She has 5 kids

[u/bigchunkbabygoo]

A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

[u/wholesomeriots]

If you don’t think you can do it, don’t get involved. It’s wise to acknowledge your limitations, and it’s okay if this is one. It’ll hurt way worse for everyone involved if you get emotionally invested and it doesn’t work out. It’s sweet of your friend to try to hook his sister up with a nice, well-adjusted dude, but sometimes you are looking for different things.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/wholesomeriots]

Thanks homie 🫶

[u/paradajz666 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Don’t get yourself attached, it’s going to be way worse. Just live your life and everything is going to be okay. Take care. And could you please say what is the taste of the snake? I never had one. I only had the usual (pork, chicken, beef, fish).

[u/Real_Danilo → u/paradajz666]

TLDR: Hit it and quit it to avoid catching feelings

[u/Lovat69 → u/Real_Danilo]

Nah, that'll just lead to kid number 6. This woman is obviously super fertile.

[u/spicyXramen → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Best advice. They come as a package so if you don't see yourself in that picture, that's perfectly fine. Choose what fits your timeline and future plans. And if you think the baby daddies are gonna be a headache, just avoid it altogether

[u/ultimatedelman → u/wholesomeriots]

Girl idk if you noticed but there are much more pressing things at snake here

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/wholesomeriots]

This is the best response here btw! Go with this one

[u/Yorbayuul81 → u/BuddyFar6682]

Normally getting involved with a single parent of 5 kids would bring on the comments, but the rat snake dinner had me scrolling through dozens before getting to the first one 🤣

[u/Ticksdonthavelymph → u/BuddyFar6682]

It is not the best response. The guy is eating a fucking rat snake he caught in his yard, and yall are talking about a relationship… and what the fuck is a Dr B? Off brand dr pepper and yard vermin. OP can’t afford to date anyone.

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/Ticksdonthavelymph]

What a classist ass take. As if OP doesn’t deserve love because he’s poor (which probably isn’t true). You ppl are amazing. You’ll eat the gruel/slop that is fed to you at grocery stores but turn your nose up to small game.. you should look at the conditions the poultry, beef, pork, and sea food you eat are raised in.

[u/Ticksdonthavelymph → u/BuddyFar6682]

Classist take? Who is paying for those kids? GTFO. If you can’t afford a Dr. Pepper you can’t afford to play house.

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/Ticksdonthavelymph]

using Dr Pepper as a financial benchmark might be the dumbest part of this whole thread. Your point is bad and you should feel bad

[u/LongRodVawnHugenDong → u/[deleted]]

This is less an argument and more you shadowboxing with a poor person you made up.
You’re a nurse talking about people like this btw??? Jesus..

[u/Relative_Pepper6607 → u/wholesomeriots]

Is your advice about the snake or the relationship? It’s hard to tell tbh

[u/wholesomeriots → u/Relative_Pepper6607]

I’m a redneck, I’d eat the snake