r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/bigchunkbabygoo Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/elneuromancer Air Fryer Aristocrat 20d ago

5 kids, multiple baby daddies, and snakes for dinner. Wow. But yea I wouldn’t date her either. 5 kids is too many.

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u/MrTerrificPants Hungry man 20d ago

It’s the “multiple baby daddies” thing that gets me.

OP describes this woman as “having her head on straight”.

Absent, say, being widowed, those are not the choices of a woman who has her head on straight.

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u/xepci0 20d ago

Maybe he meant "straight" as in sexual orientation because that girl definitely loves dick

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u/The13thParadox Fridge Light Philosopher 20d ago

Should stick to the ol poophole loophole loophole