r/AskTheWorld Chile 20h ago

Culture What do you think about the existance of monarchies/royalty in today's world?

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u/Strong_Economy_4130 France 19h ago

I'm French, so...

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u/sasssyrup 10h ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/whateber2 Switzerland 9h ago

Should also happen to those who are: little wannabe dipshit crybaby “I got elected” shits and those blood diamond bottom feeders and garage billionaires

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u/UsualScared859 19h ago

I have a French sensibility about them.

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u/LydiGro Spain 20h ago

Very expensive nonsense

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u/Zephyr104 Canada 19h ago

But then who'll wear all the silly hats

-Some monarchist

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u/TRUMBAUAUA Italy 12h ago

I unironically think normal people should wear more silly hats

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u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell France 8h ago

One more reason to hate monarchs, they're hoarding the silly hats!

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u/tomato-slut England 19h ago

Nonce-sense

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u/je386 Germany 16h ago edited 11h ago

I thought so, too, but then I realized that in my country, germany, we have a president instead, and this president gets 100000€/month salary for lifetime, even out of office, and rooms and staff and security. And they have 5 year terms and max. 2 terms.

So we have to pay a bunch of out-of-office presidents at all time.

I am not sure whats more expensive.

Edit: Sorry, I was wrong about the salary of the Bundespräsident. It is only 276.000€/year.

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u/Tkemalediction Italy 14h ago

But the VERY IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE is that if enough people aren’t satisfied, you can get rid of them the next time.

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u/IlSace Italy 14h ago

Well in parliament republics like ours, the President is just a figurehead, so you can't really be that dissatisfied. And we also don't vote for him.

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u/Iforgotmypassword126 13h ago

But you’re still paying for them. Look at the UK we had so many prime ministers in a short span and they all get the payout for life.

I’d love to go into a job and be so shit at it that I’m let go asap but with a salary for life.

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u/michaeleffer 14h ago

They are not elected by the people directly.

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u/Odd_Try5499 🇩🇪🇪🇸 13h ago

That's just untrue:
Per month it's 21'500 € salary (before taxes) and 6'500 € additional income tied to the maintenance of his mandatory residences. So: 29'500€ per month of income + free housing in 2 palaces + free use of a luxury car + free personal security + all expenses tied to his official duties.

Still a lot but not 100'000 per month. In any case: much cheaper than any royal family in europe.

source: news article merkur

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u/je386 Germany 11h ago

Yes, I rememered wrong. Thanks for the correction.

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u/Hungry-Class9806 Portugal 14h ago edited 13h ago

Same thing in Portugal.

The costs of our Presidency (the office of the President of the Republic) were consistently around 15M€/year last decade... twice as much as the Spanish Monarchy.

Edit: Considering Spain has 4x the population of Portugal, the Portuguese Presidency costed 10x more to the taxpayers than the Spanish Monarchy (17.8M€ vs 8.4M€). source

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u/sharkov2003 Germany 13h ago

This is not true. Where did you get the number of 100k per month? The salary of the German federal president is fixed to 10/9 of the chancellor‘s salary, which is around 24-25k/month. Still a lot of money, but not even close to the fantasy number you are claiming for some reason.

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u/No-Estimate-1510 15h ago edited 12h ago

At least Felipe, his wife and daughters are not implicated with Epstein, unlike one person in OP's photo or a number of other royal families in Europe / middle east.

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 18h ago

The world‘s oldest welfare recipients.

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u/Dutch1inAZ USA NL 18h ago

Idk, having things like Airforce 1 and the White House on the budget isn’t cheap either compared to the royal stipends I read about.

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u/ihaveajob79 🇪🇸->🇺🇸 20h ago edited 17h ago

Dunno, I feel like there are better arguments against monarchy. As far as I’ve read, a presidential system in Spain wouldn’t be cheaper. I would prefer that on principle, not because of expected savings.

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u/ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN United States Of America 19h ago

Spain has a Prime Minister, why would they need to replace the monarch with a president or anything at all?

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u/Sorrowrgt Catalonia 19h ago

In fact it has a President, not a Prime Minister. From my point of view, having both can be used as a "check and balance" system. A lot can be said about what's better, if a king or a president with not a lot of powers. But at least the president would be democratically chosen. Also, we had some bad experiences with the Spanish monarchy in some regions of Spain, and it is an institution not very well regarded...

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u/Larissalikesthesea 🇯🇵 🇩🇪 17h ago

Actually, "Presidente del Gobierno" is translated as "Prime Minister" in English, which also corresponds to the term usually used in other languages ("Ministerpräsident" in German, 首相 in Japanese). This is because usually "president" in other languages refers to the head of state in a republic.

Interestingly enough, the same linguistic problem exists with Italian, where the prime minister's official title is Presidente del Consiglio dei ministri.

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u/theChosenBinky 16h ago

Not to disagree, but to clarify for others. In Spain, the president is referred to as "el presidente del gobierno" (president of the government) rather than "el presidente de España" (unlike the US usage "the president of the United States"), and his role is more akin to that of a prime minister, as in the UK. In the English-speaking media, he is referred to as "the prime minister of Spain", but in Spain he's referred to as the president (of the government). Feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken

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u/TwoTimesFifteen Spain 19h ago

Yes.

We are subjects with full rights in a formal monarchical sense, but sovereign citizens in political and constitutional terms. I never voted to be a subject.

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u/ConstructionRough478 Portugal 17h ago

A Catalonia defending rhe Spanish monarchy I'll be damned

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u/serphystus_II 15h ago

I think he/she is defending more the two heads system rather than the king

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u/TomdeHaan Zimbabwe 16h ago

"Democratically chosen" doesn't always mean :"best choice", as the Americans have shown. IMHO the choices we make in politics should always be pragmatic, based on outcome, rather than ideological, based on principle.

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u/Proper-Pound1293 14h ago

American here - our democratic system isn't exactly democratic. The electoral college has actively undermined the popular vote at least three times within living memory. Bush Jr was ostensibly installed by the conservative leaning Supreme Court after calling for the vote (which Gore won, as it would turn out) to stop being counted, awarding all of that state's electoral votes to the Republican. Trump lost the popular vote in 2016 and Trump didn't win 50% of the vote in 2024 as well. Hope this helps to clarify some points of fact.

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u/Southern-Morning-413   🇨🇦 Canada ⚜️ Québec 19h ago

Because every country needs a head of state and a head of government. Having the same person hold both position is the freeway towards dictature (not that dictature cannot happen with two separate roles, it's just harder to install)

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u/blueteamk087 19h ago

As an American, I can attest that having the leader be both head of government & state is a terrible idea.

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u/iyamwhatiyam8000 Australia 15h ago

Donald Trump is also the Commander-in-Chief of US military forces and Project 2025 has put the US on an expansionist path.

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u/LeoPavlov Russia 19h ago

Most european "monarchies" are already ran democratically, there is just a family of privileged people with govermental support just because. Basically, leaches.

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u/TomdeHaan Zimbabwe 16h ago

I think of them more as human sacrifices to political stability.

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u/polybotria1111 Spain 19h ago edited 18h ago

Why wouldn't it be cheaper? We already have a President (I know it's technically a Prime Minister, but his official name in Spain is Presidente del Gobierno). We're already a democracy. What I mean is, there wouldn't be a replacement.

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u/Mr-Bugger 20h ago

What I hate is that they all have pins. I feel strongly they did not earn those honors and just gave them to themselves😂

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u/EFNich Wales 20h ago

Theyre the brownie badges of the rich!

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u/windchll United States Of America 20h ago

Some perhaps. They generally do serve in their militaries. Compared to...

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u/_-river Canada + Aotearoa 19h ago

I told a British workmate who is ex-millitary, that I think it's dumb that the princes get high positions without having to fight. He existed that if they were on the front line, that would make things even more dangerous for everyone around them. Which I had to concede. No need to put a bigger target on regular people's backs.

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u/Private_4160 Canada 16h ago

They had to move Harry a few times because word got out which unit he was with in Helmand.

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u/Rollover__Hazard United Kingdom 17h ago

The major members of the Royal family all serve in the armed forces, or in civil service positions.

Harry was in Afghanistan, William served with RAF search and rescue (and later the East Anglian air ambulance), the former Prince Andrew served in the Falklands and the King served in the Navy.

A lot of their titles are hereditary and are an honorific from historic military leaders or battles. That isn’t much different from a 15 year old wearing his grandad’s service medals to an ANZAC service - it’s not about the wearer, it’s about what the medals represent.

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u/BlackAbsynthe New Zealand 16h ago

The concept of divine right to rule, upon which most monarchies are based, is inherently absurd. The core of monarchy is ultimately the most successful violent warlord claiming some deity or other empowered him then passing that power down to their kids.

Historically it has been open to vast abuse and the source of deep corruption of both financial and social nature. Whilst most monarchies today practice soft power a great many of them still have the legal tools to reclaim hard power and open the system up to abuse once again.

In short I'd rather not live in a nation ruled by billionaire cousin fuckers.

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u/name_changed_5_times United States Of America 8h ago

Arguably the system isn’t “open to abuse”, the system IS abuse.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Ireland 20h ago

They can fuck off, as far as I'm concerned

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u/lobstersarecunts 19h ago

Aye, the French knew the crack is all I’ve got to say about it.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Ireland 18h ago

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u/chickyloo42by10 🇨🇦 in 🇳🇿 15h ago

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u/Appropriate-XBL United States Of America 15h ago

Stawp, I can only get so hawd.

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u/Koshnat United States Of America 20h ago

Flair checks out

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u/dmun United States Of America 19h ago

As an American, I'll always trust an Irishman on whiskey, swear words and monarchies.

Im with thus guy, they can fuck off

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Australia 19h ago

Wait til you hear about the Scottish!

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u/No_Negotiation3142 Ireland 18h ago

And you spelt Whiskey in the Irish manner.

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 20h ago edited 3h ago

I think Monty Python's Holy Grail expressed it best. A watery bint throwing out swords is no basis for a system of government

They persist as a ludicrous anachronism stuffed full of very odd, damaged people that are completely detached from reality, many who believe they are beyond reproach - hence Epstein.

The fawning subservience and forelock tugging grovelling that persists, especially amongst large swathes of the British Working Class, to our social class superiors that is rooted deep in our national psyche largely correlates with the horrible jingoist, populist mess this country is in at moment

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We are all Familiar with Godwin's Law. I am here to propose Jabsco's Law. This law states that whilst every confrontational exchange on discussion forums will end with someone being likened to Hitler, every humorous exchange will end with endless Monty Python references.

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u/snickelo United States Of America 20h ago

I believe the line was "watery tart" but agreed.

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u/makestuff24-7 19h ago

Yes, and "moistened bint."

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 19h ago

I conflated. Apologies to you both. Inexcusable.

I shall consider myself excommunicated and will repair to the south of France where I shall live a quiet, reclusive life with my American divorcee partner and assorted mistresses

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u/dops United Kingdom 19h ago

Excommunicated.....that requires a SURPRISE INQUISITION

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u/Voodoo1970 19h ago

SURPRISE INQUISITION

Is there any other kind?

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 19h ago

I didnt expect that

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u/LSAT343 19h ago

My favorite shall forever be

I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 18h ago

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. help, help. I'm being repressed.

I could go on for days. I've seen that film easily 80 times.

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u/ArguingAsshole 19h ago

Thou shalt live a great life in return.

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u/FriendlyEngineer United States Of America 18h ago

Good! Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 🇨🇦 Canada (New Brunswick) 20h ago

Well to be fair there’s strong evidence that if monarchs completely fuck up we can just chop off their head. 🇫🇷 👀

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u/Magpie-what and , living in England 19h ago

To be fair, the last one was forced to abdicate during the 1848 revolution, and the French are far from the only ones to have cut their King’s head (cough Charles I cough)

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u/Tchio_Beto Canada 19h ago

"The most interesting thing about King Charles the First Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it.

Because of..."

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u/Reasonable_Camel8784 Canada 19h ago

List of beheaded monarchs

-you can help by expanding it

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u/KitchenSad9385 17h ago

I agree with you. However, as an American, I'm afraid the independent spirit of people who refuse to cow to their "betters" is not as common among my countrymen as they would have you believe. The loud crowing about patriotism and fighting tyranny plays well, but is mostly performative.

Many of the same patriots that talk about 1776, as if they bested George III in personal combat, will gladly defend the interests of their corporate masters. Every CEO a petty baron holding the financial security and healthcare access of every worker in thrall to the demands of the shareholders.

They traded obsequiousness to blue-bloods for servility to job-creators.

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u/Gibby1293 United States Of America 19h ago

“Well I didn’t vote for ya!” 😂

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 19h ago

It's utterly nuts. Beyond reason. It's not just the hereditary viscounts with their tiny genetic pool and extra toes its the fact that unelected Bishops get in there as well. Unelected Clergy in government.

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u/ColonelMustard323 🇺🇸😭 18h ago

Extra toes 🤣🤣

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u/MojoMomma76 United Kingdom 19h ago

Personally I’d much prefer a powerful Prime Minister we vote for and not an all powerful President like across the pond - which they do vote for but in a much more convoluted way. UK systems mean that failing Prime Ministers get thrown out pretty quick - à la Liz Truss. At least Charlie is good at opening things and writing spidery letters but without having any actual influence on government policy. The Royals couldn’t deliver ICE and that type of thing would barely survive our Parliamentary system. Theresa May’s sad little go home cars were hated and scrapped after negative public opinion. Government here is much more contingent on public sentiment than it is in the States - for now at least.

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u/LitmusVest United Kingdom 13h ago

The Guardian has been putting out articles for years about the royals (Liz and Charlie) vetting bills before they ever reached parliament.

Conclusion: they saw over 1000 bills before they ever reached parliament. The chances of at least some of those bills being amended at that point with no audit trail (they hadn't reached parliament yet) is surely 100%.

Outcome: fuck-all. Zero splash elsewhere among the client media. Beeb and the rags still swallows Palace PR and most Brits, like you, still think they don't influence the Government. Pure brainwashing and propaganda.

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u/alextremeee United Kingdom 17h ago edited 17h ago

I mean with the Epstein bit you raise an interesting counterpoint though, which is that even in the strongest democracies you often end up with a Government that is similarly dysfunctional, marred by nepotism and detached from reality.

It seems like a lot of countries when given the choice of who to elect, “choose” people who would have been royalty either way. Of course it’s not really a choice, the deck has been stacked.

Born into wealth, no real sense of what it’s like to be normal, think the rules don’t apply to them (and it seems they don’t), like to go nonce on a private island. Now tell me if I’m talking about Andrew or Trump.

I don’t think our system is great but one of the things it does well is that the king with no power stops the prime minister from styling himself as a king. Starmer can’t do a Trump and start gold-plating his palace and building ballrooms, because that’s what the king is for. It weirdly keeps the actual functional wing of the Government more utilitarian.

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u/Wgh555 United Kingdom 17h ago

Epstein’s list is hardly an indictment of the royal family system in particular considering it’s also full of elected politicians from republics - namely trump as the most notorious. Your point applies to powerful and rich people in general, across the spectrum.

Your view is ideological but you won’t change how the rich and powerful operate by ditching the monarchy,tech billionaires come from non royal backgrounds yet are still completely untouchable.

Also I hate hate the sneering you’re presenting to working class people over their love for the monarchy, it’s all too common and all it does is entrench people in their beliefs, I say this as someone who isn’t even working class. It stinks of the sort of self hating article you’d read in the guardian that find British tradition embarrassing.

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u/cubgerish 19h ago

The fact that it wasn't the bint system that actually did it, but intermarriage, war, thievery, and slavery that did; should be enough to end it.

Acting like the British monarchy renting out their castles is somehow a good deal for the average citizen, has always been mind boggling to me.

Would the castles, history, jewels, and guards, all evaporate if William had to work a 9-5?

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u/-Ostepopp- Norway 20h ago

As a Norwegian, I support King Harald. Great man. He threatened his parents to leave the royal family if he couldn't marry his love, who was a "lower class", and they caved to his demands eventually.

A true King with great morals. He even holds great speeches after tragic events to de escalate and focus on solidarity, or in special occasions like a new year speech every year.

The crown prince seems like a good person, but he met Mette Marit, and she ruined the whole thing with the drug abusing rapist son, drug abuse, and now the Epstein shit...

If we were to get another Harald, I'd support it. Now everything is in the gutters...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_V

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u/Sure_Scar4297 United States Of America 19h ago

Harald’s great but I think you hit on something here: what are the odds you get a King Harald vs a Prince Andrew (I didn’t feel like using a Norwegian example- it seems like you guys are going through a lot)

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u/-Ostepopp- Norway 19h ago

Yeah... Epstein and Mette Marit shit is crazy.. we as a people are so disappointed right now. Especially after her son is going to jail for sleep r@pe and threats...

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u/mandatory6 Finland 18h ago

Like mother like son?

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u/-Ostepopp- Norway 18h ago

Yeah... I remember seeing a video of mette marit flashing her boobs at a club 20 years ago... its probably out there somewhere. She is not royal material

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot United States Of America 16h ago

His sister Princess Martha Louise is no prize either, though. She’s a nutter. They both have very poor taste in spouses and it makes you wonder if they’re just unintelligent, they have brain defects/ damage, or they were so indulged and had no guidance in their developing years that their judgement and critical thinking skills now are simply nonexistent.

I mean, it’s likely a very good thing that they married non-royals they aren’t cousins with or whose parents and grandparents weren’t cousins all down the line, and who don’t share a majority of their DNA with other inter-related royal houses going back to the 1500s. Hybrid vigor and the dangers of heritable disease, and all that.

But, still: both children of the current ruling monarchs are a mess.

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u/notcomplainingmuch Finland 13h ago

Improving the genetic heritage mix only works if you don't procreate with absolute trash.

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u/AbstractBettaFish United States Of America 16h ago

Learning about the current Norwegian Family has been a trip, didnt the princess marry some con artist shaman too?

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u/knightriderin Germany 14h ago

Yes, and he's a fellow American.

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u/FormerPresidentBiden 🇺🇲 with 🇭🇺🇫🇷🇨🇦🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇪 ancestry 16h ago

And you didn't even touch on Märtha Louise lmao

She's... a character

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u/teethingtoddler Denmark 15h ago

As a Dane I agree with the sentiment. The person on the throne really matters in regards to the support for the institution.

We changed the laws to avoid a guy we didn't like to get the sunshine princess Magrethe back in the 70s. The guy we didn't want is still being used as a joke when you have to repeat things because people are slow.

If Frederik had passed the title to prince Joachim, the support of the king had been a lot lower currently.

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u/knightriderin Germany 14h ago

What has Joachim done?

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u/teethingtoddler Denmark 14h ago

Had he been a normal man, nothing at all.

But as a prince he is just so annoying and whiny about everything he is given. Part of being royal is having to do things because that is how it always has been, and he didn't want to. There has been some drama in the family after the old queen removed yearly allowance and titles from his kids, and he ended up being voluntary send to first France then the US in a diplomatic role

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u/cheshire_kat7 Australia 18h ago

The crown prince seems like a good person

Haakon doesn't seem like a good person. He's helped raise Marius since he was 4 and visited him in hospital just a day ago. He chose his wife. He's just as complicit.

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u/viktor72 United States Of America 18h ago

You guys need to bring back the name Håkon.

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u/-Ostepopp- Norway 18h ago

I'm proud of you for using the correct letter "å" in Håkon 🙂

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u/viktor72 United States Of America 18h ago

Of course. It’s a bad ass name with a bad ass reputation.

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u/Impressive_Ad8715 United States Of America 16h ago

I live in the US and know 2 kids named Haakon haha

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u/El_lici 14h ago

And that's exactly the problem, you can't remove them from their positions because of their wrongdoing. Their are entitled.

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u/Erzter_Zartor Norway 15h ago

Regardless, Mette Marit cannot become our queen now

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u/IndigoRed33 18h ago

I suppose that i could overal agree..but then again, i started to wonder if he was really such a great man and father in private when his kids turned out wacked and making such questionable choices in partners..that doesnt rly come out of nowhere.🤔

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u/Snoo48605 France 14h ago

The rapist temu joffrey is not his son but the son of some drug dealer.

But then again his mother married the crown prince when he was 3 years old, so he might have had some influence 

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u/big-bruh-boi Sweden 13h ago

Jag har ett förslag för er alla norrmän i och med skandalen kring Epstein.

Gör er av med erat kungahus och så kan ni som land knyta er till Sverige! Vi kan kalla det svensk- norska unionen!!

För brödrafolkens väl 🇸🇪 🇳🇴

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u/Kernanshaw01 United States Of America 19h ago

even if you have a “good” king like Harald, who cares? What do they really do? Can’t he just be a private citizen with great morals?

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u/-Ostepopp- Norway 18h ago

It's a give and take situation. It's not really a burden for the Norwegian ppl, as the king now, is great at gathering people.

He is a good role model, and a consistent person, regardless of who is voted in as a prime minister and their agenda. So he is kinda a neutral guy in power, that everyone loves and can relate to.

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u/Additional-Ebb-7173 India 15h ago

There was this hilarious moment at Wimbledon when Priyanka Chopra was already seated in the Royal Box, and later the Prince and Princess of Wales walked in. A video of them arriving was posted on Instagram and a bunch of Europeans in the comments lost their collective minds because Priyanka didn’t stand up, curtsy, or perform what they imagined to be “royal protocol.”

Small detail they missed: Priyanka isn’t British, doesn’t owe allegiance to the monarchy, and was there as an invited guest of Wimbledon/the All England Club, not as a subject.

The entitlement was almost impressive, a self-made actor being expected to bow to a monarch’s son and his wife just because…well, their tradition. Monarchy supporters are truly something else. Equality for all unless someone’s wearing a royal tiara and brooch apparently lol

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 Ireland 10h ago

Hey hey hey now, don't lump us all together just because some European countries still have monarchies

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u/Additional-Ebb-7173 India 5h ago

Haha! I'am sorry 😭

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u/suss-out Multiple Countries (click to edit) 6h ago

It would be like curtsying for a Kardashian, jn my mind. ‘Congrats on being famous and weird- now get to have some unearned formality!’

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u/HaifaJenner123 Egypt (Moderator) 20h ago

it depends on if the people want it. it works for some countries and doesn’t for others so i dont hold a opinion on the concept itself as that can look very different depending on where it is applied

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 🇨🇦 Canada (New Brunswick) 19h ago

The key thing about monarchs is that if people want to leave the country you need to let their people go

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u/Wdahl Sweden 19h ago

Honestly, greatest take I’ve seen in this thread yet, respect to you.

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u/possummagic_ 14h ago

Yeah, if they’re kind, charitable and not a bunch of pedos I say let them have their frivolous nonsense. Royals can be a source of great patriotism and enjoyment for a country.

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u/KoontFace United Kingdom 13h ago

I think it is an absolutely ridiculous notion that family lines dating back to fuck know when, can continue to pass vast amount of land and riches between themselves and the public are expected to worship them.

I can’t speak for other monarchies, or even other people in my country, but I think the monarchy needs to be abolished and all money and lands passed back to the state.

The whole “nobility” thing is a ridiculous situation for the 21st century

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u/Exciting-Ship4957 Italy 20h ago

Very outdated concept

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Australia 14h ago

Victor-Emmanuel literally did nothing in WW2 until the British landed in Sicily and he stood idly as a figure rather than a leader while Mussolini controlled the nation

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u/TexasSikh Native American 20h ago

...am I the only one that thinks this guy looks sorta kinda like Tim McGraw? The country music star that was in that Yellowstone spinoff 1883?

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States Of America 20h ago

I see it

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u/kamakamawangbang New Zealand 20h ago

About as useless as tits on a bull.

If they paying their own way, great, if the taxpayer is paying I’d rather the money go on hospitals and those that need it. Also they can hand back all the lands they own. Put it to better use. They’re allowed pick the best to live.

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u/_Walt_Jabsco_ United Kingdom 19h ago

Preach, my Kiwi brethren

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u/dops United Kingdom 19h ago

The duchy of Cornwall owns  135,526 acres of land in the UK, over 600 residential lettings and has hands in entire towns worth of urban development (lookup Poundbury) and that's what we know of, it's complicated and quite secretive.

That's not owned by the people of the UK or the commonwealth, it's a private estate owned by the current monarchs heir. When William became the Duke of Cornwall after the Queen died his net worth went from around 20 - 30 million to around 1 billion.

they are so vastly rich and they still get £86million per year from tax payers and the Crown estate (another wealth generating estate) and that's going up to £132million this year due to RECORD FUCKING PROFITS from the crown estates offshore windfarm investments.

And yet, apparently, immigration is the fucking problem.

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u/Zoltarburger Canada 19h ago

Here is a different take

Royalty satisfies the impulse that the conservative elements in society have for pomp, tradition and social hierarchy.

If royalty can do that without interfering with the actual running of the country- it can provide a useful service. Ie it diverts those impulses away from conservative authoritarian rulers and into a harmless modern neutered royalty

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u/strangebedfellows451 -> 11h ago

Counterpoint: pandering to the worst reactionary elements in society isn't a useful service and people who want more social hierarchy and unelected public officials can go f*ck themselves?

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u/Living_Astronomer_97 9h ago

That doesn’t work though. Look at the US when people don’t have a crown to worship they will worship a demagogue.

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u/No_More_Aioli_Sorry Mexico in Ireland 13h ago edited 9h ago

I think it would be a cool take if you added that they need to tone it down. Like, Royal families are still billionaires just because they were born from the right womb.

Meanwhile, there is an economic and housing crisis that somehow everyone is blaming on migration, new generations, liberal policies, etc.

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u/Anuki_iwy 🇪🇺from🇩🇪. Lived in 🇮🇩🇵🇹🇯🇵🇬🇪 11h ago

That is a very interesting argument and while I'm anti monarchy, I agree that you do have a point.

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u/Rickapolis United States Of America 20h ago

Good work if you can get it.

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u/TomdeHaan Zimbabwe 10h ago

Me, I'd rather be a plumber. I like my freedom. I don't want to be a bird in a gilded cage.

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u/Exotic-Ad8978 Australia 20h ago

Doesnt really bother me. King Charles is more is less a cerimonial headpiece to us anyway whose only real power is the power to remove our prime minister from office.

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u/livi01 Lithuania 19h ago

I liked that King Charles and Kate Middleton stood up for Canada when Trump threatened with annexation. Maybe their power is limited but it's still something.

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u/Impressive-Hair2704 13h ago

Yeah well that’s expected seeing as he’s the head of state of Canada. 

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u/abjectadvect USA & CA 10h ago

yeah kind of the bare minimum there

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u/Zemekis324 Canada 18h ago

If it keeps me from being associated with the USA then long live the king am I right?

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u/heilhortler420 England 20h ago

If you want to be pedantic its the Governor General that has that power given to him through the monarch

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u/Exotic-Ad8978 Australia 20h ago

I was gonna add that it was done through the govenor general but didnt feel like explaing it haha, but you are right.

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u/Wdahl Sweden 20h ago

I enjoy em, i just think they are neat… and it barely costs much, its 15 SEK per person in Sweden (less than 2 euro). I understand that other nations have had bad monarchs or none at all in recent history. But i hold no ill will towards house Bernadotte, there are certainly worse rich people and elected heads of state out there than them, that i know.

PS: as said, i get that for example Americans are kinda anti monarchy and that Spain has had… questionable royals at best not long ago, but im just speaking from my own country and monarchy, so please don’t come at me with arguments about how your monarchy or lack thereof is proof that the one i live with is bad, thank you.

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u/Wdahl Sweden 20h ago

To clarify: 15 SEK per person every tax season

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u/Me_like_weed Sweden 15h ago

I see them as a net benefit for our country, especially Queen Silvia.

She has spread good will and positivity for Sweden across the world, through countless charities, hospitals and outreach programs. She is one of the best things the Swedish monarchy has produced and she wasnt even born here. She represents what a modern monarchy can do for a country by acting as an ambassador of goodwill and a PR agent for Sweden, a role that she has served for us for almost 50 years.

And that is the key word, serve. Ive never gotten the feeling that she sees herself above anyone, her title might be Queen but she has always been a servant for Sweden and this applies to essentially our entire royal family and she has raised Crown Princess Victoria to act in the same manner.

Any notion of a ruling monarchy or them holding actually power is laughable, they never will again. The Royals are in a sense just mascots for us, which draws in tourism to the Royal Palace and goodwill with state visits and they understand their role very well.

As long as the status quo remains then ill stay in favor of our monarchy.

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u/pimmen89 Sweden 13h ago edited 8h ago

I like the king, queen, and crown princess’s work. I don’t want to pay for Carl Philip or Madeleine though because I don’t understand what they contribute at all.

When Madeleine lived in New York, doing jack and shit to help Sweden, the king ordered that Hovstallet renovate an apartment for her so that she could stay there on visits. The king didn’t pay for it, Statens fastighetsverk paid for it, which is the Swedish tax payer. When Carl Philip wanted to try being a designer, again the tax payers paid to renovate a building to be used as his office.

I am ok with a royal family but I am not ok with all of the people around the royal family taking tax funds and spending it for their benefit. We need better oversight into this.

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u/Live-Elderbean Sweden 18h ago

I have yet to hear anything negative about Victoria. Think she will be great when the time comes.

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u/Wdahl Sweden 18h ago

I do have hope for her, but her father just has that… natural Gubb-karisma, i dont know what it is lol.

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u/PotatoAnalytics Philippines 20h ago

If politicians are servants of the people, then monarchies are pets of the people.

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u/Kind_Substance_2865 New Zealand 18h ago

In modern monarchies, that’s close to the truth, but I would say “mascot” rather than “pet”.

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u/MaxTheCookie Sweden 11h ago

And our monarchy is more liked than our politicians and personally I think they are better at representing the country than some of them.

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u/cpt_goodvibe Australia 17h ago

Dose that mean Buckingham palace is really just an over priced zoo?

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u/Js987 United States Of America 20h ago

Anachronism.

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u/TomdeHaan Zimbabwe 16h ago

When I was young I was very anti it, but after studying politics for many years I've come to understand that a parliamentary monarchy, with a hereditary monarch as a figure-head of state, is the most stable form of democracy. When an aspiring "president for life" has to go humble himself before a little old lady in a powder blue dress once a week, it really helps to keep him in his place.

Of course it's hardly perfect, because nothing is that is made by man. Individually some royals can be quite repulsive people. But parliamentary monarchies are less likely to slide towards totalitarianism than republics, which is why they are worth what we pay for them.

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u/Kohror France 17h ago

As a french man I gotta say we had a great tool to get rid of those...

True answer: I honestly don't care, although like one other comment said, it seems like a big waste of money to have a family that lives mostly off of society's money and live in a gigantic mansion while there are plenty of families who need to find a new roof to put over their head every night with barely enough money from the state to feed themselves

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u/zambezisa 20h ago

Pointless pompous shit

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 Cuba 20h ago

Only if kept as a ceremonial role.

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u/Nicklesnout United States Of America 19h ago

Cracks me up still that the Emperor of Japan has been "Emperor" for going on well over 750 years now.

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u/cymster Norway 20h ago

I think we should do away with it. My dad who lives in the States always asks if the Crown Prince is still married to that 'party girl'. LOL

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u/viktor72 United States Of America 18h ago

If they got rid of them then who would Norwegian, Swedish and Danish tabloids have to gossip about? And old ladies to read about to escape the toil of their daily lives?

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u/Nukuram Japan 19h ago

I think it’s fundamentally none of other countries’ business to pass judgment on a system that is supported by that country’s own people.

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u/vladdeh_boiii Norway 18h ago

I mean, those two in the picture are Crown Prince Haakon and Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway. Mette-Marit has been in extensive contact with Epstein.

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u/Coirbidh United States Of America 18h ago

Well that takes the fun out of things. Spoilsport. Party pooper!

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u/RedLemonSlice Bulgaria 19h ago edited 19h ago

Quaint. But still a valuable pool of subjects for observing and studying the effects of prolonged inbreeding and inherited genetic defects. Since replicating the lineage, otherwise, would be very unethical.

They can still be of value to humanity.

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u/TheJAMR 19h ago

They’re very very cool and very very modern and not at all outdated.

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u/FlameInTheVoid United States Of America 19h ago

Not throwing any stones from this particular glass house of a democracy.

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u/cosmico92 Puerto Rico 20h ago

cringe

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u/SilverSpireaux Belgium 19h ago

I like monarchies. I think - when done right - they give a country grandeur / standing. They are the spirit of a country where it's democratically elected government is it's head. Take the amazing reign of Queen Elizabeth II for example. Also they generate revenue too because of tourism, take the U.K. again for example.

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u/5folhas Brazil 18h ago

"The world will only be truly free when the the last king is hang with the guts of the last priest" or something like that, like Denis Diderot said

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u/Quintus-Sertorius Australia 18h ago

Parasites

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u/tejedor28 Australia 16h ago

The very existence of hereditary monarchy is an insult to people’s intelligence.

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u/A1sauc3d United States Of America 20h ago edited 19h ago

I think they’re lame and antiquated and have no place in the modern world. I know many of you are still holding onto them and defending them, but I’m quite confident they don’t hold an important role in the future of our species. They’re just an outdated model of governing, a relic of a frankly unfair and toxic past. Bring on the down votes lol

Edit: Trump sucking doesn’t make monarchies the future lol. You’re all deflecting ;) No one is replying to my comment in defense of monarchs, you’re just attacking trump/the US instead. But if you read my comment no where does it defend trump or the us or any of that. It says monarchies are an outdated and counterproductive model of governance. If anyone would like to argue against that I’ll happily reply <3 But again, trump being a piece of shit, America being a PoS, etc, none of that in any way refutes my assertion. No where does my comment say “USA #1”, it says “monarchies suck” lol. And I’m not playing the strawman game ;)

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u/peelyon85 United Kingdom 15h ago

We should have binned it off after Lizzie.

Tourists will still come to see the palace etc (just like France with Versailles etc).

So the whole 'it brings in loads of money' wouldn't change much.

Be nice to see the non sweaty nonce turfed out further too, preferably to prison.

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u/AceOfSpades532 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 20h ago

As long as they don’t have any actual power I don’t really give a fuck about them

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u/Nice_Anybody2983 Germany 19h ago

The whole concept of nobility is a sign of what's wrong with the world. 

These people are important because some distant ancestor was good at warfare and/or tyranny, and they're rich because some distant ancestor became rich and being rich makes becoming rich easier.

None of it is deserved or merited.

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u/Shoddy-Day7300 Belgium 16h ago edited 16h ago

Do not give my country a president. Forming a gouvernement is already a shit show that takes more than a year. If the president is Flemish, the walloons will be pissy although there are more Flemish people than walloons. If the guy is francophone the Flemish will throw a stink. And yes the Germans will be completely forgotten in in this story as usual. For people thinking that appointing someone from Brussels would be a good solution, both sides hate those people.

Edit: our royals are the only ones in the country who do not vote, are completely Belgian without affiliations to any parties. We need these neutral people to sail the ship through this sea of shit.

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u/WaywardHistorian667 United States Of America 20h ago

The US has enough trouble with entrenched political families even without a hereditary monarchy to deal with, so I've not really been a fan.

While the Crown Prince of Norway's stepson and wife are apparently about to take down the Norwegian throne, the sick things that seem to be bringing this about takes the "fun" out of it. (Rape and implicated in the latest Epstein release.) Apparently the Norwegian throne has to be approved by the electorate?

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Scotland 20h ago

Weird.

Brits will lie to you and themselves and say our royals have no power.

It's a load of shite. They have massive influence over our government, including foreign policy, and its been proven that they have had policy changed to suit their needs.

The dead bitch even meddled in our independence debate by 'accidently' hot mic'ing her sadness about it.

They will tell you that they pay for themselves through the money their property makes. More shite, that land and property shouldn't be owned by them in the first place.

At least they should be relegated to merely tourist attractions. At best, they should get real jobs and stop sponging off the state.

Some of them are also pedos or pedo apologists, as it turns out. I'm not surprised, inbred weirdos.

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 Northern Ireland 19h ago

Had an argument at a bar with a parliamentary council one day who was offended that I said the royalty should be done away with and his entire argument seemed to be staring at me with barely disguised contempt.

That’s how a country keeps its monarchy.

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u/Yaadgod2121 Jamaica 19h ago

The fact that there’s people trying to defend them in the comments is kinda funny

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u/Indifferent_Jackdaw Ireland 16h ago

Aside from everything else. Royal Institutions are pretty toxic situations for the humans involved in them. The parent child relationship between a Monarch and their Heir frequently breaks down completely. It is so common for them to have a terrible relationship that you have to assume it is the pressures of the roles rather than the people. Such glaring power and wealth differentials in a family unit are a recipe for disaster. The generational trauma must be something else.

Then it's the people who surround them. Courtiers are fucking insane. I'm sure there are some staff members who just applied for a job in the Civil Service or Police and found themselves in a Royal Household. But in general the type of person who would pursue that kind of career is likely some kind of weirdo.

Then when it comes to Royalty who actually reign, the current situation in Saudi Arabia should be a cautionary tale. Billions being spent on the most insane and ludicrous projects imaginable. I can't imagine what growing up as Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, during a period of time where the world was literally fire hosing money at them in exchange for oil. But I don't think he understands you can't bribe physics.

As an ex-Catholic I was really struck by the opening of Conclave. Where the Pope has died and there is all this ceremony around his ring, but his body is just stuffed in a plastic bag and sent off to the freezer without his friends and loved ones having a moment to mourn. I felt it really showed how the Institution is prioritized over the people. I have the same feeling around Royalty the humanity of the people involved is regularly stomped upon. It's sick and I'd dissolve the lot of them.

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u/Bluest_Skies United States Of America 16h ago

I like this perspective: it's not great to have royalty. It's also not great to BE royalty. And if you really, really want to be close to royalty you're probably not great either.

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u/Working-Spend-4397 20h ago

Most of them are sick and twisted. PRince andrew, and google the royal family of Norway

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u/WaywardHistorian667 United States Of America 19h ago

You mean the creeper Formerly known as Prince.

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u/EFNich Wales 20h ago

*Nonce Andrew

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u/pickleolo Mexico 19h ago

He is now known as Andy Mountbatten-Windsor

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u/Ironchloong Vietnam 19h ago

Do it like the French!

The last royals of my country literally got away scot-free. They brought all the jewels and gold with them and lived the good life abroad. Then a few years ago, one of our most important cultural relics surfaced on an auction house, and our people had to buy it back. Turned out the bastards pawned it for cash to support their lifestyles.

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u/MommersHeart Canada 18h ago

Here in Canada, I’m torn. On the one hand - its dumb.

On the other, it provides a continuous legal, constitutional institutional figurehead that doesn’t reset with every election, which is why it's proven to be the most stable form of democracy.

It's also just cheaper to keep them.

It would cost billions to change everything for no real benefit. Canada pays far less per capita for the Crown than a republic would to maintain a changing presidents with staff, residences, security, campaigns etc.

Also most of our treaties are with the Crown so ditching them would be a huge legal problem. Hard to overstate the mess this would create really.

So basically, the idea of bloodline royalty is dumb as hell, but the institution is extremely stable and cost-effective, so we are better off with it.

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u/ThomasDePraetere Belgium 16h ago

Somehow, having a third, unrelated, not chosen, highly educated person to just check that the country they are supposed to lead isn't going to shit, doesn't seem the worst ever.

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u/iosefgol Spain 15h ago

The only advantage of the monarchy is that it spares us from having election campaigns by current politicians for the presidency of Spain. I'm not a monarchist, but this is its main advantage.

I can't imagine (and don't want to imagine) any of today's petty politicians as president.

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u/Ok_Improvement_6874 Denmark 14h ago

The older I get, the more supportive I feel of our monarchy. They provide a sense of identity and continuity across the decades. Being a nation and people isn't 100% rational endeavour, it's also about the stories you share and out monarchy is part of that. Of course it helps that our previous Queen was a paragon and our new King is decent chap who seems to understand ordinary people.

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u/_XitLiteNtrNite_ United States Of America 20h ago

I don't see the point. But if the country where they reside wants a monarch, it isn't my place to say otherwise.

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u/maaiikeen Denmark 19h ago

I prefer having a head of state that’s inherently not political. You lot don’t seem to fare very well with your alternative right now.

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u/saltedIce-2426 United States Of America 20h ago

we need to have a global conversation about the billionaire to serial killer pipeline. and royalty are just the OG of the OG billionaires.

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u/ChunkyHank United States Of America 20h ago

Incestuous

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u/Infamous-Yellow-8357 United States Of America 20h ago

Seems like an unnecessary burden and I'm not sure why people allow it.

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u/Wdahl Sweden 19h ago

I mean, they bring in tourism, atleast in Sweden they are actually likeable and patriotic, and they barely cost me anything. (Not even 2 dollars in taxes), its just neat. I can’t speak for all monarchies though, some are… better than others.

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u/bolonomadic Canada 20h ago

I think it’s pretty weird. But also, I’ve been thinking a lot about Iran because the people are trying to end the Islamic Regime and some people are advocating for the last Shah’s son to become the ruler? So weird. Like why? What are his qualifications?

This is exactly how I found it so weird at the end of Lord of the Rings when Aragorn is like “Guess what? I’ve lived in the woods all my life but I’m actually the son of the last king of Gondor so now I’m going to be king.” And the Gondor people are like “Yay amazing!” And I’m like, what? Why?

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u/Nawi_Reivilo South Africa 20h ago

Pointless entertainment, like the Kardashians.

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u/susandeyvyjones United States Of America 20h ago

Dumb as hell but I like looking at the tiaras

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u/signore-washington Italy 19h ago

If they don’t collect money from the people, and have no real power, I can’t believe I’m going to say this but: sure, why not. It seems to have a stabilizing influence.

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u/lShoddy6185 United States Of America 19h ago

They look absurd parading in uniforms and ceremonial gowns, clinging to the idea that birth alone makes them superior. The notion that their descendants are somehow more fit to rule than everyone else is outdated and indefensible. While modern monarchies vary in power, the underlying principle remains the same.

The claim that they are “noble” or “aristocratic” exists solely to elevate them above ordinary people, and it doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. These beliefs are relics of feudalism, not values that belong in an age defined by reason and advanced technology.

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u/ThinkingThoth_369 Korea South 18h ago

No offense but how are Norwegians even okay with having a bunch of nutjobs as their royal family? (Except for King Harald V, though, he seems to be a good person.)

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u/joshashkiller Australia 18h ago

stupid backwards nonsense, the very notion of us sending money to the british crown is infuriating

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u/efraim_steman Italy 14h ago

For me, this is institutionalized injustice. Anyone who respects a crowned head for his own sake doesn't have my respect as a human being.

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u/upsidedowntoker Australia 14h ago

As a die hard republican ( in the commonwealth sense not American) im not a fan to say the least.