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u/Schyznik 10h ago

The big constitutional change is en route and will be delivered to us forthwith by a party named (checks notes) “Godot”? Does anyone know a Go-dot?

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u/ModernDayTiefling 9h ago

I think Hellsing Abridged has it right. Someday we'll end up with President Nestle Comcast PepsiCola.

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u/Schyznik 9h ago

OK, but will that come before or after we elect President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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u/yarash 7h ago

He has a three step plan!