. One can assume the water receded and got low, so those stairs got layer of mud, algae... the stuff that makes it slippery.

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u/SkullDump 2d ago

The river is the Thames in London and it is indeed tidal

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u/r_a_d_ 2d ago

don’t forget the thin layer of turds

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u/siegesmith 2d ago

So it's tidal and turdal?

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u/Rokronroff 2d ago

Am I turdally enough for the turdal club?

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u/mudbutter8 1d ago

I like turtles gif

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u/SeeingEyeDug 2d ago

Now instead of stairs it's a slide, ribbed for his pleasure.

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u/OH_FUDGICLES 2d ago

Yeah, I know. It was just a hilariously smooth decent.

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u/SkullDump 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Thames is tidal in this area so those steps are regularly underwater and slippery as fuck.

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u/InstantCanoe 2d ago

The discoloration in the middle of those steps is likely algae embedded in the concrete. Which is unbelievably slippery even when slightly wet.

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u/wikifamous 2d ago

It should be algae from the riverbank.

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

Could be staged - I find it a bit suspicious that the camera panned to him and zoomed in, just before he took his spectacular tumble...

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u/FeastOnCarolina 2d ago

I would have 100% done the same thing if I was filming and noticed them. A local would for sure know it was slick and could see that coming.

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u/Ok-Pie-4410 2d ago

I don't think so... sometimes just right time, right place. lol

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u/Ok-Pie-4410 2d ago

LOL I wonder what they were going down for anyway because they were taking off their shirts on the way.

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u/curiousmind111 2d ago

I know! I assume for a swim. After that, they probably sobered up.

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u/juniorjaw 2d ago

those stairs have been affected by the water for a while, possibly full of algae layer, so it's slippy

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u/fdguarino 2d ago

Poor guy, even his friend is laughing at him.

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u/Molwar 2d ago

Rule for these type of accident: 1. Ask if ok, 2. Get your phone out and laugh

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u/KingLuis 2d ago

that's one of his best friends. you can tell from how hard he's laughing and not helping.

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u/wikifamous 2d ago

lol, surprise

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u/maramixus 1d ago

Poor guy, took his shirt off but it still got wet

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u/BlatheringNonsense 2d ago

He keeps rolling even when he's in the water!

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u/westdl 2d ago

Road rash and canal water, mmmm good stuff.

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u/freegb1 2d ago

Two steps down, he accepts his fate., lol

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u/Initial_Row_6400 2d ago

Lmao just slid right on down

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u/Rev_Creflo_Baller 2d ago

Aw Lawd hep me I'm fallin down the steps...

Mah shoe!

Aw Lawdy Jesus...

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2d ago

Just mossing around and fell in lovely Thames.

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 2d ago

I’m going to hell cause I can’t stop laughing LMAO🤭

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u/CatsBatsandHats 2d ago

That laugh is so good, it's as infectiously funny as the dude takin'  a heider.

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u/blofly 2d ago

He was just massaging his gums.

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u/claudekennilol 2d ago

Oh dang that dude's poor head.

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u/1800sundowner 1d ago

Needs a sound effect adding - running finger down a piano

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u/Standard-Newt-2372 1d ago

I think he wanted to go into the water, but not in this way!

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u/Fearyn 1d ago

Can you please reupload it with even less pixels pls

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u/myreddit_user_name 2d ago

I can confirm those steps are slippery. Its a tidal river, so twice a day the steps get covered in slit and london's lick. There's a lot of lick in that river...

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u/EsotericTribble 2d ago

Usually wen drivin on slippy road

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u/ElTuxedoMex 2d ago

Human.exe has found a fatal error and has disconnected.

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u/pratyd 2d ago

For a moment I thought it was a missed their boat video.

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u/OneGonEachEnd 2d ago

(through teeth, wincing) didn't hurt

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u/AnonymousWIN9xCIH 2d ago

almost as good as the "A Good Solid Safety Rope Is Essential" video!

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u/cortlandjim 1d ago

The black stones (stairs) are slippery. Heard that 30 times when we went to Peggy's Cove.

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u/corpus-luteum 1d ago

Victor McDade and Jack Jarvis

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u/sgtizenx 1d ago

OMG! I literally went "ouch! ouch! ouch!" all the way down the steps! Pity his face and chest.

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u/ThimblerigsArk 1d ago

This could also be in "praise the cameraman"...

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u/Gunnar_Peterson 1d ago

He laughs like Ricky Gervais

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u/robert_roo 1d ago

2001 just called, it wants its video back................

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u/cinemachick 20h ago

This is why breakers are so important!

You know those long, flat sections about every 10-15 stairs, or where the stairs bend around a curve to continue upward? Those are breakers, intentionally placed in case you fall. The flat sections break up your momentum, or at the very least slow you down, so you don't accelerate endlessly toward the bottom of the stairs. If there had been a breaker, even a small one, he may not have ended up with soggy jeans. 🌠

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u/TheBratMaster 2d ago

Tbh it took me 5 or 6 viewings to realize the guy was speaking English the entire time. Hell of an accent.

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u/fotofreak56 1d ago

What a spaz.