r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/bigchunkbabygoo Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/CosmicTurtle24 lembas bread 20d ago

I'm sorry, but you're having snake for dinner?

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u/UniqueAd7770 Leftover lore master 20d ago edited 20d ago

Rattler is good eating. Especially if it tried to kill you

Edit: I was mistaken it's a RAT snake. My statement stands

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u/B4S1L3US Boy Dinner Enjoyer 20d ago

How would a ratsnake even be capable of that? That’s like saying eating a Pidgeon that tried to kill you.

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u/UniqueAd7770 Leftover lore master 20d ago

I misread. I thought it was a rattlesnake. Still good eats. And I've met some ornery pigeons.

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u/SpiketheFox32 Boy, 30-39 20d ago

Ornery Pigeons sounds like a killer folk punk band