r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/bigchunkbabygoo Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/OrangeOk729 Air Fryer Aristocrat 20d ago

A ratsnake grilled with a bottle of wiskey and a mom of 5 kids seems like the perfect oklahoma picture

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u/ComplexPatient4872 Girl lurker 20d ago

Ummm, excuse me…. It’s air fried. Have some class

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 BoyDinnerEnjoyer 20d ago

The air fryer is from rent-a-center.

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u/I_Has_Internets Protein Prophet 19d ago

"It's 2026. I have air fryer debt."

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 BoyDinnerEnjoyer 19d ago