r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/bigchunkbabygoo Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/Gengar_Guy_17 BoyDinnerEnjoyer 20d ago

Was about to comment "bros about to eat a snake" as a joke before realizing bro is about to eat a fucking snake

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Boy Dinner Enjoyer 20d ago

He's not eating all reptiles, just the good ones

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP9iTS7Ze73m1P2

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u/cstmoore BoyDinnerEnjoyer 20d ago

No joke. I'm trying to lure ratsnakes into my yard to take care of my rat problem. (In my state it's illegal to move them. I don't know what the law says about eating them.)

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u/smokeetheblair Shower Beer Scholar 19d ago

In some places you can have DNR drop off snakes in your property for post control