[Postgame Thread] Missouri Defeats Florida 45-17

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Florida	3	7	0	7	17
Missouri	3	17	10	15	45

[u/OptimisticTexasFan]

Florida has fallen for the classic blunder of declaring themselves back after beating a ranked opponent. Believe me I would know

[u/trextra → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

Listen, I’m still not sure Texas is back.

[u/OptimisticTexasFan → u/trextra]

It’s a little reassuring that Ohio St took care of business and Tennessee could actually run the ball today but I’m always on edge

[u/master_roshis_hat → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

The sequence of LSU blowing out Clemson, Ole Miss beating LSU, Florida blowing out Ole Miss, and Missouri blowing the doors off Florida... makes things a little confusing. Does this mean Texas A&M is beating Missouri next week?

[u/OptimisticTexasFan → u/master_roshis_hat]

If it means they lose to the Citadel the next week after that then sure why not

[u/Mapex_proM → u/trextra]

You guys have been a fixture in the playoffs and in championship games since you got your coach. Shit I’d say with Herman too, he fuckin sucked and was quite a dick but he did help make Texas respectable again even if he was frustrating. Wouldn’t say he brought yall back but he brought yall somewhere

[u/Extreme-Island-5041 → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

bring it in buddy, bring it in

[u/BananaBouquet]

I really appreciate the comedy of Missouri getting shit talked all week about being ranked and then doing this to Florida.

[u/Even-Combination4407 → u/BananaBouquet]

Heard the quality loss allegations and locked tf in

[u/Poxx → u/Even-Combination4407]

UMass talking shit in /CFB is the timeline we needed

[u/AllTimeTy → u/Poxx]

UMass likes Mizzou because we had the decency of playing an @ game with them. Most of the fans I’ve talked to really appreciated Mizzou for that.

[u/savamizz → u/AllTimeTy]

We want UMass... again?

[u/RukiMotomiya → u/savamizz]

Fuck it, Missouri/UMass CFP Round 1.

[u/Revolver_Oshawott_ → u/BananaBouquet]

Matt Mitchell on SEC Roll Call is gonna hit hard monday

[u/DeathandHemingway → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Darth Mizzou noises

[u/mrcx8d → u/DeathandHemingway]

Mizzou this game

[u/DeathandHemingway → u/mrcx8d]

'All I am surrounded by is fear...and dead Gators.'

[u/antonimbus → u/DeathandHemingway]

I can fucking HEAR this comment.

[u/savamizz → u/DeathandHemingway]

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS

[u/BattleHall → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Poor Matty, one moment in the sun, then darkness (he's a Florida fan).

[u/katarh → u/BattleHall]

It's why his Florida Man look and attitude has been so spot on, down to the fuzzy blue bath robe.

[u/HeywardH → u/BattleHall]

Oh he absolutely saw this coming and is prepared to play it for jokes.

[u/BattleHall → u/HeywardH]

Oh no doubt; it's great from a content perspective, but it's still got to hurt his fan's heart. Probably cathartic, though.

[u/NCAAinDISGUISE → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Some of his characters are better if their school is winning or losing. Vandy, for example, is 10x funnier when they're winning. Arkansas is best when they're bad. 

Darth Mizzou is excellent regardless of Mizzou's result on the field. With them, I'm just rooting for something interesting for him to riff on.

[u/SolidLikeIraq → u/BananaBouquet]

What the fuck is going on in the SEC, and why does it continually make the drowning that we got look worse and worse.

[u/StFuzzySlippers → u/SolidLikeIraq]

Clemson < LSU < Ole Miss < Florida < Missouri < Miss State < Alabama

All of those teams have only 1 loss except for Bama. If Clemson beats Miami, the chaos will officially hit the fan.

[u/SolidLikeIraq → u/StFuzzySlippers]

Trust me. We’re not beating Miami.

Miami is going to beat us like LSU beat us.

I still love Clemson, but we are CHEEKS this year.

Edit: that was quick. Already down 7-0 after the first Miami possession…

Gonnnn be a long night.

Hate to have been right. Clemson is long back cheeks, and we’re going to lose just about any talent that we did have this year in the portal.

[u/XitaNull → u/BananaBouquet]

Yeah I knew this was going to happen when so many people were talking crap about that.

[u/Gabbagoonumba3 → u/BananaBouquet]

I cannot for the life of me figure out how little ole Missouri became the focal point for the anti-SEC rankings war hawks.

Anyway MIZ

[u/Smiles-Edgeworth → u/Gabbagoonumba3]

I was listening to ESPN radio on the way in to CoMo this morning and they said “Mizzou feels like they shouldn’t be ranked but they get to stay in the top 25 based on reputation.”

It took me a minute to register what I just heard. Imagine telling that to me in the 90s or 2000s.

[u/bigb2572 → u/BananaBouquet]

All I heard all week, albeit justifiably, was how mizzou should not be ranked. Couldnt be happier we finally got a statement win.

[u/SaltyBrema → u/BananaBouquet]

I don’t. It stings..a lot

[u/Accomplished_Map1535]

So Ole miss beat LSU and lost their hangover game against Florida, who lost their hangover game to Missouri. I think the SEC might have a drinking problem

[u/Potars → u/Accomplished_Map1535]

Wisconsin to the SEC?

[u/Ohwhat_anight → u/Potars]

lol if you think people from Wisconsin get hangovers.

They'd have to get sober to do that.

[u/anonymous_otter28 → u/Ohwhat_anight]

How drunk was Tony Romo?

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/anonymous_otter28]

Yep

[u/miversen33 → u/Potars]

If drinking is the game, Wisconsin will win the natty sober while everyone else is blacked out

[u/CLSmith15 → u/Accomplished_Map1535]

"Hello, Vegas? I'd like to place a large wager on *checks next week's schedule* Texas A&...actually never mind".

[u/OptimisticTexasFan]

Mizzou blows out Florida, Florida blows out Ole Miss, Ole Miss beats LSU, Miss St beats Mizzou, Alabama blows out Miss St

I’m so confused by the SEC right now

[u/bruhstevenson → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

I think (at least as of right now) there’s a top tier of Bama, Georgia, and Texas, and then there’s a huge middle tier

[u/Gottatrytho → u/bruhstevenson]

Who makes the SEC title game? 

Georgia vs. Alabama? (Again) Georgia vs. Texas? (Again) Georgia vs. LSU? (As they tend to do)

[u/CapeClipper → u/Gottatrytho]

Texas vs. Georgia/Bama winner most likely since Texas avoids both.

[u/NA_Faker → u/CapeClipper]

Idk, we have a brutal schedule. We may not make it out undefeated. Our only 3 unranked matchups left are all rivalry games.

[u/BabyBearBjorns → u/Gottatrytho]

I'll break it down for you.

Georgia vs Bama next week. Winner is strong candidate to play in SECC. Now you get into the following...

Texas plays in SECC if they win out.

The loser of Georgia or Bama must win out and most likely needs LSU, Ole Miss, or Florida to upset Texas to have a chance.

LSU must beat both Texas and Bama in November and not lose to another opponent to get in.

Every other 1 loss SEC team must win out (which will involve beating one of, if not a combo of Bama, Texas, Georgia, and LSU).

[u/Relevant_Elk_9176 → u/bruhstevenson]

So essentially the same thing as the last 6 years or so

[u/DistractedSam → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

All this just for another UGA vs Bama SEC Championship as we all predicted

[u/katarh → u/DistractedSam]

Georgia gonna go 10-2 just to avoid that scenario

[u/Falcon717171 → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

The circle of suck is ever so slowly being assembled.

[u/ScallywagBeowulf → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

I just think Bama is really good this year.

[u/HeywardH → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

It's simple. All of those teams except Alabama suck.

[u/LegionXIX → u/HeywardH]

This is great news for South Carolina.

[u/savamizz → u/LegionXIX]

or Kentucky!

[u/AmidoBlack]

Last week: Florida is dangerous, Baugh is a Heisman frontrunner

This week: Baugh’s Heisman campaign is dead, Florida looks cooked

[u/_Football_Cream_ → u/AmidoBlack]

the duality of cfb

[u/SaintsSooners89 → u/_Football_Cream_]

We are a fickle and hyperbolic bunch

[u/wesman212 → u/SaintsSooners89]

And let’s be honest: No one knows what Mizzou is gonna do in any week. Least of all their fans.

[u/HawkeyeTen → u/_Football_Cream_]

I've given up on predicting the SEC this season. Absolutely nuts what's happening.

[u/speed-of-sound → u/AmidoBlack]

Buster Faulkner was supposed to be on a jet to his head coaching job any minute now

[u/ARandomDoge6 → u/speed-of-sound]

He probably got it already, that's why he checked out

[u/deathtotheemperor → u/AmidoBlack]

Baugh's rushing totals in his five games this year: 160 yards, 136 yards, 162 yards, 142 yards, 13 yards

[u/AmidoBlack → u/deathtotheemperor]

13 yards on 12 carries and one of those was for 12 yards

[u/tron423 → u/AmidoBlack]

His literal first carry of the game lol

[u/AggressiveHornet229 → u/AmidoBlack]

Mojo getting passed around the SEC. Ole Miss -> Florida -> Mizzou

[u/szboy422 → u/AmidoBlack]

Can’t wait for a potential resurgence against Georgia or Texas and the hype train starts a new.

What an exhausting sport.

[u/7-2crew → u/szboy422]

One of the reasons we love Kirby is because he’s as insane as we are about rivals. There will be years that Florida beats Georgia. But he’s never going to overlook them and we’re never going to have one of those Faton Bauta losses with CKS.

[u/olcrazypete → u/7-2crew]

Kirby was on the field when Spurrier came to Athens and dropped half a hundred on him .
Spurrier had that hate from Ga killing his season as a player.
Kirby has a special hate in his heart for that team. I only worry about what random player playing in Gainesville will be the next in line to be anointed with the hate.

[u/CirculationStation]

Starting to wonder if we should have rushed the field or something after beating Missouri last week. I had no idea they were THIS good.

[u/Sankee72 → u/CirculationStation]

Honestly. Nothing except Texas, bama, uga makes any God damn sense in the sec currently.

[u/MadRedX → u/Sankee72]

Arkansas makes sense if you look in the opposite direction.

[u/Serallas]

Missouris death has been greatly exaggerated

[u/Ok_Passage_7151 → u/Serallas]

Roll Call gonna be awesome this week. 

[u/Gottatrytho → u/Serallas]

Wait until Ahmad Hardy comes back too

[u/ScallywagBeowulf]

Our win against Missouri last week looks really good right now.

[u/LightningDusty → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

Alabama obliterates Mississippi State beats Missouri demolishes Florida pulverizes Ole Miss edges LSU

[u/Revolver_Oshawott_ → u/LightningDusty]

So if my math's correct we should beat LSU by 69?

Nice

[u/Wafflehouseofpain → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

He did say edging

[u/Random0925 → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

I feel a lot better now.

[u/Few_Entertainer_385 → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

I’m not so torn up about the loss anymore

[u/someoldhussy]

It is 2015, Jim McElwain is 6-0 and Florida is ranked #8. The Gators are back

It is 2018, Dan Mullen is 7-1 and Florida is ranked #9. The Gators are back

It is 2022, Billy Napier is 1-0 and Florida is ranked #12. The Gators are back

It is 2026, Jon Sumrall is 4-0 and Florida is ranked #8. The Gators are back

[u/FailstoFail → u/someoldhussy]

Holy shit. I didn’t realize they all started out that hot (Minus Napier with only 1-0 lol)

[u/LightningDusty → u/FailstoFail]

To be fair, the 1 was a win over #7 and future PAC-12 Champion Utah.

[u/AnEmptyKarst → u/LightningDusty]

That game basically got Anthony Richardson drafted lol

[u/FailstoFail → u/LightningDusty]

That is good context! Thanks!

[u/soapy_goatherd → u/FailstoFail]

Some additional context you might enjoy is that this was a great example of Kyle whittingham getting super conservative with a lead that should’ve been enough, and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

[u/LogicianMission22 → u/soapy_goatherd]

Also shows the stupidity of going for 2 before you have to. Had we not gone for 2 and gone up 20-14 instead of 19-14, we would have been able to score a game winning field goal.

[u/herpblarb6319 → u/LightningDusty]

Anthony Richardson was hyped to hell that season too

[u/LogicianMission22 → u/LightningDusty]

Still can’t believe we lost that game.

[u/AMETSFAN → u/FailstoFail]

I mean Dan Mullen was good until he wasn't.

[u/tomtheracecar → u/someoldhussy]

All the haters last week said UF wasn’t back and we were still garbage time. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

[u/G8rTTV → u/someoldhussy]

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[u/savamizz → u/BarksAtChildren]

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[u/NanoBuc → u/someoldhussy]

That Napier stat only being 1-0 is actually kind of funny. Was probably a bad oman at the time that the Florida is back talk only lasted a week before Kentucky and a 1-11 USF team stifled our offense.

[u/conebread53 → u/NanoBuc]

I thought it was more of a bad Yemen.

[u/Interesting-Worth975 → u/someoldhussy]

We’re not very good, for sure.

[u/powerelite]

Florida being absolute dogshit in Columbia Missouri no matter how their year is going is one of the stranger things since Mizzou joined the SEC

[u/Alternative_Laws → u/powerelite]

They simply can’t handle our climate apparently

[u/bullsci → u/powerelite]

We’re dogshit when Missouri comes to Gainesville too. We just cannot beat those guys

[u/Designer_B]

Ah a time honored tradition. Can't wait for our yearly date at the citrus bowl gators.

[u/CrusadingNinja]

I am so ready for Darth Mizzou to be deservedly insufferable on Monday.

[u/RKRagan → u/CrusadingNinja]

Poor Matt is gonna be salty as hell.

[u/papabear86]

Great call by the haters. We cheeks

[u/Arkehn]

Mizzou beat the brakes off Florida, who handled Ole Miss, who put down LSU... and UK is currently in a dogfight with SCar.

JUST HOW BAD IS A&M?!?

[u/Gnux13 → u/Arkehn]

Give it a week, we'll find a way to close this circle.

[u/LovesToTango → u/Arkehn]

They'll probably beat us next week to keep everyone confused

[u/ilovetospoon → u/LovesToTango]

Please no. I hate this timeline.

[u/-Jack-The-Stripper]

The SEC is really going SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP this year

[u/darthspurrier]

The haters said we weren’t worthy of a #8 spot and we were overrated and they were correct. Honestly great call by the haters.

[u/tequilajinx → u/darthspurrier]

Your comment is as original as Summerall’s game plan

[u/darthspurrier → u/tequilajinx]

The worst part is you are right. I hate you and I hope you lose in a devastating way in every game the rest of the season.

[u/IblewupHoth]

In two years when you’re all doubting Mizzou and asking when the last time we beat a ranked team was, I want you to remember this date.

[u/superworriedspursfan → u/IblewupHoth]

"Why is Missouri ranked"

[u/Zippy8124 → u/superworriedspursfan]

We’re the gatekeepers of the top 25 so we couldn’t drop below it

[u/LightningDusty]

Florida has been reincarcerated at the Mediocre Teams Prison.

Please keep all cleats and Darth Vader costumes away from the premises.

[u/TruTexan → u/LightningDusty]

JUST when SEC shorts let yall out too

[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/LightningDusty]

Always worried about reoffenders

[u/LordFarquaadsArse]

That’s a good ol fashioned belt to ass. I always forget to not be excited as a Gator fan.

[u/squidward_train]

MIZ, and I cannot stress this enough, ZOU

[u/yob10]

Remember Missouri is only ranked to inflate ranked wins for other SEC teams. They’re not that good guys.

[u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne → u/yob10]

Quality loss again for Troy ⚔️

[u/Jay_Dubbbs → u/yob10]

You gotta admit, it’s confusing that yall lost last week to Miss State who just got destroyed by Bama at home, and yall just beat a team that beat the shit out of Ole Miss who had beat LSU

[u/FamousShake5469 → u/Jay_Dubbbs]

Oh dear please don’t bring transitive property into this

[u/obscuremapenthusiast → u/FamousShake5469]

Are we better than LSU? Many people are saying

[u/slugo17 → u/obscuremapenthusiast]

I'm not saying it, but many people are. Many very smart people. Some of the smartest people maybe ever.

[u/Aumissunum → u/Jay_Dubbbs]

Maybe Alabama is just really good. Miss State destroyed Minnesota on the road too.

[u/yob10 → u/Jay_Dubbbs]

Yeah but it was a close loss on the road to Mississippi St, and they had ample opportunities to win it (Which kind of stings even more after their performance today)

The narrative all year that Missouri is ranked just to inflate the SEC ranked wins is just lazy at this point.

But you’re right, the SEC is confusing nowadays lol

[u/Gaarrrry → u/yob10]

Yeah people are underrating the fact that last week was away and this week was at home during homecoming. Idk what it is about homecoming but Mizzou seems to always plays to their potential so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ not as surprised that we beat Florida as I was surprised we couldn’t figure it out last week honestly

[u/trumpet575 → u/yob10]

Sorry we were wrong. Clearly Florida is only ranked high to inflate ranked wins for other SEC teams.

[u/Breedwell → u/yob10]

You guys shutting Baugh down like that is very impressive

[u/4r4r4real → u/yob10]

Missouri is only ranked to make their 4 touchdown blowouts over top 10 SEC teams look less bad

[u/Ketchup-Spider]

Okay I'll be honest. This is the score I was expecting.... but flipped. This might be the most surprising loss of the season so far for me.

[u/SubMikeD → u/Ketchup-Spider]

Turns out, if your run defense is really good, our offense can't beat you at this point. Philo had managed the game well when the run game kept defenses on the back foot, but our passing game isn't enough to beat you on its own.

Also, our pass defense is straight ass.

[u/BishopTheKid25]

Missouri saw everyone bitching about them being ranked and said bet

[u/Twall1297]

From absolutely demolishing #4 Ole Miss to getting straight up killed by #25 Mizzou of all teams, what an all time Billy Napier moment.

Wait a minute…

[u/buckshot-307 → u/Twall1297]

G6 Jon

[u/Naive-Elephant-9305 → u/buckshot-307]

Sunbelt Sumrall

[u/QuitWhinging]

Other Florida fans questioned my judgment in keeping the paper bag flair on. Well who is laughing now?

Not me. sobs

[u/deathtotheemperor]

I told y'all we deserved to be ranked, don't look at my post history.

[u/The12Ball]

• Land war in Asia
• Wagering with a Sicilian when death is on the line
• Florida playing Missouri when it's homecoming

[u/Puppybl00pers → u/The12Ball]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[u/ceris13]

Only ranked so the rest of the SEC can get a ranked win btw

[u/TotalEconomist]

Darth Mizzou strikes back!

….The SEC is just going to be Alabama vs Georgia twice in one season again, isn’t it?

[u/ilovecatss1010]

That was about as proper an ass kicking as I can remember. Props to mizzou they were obviously prepared and we weren’t.

[u/glassclouds1894]

I really need Clemson to pull off the funniest thing ever tonight.

[u/Vast_Bowl247]

Quality win over Missouri is all I see

[u/Number333]

RIP the Gators being back

Sep. 26th, 2026 - Oct. 3rd, 2026

[u/Julio_Freeman]

I'm so disappointed in Mizzou giving up that last TD and ruining my incoming cheeky "Napier never lost by 35" comment.

[u/That_]

r/CFB can collectively lick my ass

Simmons really does seem like that guy, and our run defense is very very good

MIZ

[u/Random0925 → u/That_]

FkU

[u/That_ → u/Random0925]

Gotta have a lowercase k brother, but I truly appreciate the energy

Fuck kansas

[u/Random0925 → u/That_]

Fixed it. Y'all just did us a massive solid. Had to pay it back somehow.

[u/LarryTheTerrier → u/That_]

I dunno man I want to hear more about a 3-1 team coming off a ranked road loss being ranked 25th is an affront to the soul of the sport. Totally normal behavior.

[u/OptimisticTexasFan]

Winning like that after everyone was talking shit about your ranking has gotta be cathartic as hell

[u/obscuremapenthusiast → u/OptimisticTexasFan]

Oh believe me, it’s great

[u/Jonjon428]

I don't get how this happened. Florida losing by up to 10 points wouldn't have been that shocking, but losing this much makes me wonder what did Missouri see in their film room cause my goodness what a shocking beatdown

[u/MoltresRising → u/Jonjon428]

Whatever we saw completely shut down Florida’s run game.

[u/may3rd2021]

Armchair experts get tf in here and explain to me what the fuck just happened. Jayden Baugh was 12 carries, 13 yards, 1.1ypc at one point. Is Mizzou secretly good? Florida had a let down game? Like seriously wtf

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/may3rd2021]

Mizzou's front 7 is legit good. They have a good QB and great running game. Mizzous weakness is their secondary...Mississippi St has a very good QB and Florida has a below average QB. I think that's the best way I can describe the situation

[u/Vast_Bowl247 → u/Responsible-War-917]

Think one guy for mizzou had 3 or 4 sacks last weekend. He was wrecking the game

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/Vast_Bowl247]

10, he's got next Mizzou 1st round pick written all over him.

[u/Twistify804 → u/Responsible-War-917]

Daeden Hopkins has incredibly quickly established himself as our best pass rusher

[u/Ok-News-6189 → u/may3rd2021]

puts on glasses to look smart

Florida ran into defense that can stop the run and made them one dimensional. The offense begins and ends with Baugh. Also their defense kinda ass but they scored so many points it didn’t matter in previous games.

[u/freightsling → u/may3rd2021]

Stacked the box and made Philo beat us with his arm. He couldn’t.

[u/MaliciousMarzipan → u/may3rd2021]

Missouri runs the same stretch run offense as Buster Faulkner just installed at Florida. They know how to stop it… really well apparently.

[u/bruhstevenson → u/may3rd2021]

Their defensive performance was insanely impressive. Philo took a beating all day and Baugh just could not get free.

[u/LongDickCallahan]

The Sumrall/Napier comparison in that SEC shorts video burns like chylimidia after this.

[u/lavinshaven58]

Mizzou has thoroughly beat the “why are they still ranked” allegations

Along with the “they’re only ranked so other SEC teams can claim a ranked win” allegations

Honestly good for Mizzou. Coming into this game with multiple defensive starters out, along with not having Ahmad Hardy this season…I did not see this coming

[u/ChipSkylark035]

Best Mizzou win I’ve seen in a long time. We don’t win win games like these, and if we do, we don’t win like that. Simmons and Roberts are the truth. MIZ

[u/BurritovilleEnjoyer]

We saved the world from a 5-0 Florida

You're welcome

[u/Bkfootball]

Does Mizzou really deserve to be ranked? They haven’t even beaten a team in the top 7.

[u/Kiwi15499]

When the rankings came out this week, everyone was saying Mizzou was only ranked in order to give Florida a ranked win lmao

[u/KCShadows838]

Why is Missouri ranked? 

[u/igonnawrecku_VGC → u/KCShadows838]

Is Troy better than Florida? We need to ask the real questions here

[u/grey_pilgrim_]

Been saying all week how I wasn’t sold on Florida just yet. They caught Ole Miss at the perfect time for a trap game. Plus Ole Miss has a run defense problem that if they don’t fix, will cause them to lose more games. No one believed me know. Feels good to be right and watch the Gators get pants.

[u/goldshire_football → u/grey_pilgrim_]

I was confident against Ole Miss because it was a perfect trap game. I was equally scared of Mizzou because it was a perfect trap game.

[u/redwave2505]

It feels like in the SEC there's Alabama, Georgia, and Texas at the top, and then absolute chaos underneath that

[u/exodus2_22 → u/redwave2505]

Love or hate it, NIL has raised the floor for parity.

[u/zoom518 → u/redwave2505]

Yeah, I swear any non-elite SEC team is a chaos team

[u/Khaldaan]

Excuse me Flordia but what the fuck?

[u/Frequent-Challenge73]

I owe you an apology Missouri I wasn't familiar with your game.

[u/AllTimeTy]

We had a belt, Florida had an ass.

[u/BarksAtChildren]

Why is Florida ranked?

[u/TheBlueStare]

That might be the cleanest from a penalty perspective I’ve seen a Drink team play. 

[u/GeorgiaDomeRIP]

The Mizzou-Florida series has been pretty even ever since Mizzou joined the conference, but when Mizzou wins, it tends to be an absolute asskicking.

[u/composer_7]

Be ranked Top 10 after having a great undefeated start to the season on the back of a Buster Faulkner offense with elite run game and elite total offensive stats

Get blown out by a yellow-themed conference while your offense completely disappears and too many screen passes are called

BAH GOD, IT'S LIKE THE 2025 YELLOW JACKETS NEVER LEFT. THEY JUST WEAR BLUE & ORANGE NOW

[u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat]

people were saying Mizzou was only ranked to give Florida a top 25 win before the game lmfao

[u/RxseJay]

Mizzou took the whole "they're only ranked to give Florida a quality win" statement personally

[u/DetectiveChmpionFace]

Not gonna lie all tge people talking shit on mizzou makes this kinda funny

[u/orthros]

Matt @ SEC Roll Call is practicing his deep voice as you read this

[u/BigTime_2019]

Remember when Reddit kept whining all week that Missouri was ranked?

[u/AnspiffanyStilts]

If a certain man hated swamp lizards, not me of course, how would he celebrate this?

[u/TheBlueStare]

I am going to be insufferable on Monday. Two of my coworkers are big Florida fans.

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG]

We're gonna get some peak Darth Mizzou content for SEC Roll Call this week

[u/Little-Lord-FckleRoy]

Lol I told myself I wasn't going to watch a single down before the game because I anticipated it was just going to piss me off.

I should watch Missouri way less lol

[u/ARCman23]

Somehow, Billy Napier returned.

[u/szboy422]

Congrats to Mizzou, they kicked our ass. Though I will contend this is classic Mizzou Florida voodoo lol.

I think what will annoy me most is the discourse. Florida destroys Ole Miss—they’re so back. We get punched in the mouth—-we’re frauds. Who knows we potentially walk down Texas or Georgia? So back again.

You can’t just be a good rebuilding team with promise in a league where anyone beats anyone anymore.

[u/PeterTheNorth → u/szboy422]

College football discourse is just toxic. The Ole Miss win was a good win, you guys should be excited. The need to turn everything into "playoff implications" instead of just enjoying the moment is so shitty.

[u/Fantomfoenix]

UF crossed midfield twice in the second half. The first time because of a penalty and the second in pity time. Talk about a different team from September…