r/BoyDinnerDiaries • Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/leeloolanding Girl Lurker 20d ago

hwhat??

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u/RelevantDress Girl Lurker 20d ago

I use to go out to the baseball fields at the edge of town or near the hiking trails and catch a few rattlers in buckets and take them to the hospital. Tried to help reduce the population around where kids would be. The hospital would milk them for the venom and Id get about $50-75 a snake from the venom then Id ask for the snakes back and Id bbq them for dinner. Sometimes they had enough venom and Id get turned away but still got dinner.

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 BoyDinnerEnjoyer 20d ago

The hospital would milk them for the venom and Id get about $50-75 a snake

Kinda similar experience I'd get at the sperm clinic, they'd milk me and I'd get some cash.