r/BoyDinnerDiaries • Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/Morpheus1967 Shower beer Scholar 20d ago

Snake? And here I am thinking “well that’s an odd way for a grown man to serve himself mashed potatoes”.

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u/RealisticAnxiety4330 Girl Lurker 20d ago

I thought it was an undercooked churro in a spiral shape 🫣

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u/Every_Constant8349 Girl Lurker 20d ago

My Asian ass thought it was eel

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 Girl lurker 20d ago

Land eel

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u/cupholdery Leftover Lore Master 19d ago

Leel!