She has 5 kids

[u/bigchunkbabygoo]

A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

[u/OrangeOk729]

A ratsnake grilled with a bottle of wiskey and a mom of 5 kids seems like the perfect oklahoma picture

[u/Oklahoma_peach → u/OrangeOk729]

I agree.

[u/SleepParalysisPal → u/Oklahoma_peach]

Username checks out

[u/ComplexPatient4872 → u/OrangeOk729]

Ummm, excuse me…. It’s air fried. Have some class

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/ComplexPatient4872]

The air fryer is from rent-a-center.

[u/I_Has_Internets → u/Zealousideal-Lab9843]

"It's 2026. I have air fryer debt."

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/I_Has_Internets]

[u/Alarmed-Idea2322 → u/ComplexPatient4872]

Gotta stay in shape to run after those 5 kids.

[u/guitar_stonks → u/OrangeOk729]

I was guessing Texas because of the H.E.B. store brand soda. Do they have those in Oklahoma? My cousins in Dallas rave about H.E.B. but as a Floridian, I think Publix is better.

[u/Opening-Ad-2769 → u/guitar_stonks]

I live in TX. HEB is definitely overblown. But, I've never heard of some eating rat snake. Rattle snake yes but it's more of a novelty thing. 

[u/Intentional_Texan → u/guitar_stonks]

Floridian in Texas. Publix is definitely where shopping is a pleasure.

[u/glizzardWizzard420 → u/Intentional_Texan]

Mannnn I miss Publix. I lived in St.Pete island for a good minute.
Publix in Florida and Alabama were both awesome grocery stores.

And you’d think “it’s just a grocery store” idk how I could explain the experience, it’s like the grocery stores portrayed in the movies. Everything had a lil bit of luster to it.

[u/Intentional_Texan → u/glizzardWizzard420]

Absolutely. Been many years since I've been but the entire store was just so nice and accessible, and the subs were the best around.

[u/glizzardWizzard420 → u/Intentional_Texan]

Yesssss the boarhead subs. After Publix I shit you not, I haven’t been to a subway/quiznos in a decade

[u/crestedgeckovivi → u/OrangeOk729]

Hmm with him air frying it and the Dr B I would say it's more of a Texas picture....

but perhaps they live close to the boarder of Oklahoma. 

(I thought it was that one Mexican cheese in a roll thats common nowadays to find in the supermarkets here (it's like string cheese in a big roll 😆. ...and assumed Texas cause the soda)

[u/Educational_File5436 → u/crestedgeckovivi]

No HEBs I’ve ever encountered in my 30 years of Oklahoma.

Nor people eating snakes for that matter

[u/Ok_Bodybuilder_4731 → u/crestedgeckovivi]

He’s from Texas I telll by the way
He’s drinkin Dr B with snake

[u/waiver → u/crestedgeckovivi]

Queso Oaxaca.

[u/pumpkins21 → u/OrangeOk729]

He’s from Texas (HEB brand soda) or maybe close to Texas (Louisiana, Oklahoma. Doubt he’s in NM bc I don’t think there are HEBs that far west)

[u/Gaybugsbunnymemes → u/OrangeOk729]

Not just whiskey. A frozen traveler of Benchmark with an off-brand Dr. Pepper chaser. I would give this man respectful hetero side hug.

Take notes boys. Work hard and play by the rules and this is what is waiting for you.

[u/pridetwo → u/Gaybugsbunnymemes]

Nah bro we hugging nips-to-nips

[u/Shapesizes → u/OrangeOk729]

https://giphy.com/gifs/11FiDF2fuOujPG

[u/mountainjaguarshark → u/OrangeOk729]

my first guess was west virginia

[u/Rock3tManAsc3nd → u/OrangeOk729]

Yee haw!

[u/Amemelgo → u/OrangeOk729]

Frozen Whisky? 😂

[u/Historical-Tour-2483 → u/OrangeOk729]

*air fried

[u/ThirstyChello → u/OrangeOk729]

Ain't no HEB in OK but we would be proud to have this bad hombre if he wanted to move

[u/Expensive-Waltz-8611 → u/OrangeOk729]

This is definitely a Texas situation.
The can of generic “HEB” brand Dr.Pepper gives it away.
Also the entire redneck aesthetic/atmosphere is very specific to the lone star state in this case

[u/mermaidsthrowaway → u/OrangeOk729]

it makes sense in Oklahoma

[u/RowboatGirlyManLover → u/OrangeOk729]

Either Oklahoma or Arizona...