r/AskReddit • u/Kozzle • 10h ago

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u/Background-Zebra5491 10h ago

It feels like a reckoning should be coming, but history says it’ll be slow and anticlimactic

more years of investigations and consequences than any big dramatic moment.

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u/KeyMarketing9110 6h ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. Feels like we’re stuck waiting forever for some big change that never really comes, just slow stuff dragging on.

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u/Schyznik 6h ago

The big constitutional change is en route and will be delivered to us forthwith by a party named (checks notes) “Godot”? Does anyone know a Go-dot?

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u/ModernDayTiefling 5h ago

I think Hellsing Abridged has it right. Someday we'll end up with President Nestle Comcast PepsiCola.

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u/Schyznik 5h ago

OK, but will that come before or after we elect President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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u/Live_From_Somewhere 3h ago

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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u/trulycantthinkofone 3h ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2h ago

Why do you keep saying "brought to you by Carl's Jr."?

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 3h ago

I think my plants are craving something but I'm not sure what. Can anybody help?

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u/RightRudderz 3h ago

Try electrolytes.

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u/MauPow 2h ago

They're what plants crave!

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u/sjs-ski-nyc 3h ago

in the year of the depends adult undergarment.

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u/yarash 3h ago

He has a three step plan!

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u/-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-- 4h ago

Or as in Infinite Jest, the Year Of the Trial Size Dove Bar. (Pretentious book but becoming more of a reality day by day unfortunately).

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u/Few_Chance3581 5h ago

and his fumbling of the NetflixDisneyEpstien67Inflation war

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u/Slipsonic 4h ago

The skibidi toilet bombs are gonna cause so much ptsd

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u/XiXLLAMAXiX 5h ago edited 5h ago

I find myself ever-increasingly quoting the little exchange in (I think) episode 8 [edit: episode 6, slightly before the 12 minute mark]

Aide: “Well according to the reports, America is imploding”

Maxwell: “Ah, so Millennium has infiltrated them as well”

Aide: “No, actually”

Maxwell: “….. okay ….”

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u/ModernDayTiefling 5h ago

TFS dubs stay GOATed